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Kristian Idol 🇺🇸 @kristianidol.bsky.social · 15h
Damn right I did. First day of Early In-Person. How blue did I vote? Big names, sure, but all 20-odd Judges were uncontested incumbents. So I researched who appointed them, and only voted for those by Democratic governors. Won’t affect who stays in office but, you know, INTEGRITY. 🇺🇸 🌊🌊🌊 🇺🇸
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Kristian Idol 🇺🇸 @kristianidol.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
CLEARED. (Also, she just won her primary with over 80%. Fuck off, racists.)
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Kristian Idol 🇺🇸 @kristianidol.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Trump claimed he was carried out of the rubble on 9/11 by two firefighters. Also a construction worker, a policeman, a Native American, and a cowboy.
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Kristian Idol 🇺🇸 @kristianidol.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Well, that’s it. I did what I thought was right and got all the COVID jabs, and I just stepped barefoot on a LEGO. Thanks, Fauci.
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Kristian Idol 🇺🇸 @kristianidol.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
My father was a surgeon. Questioning vaccines was simply not done. (See also: masks)
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Kristian Idol 🇺🇸 @kristianidol.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Two days! (click thru for S1-3 recap)
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Kristian Idol 🇺🇸 @kristianidol.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Primary, early, signed paper ballot handed to official. You’re not stealing my vote, 🍊💩🤡.
A “Vote Here” sign.
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Kristian Idol 🇺🇸 @kristianidol.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Proof enough for me.
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Kristian Idol 🇺🇸 @kristianidol.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Preheat oven to 375. Remove pizza from packaging. Bake for 20 minutes while you talk to Mitch McConnell.
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Kristian Idol 🇺🇸 @kristianidol.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
If you think Michelle Obama is a man, son, I have bad news about those glistening , half-naked guys you roll around for fun with.
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Kristian Idol 🇺🇸 @kristianidol.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
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Kristian Idol 🇺🇸 @kristianidol.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
😆 #tedlasso #wrexham
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Katharine Hayhoe @katharinehayhoe.com · 30/05/2026
I’m a climate scientist. Let me fix this headline. “Nearly a century ago, scientists showed that burning fossil fuels warms the planet. Today, we know human emissions account for over 100% of the warming. Yet dark money and disinformation still work to keep Americans addicted to fossil fuels.”
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Kristian Idol 🇺🇸 @kristianidol.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
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Kristian Idol 🇺🇸 @kristianidol.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Everybody loves a little countdown clock. 🙂 www.tickcounter.com/countdown/61...
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End of Trump's Presidency
Countdown timer showing how much time left until Saturday, January 20, 2029 12:00:00 PM in timezone Eastern, US (UTC-05:00)
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Kristian Idol 🇺🇸 @kristianidol.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
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Kristian Idol 🇺🇸 @kristianidol.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Ready to vote! (Just in case.) #election2026 (Shocked at how quickly it came - 2 weeks - but prob because it was just renewal of a lapsed one.)
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Kristian Idol 🇺🇸 @kristianidol.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
NO KINGS III, 50 State Nationwide Protest, MARCH 28TH, nokings.org
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Kristian Idol 🇺🇸 @kristianidol.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
No Kings III, March 28th, nokings.org
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Kristian Idol 🇺🇸 @kristianidol.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
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Kristian Idol 🇺🇸 @kristianidol.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
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Kristian Idol 🇺🇸 @kristianidol.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
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Kristian Idol 🇺🇸 @kristianidol.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Epic Fury is the title of a screenplay written by a 15-year-old hoping to sell it to Jean-Claude Van Damme.
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Kristian Idol 🇺🇸 @kristianidol.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I’ve been offline for a while, how is Operation Epstein Distraction going?
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Kristian Idol 🇺🇸 @kristianidol.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Happy Obama Day, everyone!
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Stealthgirl 🫘 @stealthgirl21.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
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Kristian Idol 🇺🇸 @kristianidol.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I hear we're posting pictures of Barack and Michelle Obama. Here's mine.
