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Kermit D

@krmtdfrog.bsky.social
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Birb enjoyer, SPORTZ writer, permanently aggravated

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Kermit D @krmtdfrog.bsky.social · 17h
Obvious fan interference as a batted ball hits the outstretched wrists of a fan clearly in play
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Kermit D @krmtdfrog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
*Narrator* They called 6 pass plays in a row and ended up punting directly after ol Finstock here posted this skeet.
ESPN's play by play of that series by LA:

Punt
14:50 - 4th
E.Evans punts 49 yards to DEN 19, Center-J.Cardona. K.Katsis to DEN 29 for 10 yards (S.Dolac).
4th & 19 at LAR 32
Incompletion
14:56 - 4th
(Shotgun) M.Stafford pass incomplete deep left to K.Mumpfield [Z.Allen].
3rd & 19 at LAR 32
Incompletion
15:00 - 4th
(Shotgun) M.Stafford pass incomplete short right.
2nd & 19 at LAR 32
END QUARTER 3

Sack
0:46 - 3rd
M.Stafford sacked at LA 32 for -9 yards (Z.Allen).
1st & 10 at LAR 41
4-yd Pass
1:26 - 3rd
(Shotgun) M.Stafford pass short middle to T.Higbee to LA 41 for 4 yards (Q.Robinson) [D.Tillman].
3rd & 3 at LAR 37
Incompletion
1:31 - 3rd
M.Stafford pass incomplete deep right to D.Allen (J.Strnad) [D.Tillman].
2nd & 3 at LAR 37
7-yd Pass
2:09 - 3rd
(Shotgun) M.Stafford pass short right to D.Adams to LA 37 for 7 yards (P.Surtain).
1st & 10 at LAR 30
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Kermit D @krmtdfrog.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That and this one
old tweet from @ppathole

Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart.
Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don't recognize.
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Kermit D @krmtdfrog.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This sovcit looking ass is about exactly what you would picture someone who did this looks like
Yet that lawyer, Michael Velchik, when he was a senior at Harvard 14 years ago, submitted a paper for a Latin class written from the perspective of Adolf Hitler, according to three people studying in the department with knowledge of the incident. The assignment was to write from the perspective of a controversial figure, but Velchik’s choice of Hitler so unnerved the instructor that he was asked to redo the assignment.
And in an email to a peer about 18 months later, as he was preparing to enter law school, Velchik wrote that he‘d enjoyed Hitler’s autobiography and political manifesto, “Mein Kampf,” more than any other book he’d read recently during a year of travels, accordin
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Kermit D @krmtdfrog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Joan Jett in concert, pic from https://www.akiyamaphotography.com/joan-jett/
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Kermit D @krmtdfrog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is also an option @imnotahrhitter.bsky.social
Screenshot of that Scripps post immediately followed by the next skeet on my timeline, @imnotahrhitter.bsky.social saying "Fire Boone"
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Kermit D @krmtdfrog.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I beat that metaphor into the ground, but yes, that stank
Screenshot of a series of 3 skeets of mine:

1h
Time to see which indy jones we get, lost ark or crystal skull

53m
I don't think I've ever seen anything quite like that. Colts got a huge (correct) call there and it's definitely Raiders Jones 

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That playcalling was Crystal Skull all the way. Playing to tie is poopy
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Kermit D @krmtdfrog.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
pagine @troyponce.bsky.social
The Legend of Zelda, Ocarina of Time game cover but it says "we all know george w bush did 9/11"
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Kermit D @krmtdfrog.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Meanwhile, in reality
Line graph of median rent prices in the US over the past 12 months. Both 1- and 2-bedroom are up about 2%. You're welcome to look it up yourself, but the previous year isn't much differentChart showing the median sale price of US homes over the past 60 years. It's a steady uphill chart with the exception of the 1991 recession, the housing crisis in 08 and post covid.
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Kermit D @krmtdfrog.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Dance with the lemurs
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Kermit D @krmtdfrog.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
He looks good. Amazing what free time, money and a desire to look ripped will get you even at that age
The elf man with purple lighting
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Kermit D @krmtdfrog.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The stage at said concert. Danny's name in spooky orange font
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Kermit D @krmtdfrog.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Punish the villains. Up against the wall if need be.
Quote skeets are disabled, so I'm screencapping here.
Gabe Ortíz
 @tusk81.bsky.social
· 6h
“ICE agents were caught on video pulling one teen from the car and punching him repeatedly in the face while he lay on the ground. The other teen, Luis Ochoa, said he informed the ICE agents he was a citizen but was told, ‘I don’t give a damn.… Your parents can’t help you now.’”

Gabe Ortíz
 @tusk81.bsky.social
· 6h
“Two U.S. citizen teenagers who were on their way to file enlistment papers to join the Marines were violently attacked by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents, who reportedly detained them for nearly eight hours before letting them go.” 

