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Bonger Kong 🍉

@KronetHjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy
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No War but Class War! Free Palestine! Trans Rights are Human Rights! Fuck ICE! ACAB! LFG: 🎲 PF2, DCC, OSR (willing to gm) 🎮 Minecraft, Factorio 🌉 bridged from ⁂ jorts.horse/@KronetHjort, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 5h
Trick or treat
A cat face jack o lantern lit up A cat face jack o lantern in the light
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 26/10/2026
He's listening 👂
A tawny floppy eared dog with its ears up
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 25/10/2026
I was feeding ducks!
Ducks in a pond
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026
Nothing punk about being a patriot, you piece of shit
Danny DeVito as Frank Reynolds sits at a bar stool and says "You would have to be a real lowlife piece of shit to be proud to be an American."
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
Stay onside, please #bundesliga #ELVvFCA
Homer looking upset with his head buried in his hands labeled my team gets a goal overturned, Homer in a bathrobe on the couch with the remote looking excited with the caption the other team gets a goal overturned
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
I FUCKING LOVE NEWLY PROMOTED TEAMS!
Spongebob as an overexcited sports fan he stands on the bleacher and screams excitedly in a stranger's face, Squidward who came with him is embarrassed
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
pensive #nlcs
blurry screenscap of othani look disappointed.
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
"NotMad" #NLCS
Blurry screen cap of ohtani scowling
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026
Lonk from the Gelend of Zeldo
A gross looking doodle of a hylian in a cap and tunic with a pug nose puffy eyes and a heart tattoo on his neck
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026
togi hideki perfroms stairway to heavan in traditional japanese garb playting western gituar and gagaku
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026
The English patient for Sega Saturn tated m by crystal dynamics
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026
Dodgers lost, Rays lost! All Great Lakes World Series is coming! LFG! #NLCS #ALCS
Eastern us.maonwith Great lakes highlighted and text that reads this account supports great lakes supremacy
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
Park shrooms
Brownish ivory mystery Mushroom at the park A different ivoryish brown mushroom
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026
"Ballon means ball"
The waitress from pulp fiction who says "Garçon means boy"
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026
I'd simply refuse to play in the sunny bit, "there's enough shade just keep it on the shade"
A picture of the soccer pitch for the whole city versus Everton game with the large strip of sunlight at the edge of the field circled
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026
The soccer tab of any US based sports news site whenever Messi blinks.
in scene from the simpson smithers points over a crowd and screams
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026
Look this shit! Imagine if one of these were your team. 🫩

DetroitRedWings@sportsbots.xyz
1/6

Onto the shootout.
Public • 21m ‒ Oct 10, 10:02 PM
Detroit Red Wings 🤖
2/6
19m

Round 1:

Caufield - ❌
Raymond - ❌
Detroit Red Wings 🤖
3/6
18m

Round 2: 

Texier - ❌
Cat - ❌
Detroit Red Wings 🤖
4/6
17m

Round 3:

Slafkovsky - ❌
Arvidsson - ❌
Detroit Red Wings 🤖
5/6
15m

Round 4:

Suzuki - ❌
Larkin - ❌
 
Detroit Red Wings 🤖
6/6
14m

Round 5:

Hutson - ❌
ASP - ❌
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026
Lol Indy and Tampa are fighting, lfg Blues!
low res screenshot of Indy and Tampa fighting
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026
Lfg
Fc Cincinnati at Atlanta United, Red wings at Montreal, Indy 11 at Tampa, together on one 9:16 monitor with sox at guardians on one 16;9
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026
We're not supposed to count but the U6 Black Cats lost.
censored screenshot showing five goals for the cats (3 from one player, 1 each from two others) and 6 goals for green team. three green goals and 1 black goal were offside though we don't use that rule
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026
Sure playing soccer on solider field looks silly, but not near as silly as playing it at Yankee Stadium. #cf97 #CHIvNYC
Yankee stadium made up as a football pitch for nycfc
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026
Kroger's generic brand is trying to mimic NoName
Kroger Smart Way mini frosted donuts featuring a plain helvetica inspired sans serif font.
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026
I mean...
Roberto De Zerbi blepping Joe Lo Truglio holding a jar of yorgut
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
Heading to Cleveland! #CHWVCLE #ALDS
Industrial warehouse with wours Cleveland over it
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
lol
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/mlbhomeruntracker.…
Sicko looking in a window and giggling "YES... HA HA

HA... YES
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
#BOTvVAS
Homer hides his face in shame "My team 
gets a
Goal
overturned 

Hone celebrates "the other team gets a
Goal overturned
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
In a scene from final fantasy 6 The player characters fight kefka with the text "if god did exist,
it would be necessary
to kill them", a radish filter and a VHS effect
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
We are NOT the same!
"You when one of your favs turns out to be a creep" 
Patrick says "bit I don't believe it"

"Me when one of my favs turns out to be a creep" Mr krabs nonchalantly tells a worried Squidward "let's kill him"
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
🛞🪽
Bugs bunny in a red wings jersey with the text i wish all