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Kristian Idol 🇺🇸 @kristianidol.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Having a lifelong connection to the wonderful state of Minnesota, I must finally comment on the last month’s events. RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES, YOU GOD DAMN ENABLERS.
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Kristian Idol 🇺🇸 @kristianidol.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
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Kristian Idol 🇺🇸 @kristianidol.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Just replaced my microplastic-shedding cutting board for a wooden one! IYKYK
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Kristian Idol 🇺🇸 @kristianidol.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Happy that both my teams won tonight! 🏈 Seahawks ‘cause Darnold use to be a Viking, and Patriots because Maye scrambling in a blizzard reminded me of Tarkington in the 70s! 🌨️
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Kristian Idol 🇺🇸 @kristianidol.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
WOW 💪 🇺🇸 MINNESOTA
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Kristian Idol 🇺🇸 @kristianidol.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
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Jennifer C @thejenniwren.teamlh.social · 18/01/2026
Minnesotans: The MN National Guard is on standby and distinguishable by high-visibility reflective vests. This is how Guard members are identified vs federal agents, who do not wear these vests. Knowing the difference matters for public safety. Please share. Source: Minnesota National Guard
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Kristian Idol 🇺🇸 @kristianidol.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
So, whatever happened to the other MILLIONS of EPSTEIN FILES?
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Kristian Idol 🇺🇸 @kristianidol.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 07/01/2026
If Trump is really stealing spending power from Congress then it would be insanity for Democrats to vote to fund the government later this month. Shut it down until the president stops wiping his ass with the Constitution.
I am pleased to announce that the Interim Authorities in Venezuela will be turning over between 30 and 50 MILLION Barrels of High Quality, Sanctioned Oil, to the United States of America. This Oil will be sold at its Market Price, and that money will be controlled by me, as President of the United States of America, to ensure it is used to benefit the people of Venezuela and the United States! I have asked Energy Secretary Chris Wright to execute this plan, immediately. It will be taken by storage ships, and brought directly to unloading docks in the United States. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
 
DONALD J. TRUMP
PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
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Kristian Idol 🇺🇸 @kristianidol.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
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Kristian Idol 🇺🇸 @kristianidol.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
“Still gym rat AF” I say as I rub Ben Gay into my shoulder after benching 85 lbs
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Ashley Zacharias @ashleyzacharias.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Doesn't it strike you as strange that the people who shout long and loud that America is a Christian nation founded on Christian principles are the very people who don't want Christ's teachings of tolerance, pacifism, and generosity codified in law?
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Kristian Idol 🇺🇸 @kristianidol.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Christmas socks! Doggies with Santa hats. 😇 Happy holidays to all! - Kris Kringol
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Kristian Idol 🇺🇸 @kristianidol.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
All right, who’s chopping the basket of onions?
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Kristian Idol 🇺🇸 @kristianidol.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Love Fugelsang for his deep knowledge of the Bible.
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Kristian Idol 🇺🇸 @kristianidol.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Watch his speech? Fuck no. Watching this:
Blu-ray of the movie “A Few Good Men”, directed by Rob Reiner.
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Kristian Idol 🇺🇸 @kristianidol.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Jeez, it doesn’t even have 2018’s Legless Dodgers vs the San Francisco Redanus!
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Kristian Idol 🇺🇸 @kristianidol.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Haha, I still have the shipping boxes, too! They’re just so… protective.
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Meidas Charise Lee 💙🌊🌴🥥🫘 @chariselee.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
DISOBEY UNLAWFUL ORDERS‼️
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Meidas Charise Lee 💙🌊🌴🥥🫘 @chariselee.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
TENNESSEE VOTE AFTYN BEHN TUESDAY‼️⁦‪@aftynbehn.bsky.social
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Kristian Idol 🇺🇸 @kristianidol.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
duh-doy
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Kristian Idol 🇺🇸 @kristianidol.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
My door cam, 10:35 pm: Rudolph bulking up for the big day!
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