ICE Attacks Two U.S. Citizen Minors on Their Way to Enlist in Marines
The ICE agents reportedly said they didn’t care after being told the two teenagers were citizens.
newrepublic.com
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Kermit D @krmtdfrog.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Is this my favorite Aoki memory now? Nah, maybe top 5. This fight tho, this is the #1 forever
A pained looking Shinya Aoki in a suit and tie squaring off against Yuichiro Nagashima in schoolgirl cosplay + wig
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Kermit D @krmtdfrog.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Professor Farnsworth on the phone cropped halfway in "badly cropped, you say?"
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Kermit D @krmtdfrog.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Is this like steve young coming in for joe montana?
Screencap of Drew Lock's stats near the end of the 4th quarter.

C/ATT	YDS	AVG	TD
16/22	187	8.5    1
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Kermit D @krmtdfrog.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I'm so glad we're back to companies/people doing incredibly stupid things in regards to 9/11. The parodies write themselves, like this joke come to life
Parody halloween costume of a mom and dad wearing outfits that resemble a building and the child wearing a plane costume.
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Kermit D @krmtdfrog.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Apologies for bringing something over from Twitter, but this is actually funny for once
Brian Fagan on Twitter 

Prior to Western Michigan, college football teams were 110,352 – 0 when leading after the end of regulation, dating back to 1869.
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Kermit D @krmtdfrog.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Yea IDK about that non-call
Still frame of that video showing the defender within 1 yard of the Oregon player attempting to fair catch the puntScreenshot from the NCAA football rulebook. Key portion:
It is an interference foul if, before the receiver touches the ball, a Team A player enters the area defined by the width of the receiver’s shoulders and extending one yard in front of him
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Kermit D @krmtdfrog.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I'm very tempted to see either Elfman or O.M.a.M...
Screenshot of Ticketmaster upcoming NYC summer stage shows 

SEP Sat 12 7:00 PM

Marcus King Band - Darling Blue PT2 Tour

SEP 13 Sun 8:00 PM

YSL Records & Young Thug Present: The New Generation Tour

SEP 15 Tue 8:00 PM

Danny Elfman

SEP 18 Fri 8:00 PM

Yeat: The LOVE/LYFE Tour

SEP 23 Wed 7:00 PM

Of Monsters and Men - The Mouse Parade Tour

OCT 1 Thu 7:00 PM

Charley Crockett - Age of the Ram Tour
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Kermit D @krmtdfrog.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
A company called Oonee has put up smaller outdoor pods in the NYC/JC areas to great affect. I've parked there countless times in the past couple years
Inside shot of an Oonee pod that has vertical bike parking
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Kermit D @krmtdfrog.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Straight to jail meme, but jail is crossed out and it says "the gallows" instead
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Kermit D @krmtdfrog.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I'm generally not a fan of incarceration for obvious reasons, but the fact that she wasn't institutionalized after this speaks volumes about the state of mental health in this country
That dumb shithead chained herself to the doors of Twitter's offices.
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Kermit D @krmtdfrog.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Ron Swanson character holding up his fist with the caption "inshallah"
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Kermit D @krmtdfrog.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Punish the villains
In February of this year, federal prosecutors twice sought search warrants for account information for the YouTube channel of Fort and the journalist Don Lemon, both of whom have pleaded not guilty to criminal charges in connection to a protest at a Minneapolis church in January that they were covering. A judge twice rejected the request, writing that the government had failed to establish probable cause of a crime and that he wanted Lemon and Fort to be informed of the request so they could have a chance to challenge it. About a month after the judge’s ruling in late February, the government said it was withdrawing the request.

But officials hadn’t given up on getting the data.

Less than a month later, the DHS served Google with a different request for the YouTube information. This time, DHS utilized a different method that didn’t require approval from a judge, only a sign-off from a DHS official. It served Google an administrative summons citing an arcane provision of federal law – 19 USC 1509 – dealing with customs imports. The provision gives the DHS broad power to inspect records in order to determine whether duties and taxes are being correctly levied on imported items. It also instructed the recipients of the summons to keep it secret.

The DHS summons was issued under a statute that does give the agency broad power to demand records, but only in the limited circumstance of there being a need to investigate a customs issue, said Chris Duncan, a former lawyer at the Department of Homeland Security. “These laws have absolutely nothing to do with a domestic situation at a church, a social media post, even an immigration matter,” he said.In addition to Fort and Lemon, the DHS also sought information on the YouTube accounts for the left-leaning outlet Democracy Now, conservative podcaster Megyn Kelly, the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel and an independent journalist named Brendan Gutenschwager
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Kermit D @krmtdfrog.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Large boot getting licked at the sole by a detached mouth and tongue
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Kermit D @krmtdfrog.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The thing is, plenty of places have banned/restricted ABB. There used to be many hundreds of listings in my area. The city restricted it severely and there's now only a small handful of listings here. NYC did similar. They also made uber/lyft more difficult to do: you need special license plates.
Summary of Jersey City's AirBNB restrictions

That word "qualifies" is doing a lot of work, since eligibility here isn't a formality, it's the whole game. Chapter 255 only permits short-term rentals in specific classes of property, and it's built around one hard rule underneath all of them: the applicant has to be the owner, and that owner has to live in the unit as a principal residence. Jersey City defines that narrowly: spending the majority of non-working time there, being the center of domestic life, matching a driver's license or state ID, and totaling at least 275 days a year. A tenant, no matter what the lease says, can never hold a permit.