Chris Hitch

a very

pleasant sell the team
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
Broken ass bracket. Hope the Braves enjoy losing to Dodgers.
mlb post season bracket with my picks filled out

White sox beat astros but lose to guardians

Boston beats yankess then lose to tampa. AL sends Tampa to wordl series

philles beat alanta then lose to dodgers
cubs lose to padres who lose to brewers
brewers bea tampa in the world series

corrected to show braves and yankees willing.
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
Virgin Flamengo and Chad Vasco
The virgin and chad me with the virgin standing under a flamengo badge and wearing a flamengo jersey with the text "Revenue at Rio de Janeiro club Flamengo could fall by 400 million reais as a result of the ban, clul club president Luiz Eduardo Baptista told reporters, ding that the hit would mean the team would not be able to honor commitments it has made for next year." -reuters 9/30/2026
The Chad is wearing a vasco jersey and stands under the vasco badge with the text "Pedrinho states that the PM on sports betting will have 'afetar zero financeiramente (zero financial impact)' on Vasco" -globo 10/1/2026
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
Today there were goats in the road.
A blurry cropped and over zoomed photo of two goats
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
According to the nyt this guy was actually a transman who had been routinely abused by his murderers for year. The SFGate and the BBC did not mention this at all and the nyt put it 6 paragraphs into the article
Mr. McKinsey was a transgender man

and accused his wife, Candice Jang, and his in-laws of abusing him because of his identity, according to his filing for a restraining order in December 2025. He said his mother- in-law called him and one of his sons a "pervert" and a "monster" after the boy tried on dresses, and he accused his father-in-law of punching him in the chest while he was recovering from double mastectomy surgery in

2010.
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
In this house we believe Cincinnati #Reds edition: - Terry Francona should be fired - Elly de la Cruz should leave to go ring chasing - Gino Suarez is fat - Barry Larkin is a dipshit - Pete Rose was Pedophile
I bring a sort of Pete Rose is a pedophile who deserves to be hated Vibe to Great American Ballpark that other Reds fans really don't like
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
(*Unrelated*)
Moe ejects Barney from his tavern only to have Barney appear behind him. In this edit Barney has my OC Grassouillet's head pasted over his ar 60% opacity
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
Lol an executive at the transphobia factory just died. I'm probably gonna get my bsky account nuked this week.
SpongeBob in swimwear on the beach cracking his knuckles as part of his stretching routine, next to him is a dumbbell made of a twig and marshmallows
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
You guys wanna see the most cringe person,
Honda fit with too many fandom stickers, wow horde logo, both the rebels and empire from star wars, a skull from Gurren Lagann, the transphobic symbol from Harry Potter, a symbol from Ed's jacket in Fullmetal alchemist and more. Bandaid sticker added over plate for privacy
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
Inter Miami getting into a fight
Fry is shocked shocked well actually not that shocked
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
In the US "Rolling Stone" magazine will murder you if you don't listen to the radio
yemoni park on joe rogan
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
I know you're not gen z but this meme lives on my phone and now is the perfect time to use it


In a scene from The Simpsons a black comedian on on television leans back and says gen z buys airline tickets like this and has an iPhone PNG pasted over his hand and the second frame he says but millennials by airline tickets like this and leans over with a laptop PNG pasted over his hands
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
"Rolling Stone" writers when they hear that you don't listen to the radio.
A group of Napoleonic shoulders in green with one on the ground and one wounded while one tries to care for the one on the ground and their office screams
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
I don't understand português but it's is absolutely bullshit Vasco has to jump through all these hoops just to get a home field game for the Sudamericana semifinal. Hopefully they can just play at São Januário.
I'm joining the war on CR flamenco on the side of Lula written next to a cartoon of Karl Marx looking very muscular with Lula's face
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
It was actually DeBrincat not Seider
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026
That might be correct.
Lotr two towers for ps2 in my hands
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026
#mlb playoff predictions. idk shit really so this is probably wrong. I'm also a dodger hater but to be fair I hate the brewers more.
mlb post season bracket with my picks filled out

White sox beat astros but lose to guardians

Boston beats yankess then lose to tampa. AL sends Tampa to wordl series

philles beat alanta then lose to dodgers
cubs lose to padres who lose to brewers
brewers bea tampa in the world series
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026
Allen Dulles
A crude cartoony pencil doodle of of Allen dulles a bespectacled man with a mustache and a high forehead
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2026
You are wearing a Messi shirt, I am wearing an Inter Miami shirt, we are not the same.
Giancarlo Esposito in a suit straightening his tie
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2026
lol
Momentum graph for vasco and coritiba 

showing vasco with much much more than coritiba
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026
The me explaining meme. With the me character edited to have a vasconbadge on her shirt, saying "Me explaining that Brasileiro & LigaMX are "better" than EPL even if the commentary is rarely in English" the other person is labeled "An other parent at U6 practice who has never watched a match other than the World Cup"
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