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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 13h

The teams I follow just love to lose. 🫩

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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 13h

DeBrincat earning his salt! Detroit is tied with 16 seconds left. Red Wings go to OT! LFG boys! 🔴⚪🛞🪽 #LGRW

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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 16h

I would like vasco to please play better

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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 17h

That shit was offside. Gonna be one of those games.

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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 19h

A gridiron ball ended up on the field and now they're trying to throw spirals

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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 19h

Last U6 practice! The Cup is Saturday and the kids are teaching the coach toilet tag.

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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 23h

Tim Sweeny thinks that "Obsession" is a monkey paw story about how you should lawyer up before making wishes.

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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026

Oily Josh and the Greaseboys, Paul sold separately. (Yes this is just that tumblr post from a decade ago)

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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026

Stop calling him Jesus Christ and start calling him Oily Josh

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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026

Tommy is a former congressional aide who is at present a member of right wing militia or something.

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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026

Making a baby at 60 years old is like making a cake with expired ingredients. That poor kid having to grow up with the horrors of being made from expired cum.

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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026

I wish Smaïl Bouabdellah would stfu forever..

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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026

14th isn't great but it's far enough from. The relegation line that we can breathe a little. All wins from here on out tho. #Ligue1 #TeamOM #SCOOM

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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026

Harit et Paixão, avec but chacun pour 5 total! Ⓜ️

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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026

"oui oui penalty" guess I can understand the broadcasters lol

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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026

Excuses a tous francophones qui lire mon fle de pietre qualite, mdr.

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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026

Ce n'encore fini, je désire quatre! Alllez Les Phocéens! Ⓜ️ #Ligue1 #TeamOM #SCOOM

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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026

Droit au but! C'est trois! Allez bleu et crême Ⓜ️ #Ligue1 #TeamOM #SCOOM

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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026

I'm not proficient enough in fle to understand the broadcasters, they speak too fast and I was distracted student at best, but the can all fuck right off with the ai shit.

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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026

Kamissoko scores right before the half, l'OM might do this thing! Allons-fucking-y! #Ligue1

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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026

Nothing punk about being a patriot, you piece of shit

Danny DeVito as Frank Reynolds sits at a bar stool and says "You would have to be a real lowlife piece of shit to be proud to be an American."

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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026

Armor in fiction annoys me, where are the surcoats and tabbards? Why are we trying to look Elder Scrolls characters?

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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026

Red Wings win in a shootout. Nice remdemtion arc for Gibby. lfg! 🛞🪽

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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026

If you look up "Samwise, brown" you'll find lots of angry white guys crying about how "It was dirt" which is cope, but also alot of them are like "uh he's just tan", motherfucker what do you think melanin is?

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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026

lol I forget Sam is "brown" in the text... so did Andy Serkis... the guy who narrates the audiobooks. What a clown.

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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026

If there weren't any non-white hobbits then why are the Fallohide hobbits called fallow (fair, flaxen) by name?

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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026

My favorite part about French is how much of English is just mispronounced French.

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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026

PSG and Bayern basically scoring at the same time.

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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026

Early reminder that the MLBPA is a union and the looming lockout is a labor dispute. Labor is entitled to all it creates and there is no baseball without baseball players. I hope the players get everything they want and the organizations get fucked hard. Solidarity forever!

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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026

Shout-out to the "USA Network" for not censoring the FUCK RB tifo.

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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026

Filthy assed freak talking about supporting segregation and restricting bodily autonomy like it's a hack-a-shaq. Motherfucker should try talking like that irl.

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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026

Motherfucker talking game design, like bricking a free throw on purpose or intentionally walking a batter is the same as putting lives at risk.

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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026

"He said he's a Mbappé fan but he also said 'hate' watching PSG" yes my Football opinions are incoherent.

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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026

I'm "hate watching" PSG might watch Real Betis vs Barcelona or Bayern Munich vs RB Leipzig, maybe both. Heard RB Leipzig supporters have good politics. Jamie jokingly claims to be a Barcelona supporter simple because FCB has Olivia Rodrigo jerseys, so sometimes we watch as a bit, but also […]

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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026

I'm hoping Hull does something cool in the next few minutes. 🐯 #epl #FULvHUL

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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026

They take too long to change the score bug.

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