Assuming you clear that bar, the property itself has to fall into one of these classes:

A unit in a condominium, HOA or co-op building, where the governing documents allow short-term rentals and the unit is the owner's principal residence.
An owner-occupied single-family home with four or more bedrooms, where up to two rooms can be rented (each capped at two adults and two of their minor children).
One unit of a two-family home, where the owner occupies the other unit.
Up to two units in a small multi-family building of three or fewer total units, where the owner occupies another unit there.
Up to two units in a four-unit building, where the owner occupies another unit there.
Notice what's missing from that list: anything bigger. Rentals are prohibited outright in any building with more than four separate dwelling units, full stop, and that single rule removes a large share of Jersey City's downtown high-rise inventory from the market entirely. Rent-controlled, HUD-subsidized and other government-rate-set units are excluded to
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Kermit D @krmtdfrog.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Went and looked it up, it's a Romanian fascist symbol. The database of symbols is about the only thing the ADL is good for these days
General Hate Symbols
St. Michael’s Cross
ALTERNATE NAMES: Archangel Michael's Cross, Iron Guard

St. Michael’s Cross, despite its name, is not a traditional Christian symbol but rather a fascist symbol designed by Corneliu Codreanu (1899-1938), a Romanian right-wing extremist who led the Iron Guard/Legion of St. Michael movement (also known as the Legion of the Archangel Michael) in the 1920s and 1930s.  This symbol became the Iron Guard’s logo until the movement was destroyed during World War II.
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Kermit D @krmtdfrog.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The Cyclones are somehow a great litmus test. Eric Adams once chided a reporter for wearing a "Boston Red Sox hat". The reporter fired back "This is the team from Brooklyn, which you'd know if you lived in NYC." Anyway, shoutout that great hat and person.
A navy baseball cap with a Brooklyn Cyclones logo on it. The logo is a 'c' intertwined with a 'b'
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Kermit D @krmtdfrog.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
"Jesus, I see what you've done for others" meme
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Kermit D @krmtdfrog.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Man, sometimes Youtube hits me with a fire mix.
Youtube mix. In order: Buckethead - Soothsayer, Baroness - March to the Sea, Screaming Females - I Don't Mind it, Buckethead - Lebrontron, Buckethead - Nottingham Lace, Coheed and Cambria + Mastodon + Primus + Tool + Mutoid Man cover RUSH's Anthem, Buckethead - Crack the Sky
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Kermit D @krmtdfrog.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
No Fun in Troy, NY also appears to have axed them. @self.agency that makes what, 4 venues now?
Continued screenshot from CafeNine

Yea my friends at no Fun in Troy just canceled them yesterday.
I just messaged their agent now
Shows still on, but Soapgirls aren't on it lol
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Kermit D @krmtdfrog.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Conversation with a musician friend of mine. 

Hey are you familiar with a venue in Clifton called dingbatz?

>Yep

>I have played there a couple of times

A white supremacist band is playing there tonight

>Eew
Venue owners might not know.

Maybe they just think of them as artsy hot blondes and don't look at what they say

>This is not the first time something like this has happened there

They were scheduled to play New Haven tomorrow night.

Some friends of mine reached out to the owner there and they cancelled

>Oh so dingbatz owner dgaf

I feel like I've heard that venue making waves before

>Yeah, they've had issues in the past, I am not surprised. I haven't booked there in years because of their nonsense.

https://www.iheart.com/content/2018-10-23-new-jersey-venue-u nder-fire-for-booking-white-supr emacist-bands/
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Kermit D @krmtdfrog.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I know some folks up in that area, they said they knew one of the owners and that got tomorrow's show in New Haven cancelled apparently
Screenshot of Instagram dm

fyi This band is getting some press for saying some awful shit online and having overtly racist lyrics https://bsky.app/profile/jtischauser.bsky.social /post/3mth304cn2226

