These awful sounding Cheetos aside, "I have been eating foods inspired by movies and television shows (professionally) for over ten years now" is maybe the greatest flex ever.
Today I ate Blumhouse Cheetos, which contain a mystery flavor described on the bag as “Sweet Phantom Heat.”
These really may be the weirdest food I have ever eaten in my life. My mouth feels like it is trying to remove itself from the rest of my body in protest.
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Blumhouse Cheetos Are the Weirdest Food I Have Ever Eaten
They are called “Sweet Phantom Heat.” But they’re really more like Spicy Cinnamon Raisin.