10:35

Thank you for telling me

I'm canceling Their show
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Kermit D @krmtdfrog.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
One of the few good lists out there imo
User Blocked by "Generative AI Created Text and Images"
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Kermit D @krmtdfrog.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
OK the top cornerback is in the process of opening his hips to cover the back up top. The WR sitting on the 20 is wide fucking open and was the entire play. Watch the LB peel off early and the safety start bailing deep to cover the deep half. The TE on the bottom was also wide open.
Screencap of a pre-season football game between the Browns and the Bears. The Browns QB is about to attempt to scramble. There are at least two open receivers he ignores.
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Kermit D @krmtdfrog.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
We have radar on the roads already showing drivers what their speed is as a warning. There's one a few blocks from me, at a spot where there's been accidents and even a death. This is the memorial mural for a young woman who died after being struck by a speeding car
Khalla Nguyen memorial mural in Jersey City
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Kermit D @krmtdfrog.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I go to check out who this dunce is and boy, time to block that loser.
Screenshot of Bevan's bsky page that has the following labelers on them already:

Account Muted
Private School: St Hilda's, Whitby
Moans about Richists
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Kermit D @krmtdfrog.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
MLB has zero sense of irony. In a game built partly around the story of Shoeless Joe Jackson and his second chance after being banned as part of the Black Sox scandal, there are gambling ads in each outfield corner.
Outfield fence at the Field of Dreams baseball game, a BetMGM logo is prominently displayedOther outfield fence at the Field of Dreams baseball game, a Fanduel logo is prominently displayed
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Kermit D @krmtdfrog.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Flanagan by almost 140,000 votes and Craig got 60,000 more than Tafoya. Tafoya is gonna lose so fuckin badly in november holy shit. Also yes that Royce White losing by 40 points, much like his nba career
MICHELE TAFOYA WINS THE MINNESOTA PRIMARY

Candidate
Votes
Percentage

Michele Tafoya
207,583
52.2%

Adam Schwarze
94,589
23.8%

Royce White
44,218
11.1%

PEGGY FLANAGAN WINS THE MINNESOTA PRIMARY

Candidate
Votes
Percentage

Peggy Flanagan
403,571
59.0%

Angie Craig
269,241
39.4%

Kurt Anderson
4,380
0.6%
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Kermit D @krmtdfrog.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I forget if it's @troyponce.bsky.social or @pud333.bsky.social or @highlightt.bsky.social that runs this joke, but it works
now
that's what i call
music did 9/11
font generator
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Kermit D @krmtdfrog.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
This is the kind of psychopath bullshit that every convicted abuser spouts, thinking it obviously clears them. Like he couldn't harm a toddler in two days? What the fuck
Dril tweet, "hello Alan this is your lawyer speaking. I am advising you today to please keep posting this shit"
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Kermit D @krmtdfrog.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Screenshot of my local supermarket's app. Store brand milk is $4.69/gal, $2.99 a half
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Kermit D @krmtdfrog.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
For context Moss was caught on a hot mic last week saying his goal in Congress is to defend Israel and says: "I don't think it's wrong for Jews in America to put Israel first, America is not our homeland".
Post from some awful account I blocked a while ago, but unfortunately had to see the bigoted rambling of because they're at it yet again.  at charlesgaba proclaiming his love for jeremy moss, who is a zionist politician. 

They posted a picture of a tweet with the campaign add of his opponent, Aisha Farooqi, and her campaign platform of "raising wages, family leave, no data centers, pro civil liberties" vs his as "voted against raising wages, takes lots of pro AI money, endorsed by the MI attorney general who oversaw prosecution of Gaza protestors and against family leave" and are crying that it's anti-semitic, because they're just bigots.
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Kermit D @krmtdfrog.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
What a glorious lunch
Brisket, pastrami, mac and cheese and pickles from Red, White and Cue in NJ
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Kermit D @krmtdfrog.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Very cool, reminds me of this 4 Scientists mural near me
Mural in Jersey City titled 4 Scientists, depicting Einstein, Newton, Tyson and Sagan
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Kermit D @krmtdfrog.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Of course not. We don't do that here
meme with some old bust statue glowing green "// What is Fedposting? // How to Spot It?"
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Kermit D @krmtdfrog.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Look, if you can teleport to Alaska or Texas, why bother with loading it on ships at all? Also lol at this dork's face
Screencap of this PeeWee Herman looking motherfucker
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Kermit D @krmtdfrog.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Piling on in regards to the "newer fans don't even know he was good once" discourse, this from a discord server I'm in
Me

LMAAAAAOOOOOO that couldn't have been any funnier than if I scripted it

Various other people

glad I used crackstreams lmao!

Who won?

Didn't see it....but was he EVER any good? Ever in his prime? Or just a glorified puncher?

What happened?

He blew out his knee in the first 10 seconds Imao


Omg

For real?

Talking about scripts, Top 4 = Top 4 World Cup
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Kermit D @krmtdfrog.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The real Buckethead will not accept cut rate imitators
Guitarist Buckethead, a tall, thin white guy who performs with a KFC bucket on his head and a Michael Myers mask
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