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Kristen Stewart @kristenmstewart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Maybe the lack of curiosity and self-reflection is an epidemic.
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Kristen Stewart @kristenmstewart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's funny to attend Parnassus events at Montgomery Bell Academy because no matter how fancy or well-educated the author is, they will make a comment about MBA's campus e.g. "My high school was fancy, but not like this," @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social, alumnus of Indian Springs School.
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Robert G. Callahan, II - author / attorney @rcallahanwaco.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’ve Read The Arrest Affidavits for Seth and Heather Day’s Cases. Here’s My Thoughts @johnnarae.bsky.social @kristinahart.bsky.social
fridayfirebyrobertcallahan.substack.com
Before we make heroes and villains.
Police Affidavits Give Us Lots To Consider
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Kristen Stewart @kristenmstewart.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This moved me to tears. Jane Stranch was a member of my parish for a long time. We often prayed "especially Jane" in the prayers of the people, as we pray for those who govern and hold authority. I do not believe the death penalty is just; I continue to pray that justice and peace would prevail.
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Kristen Stewart @kristenmstewart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This morning @rebeccaemily.bsky.social and I overheard someone ask if there was pork in a dish at the diversity brunch at the Islamic Center.
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Gross Yuck
ALT: Gross Yuck
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Kristen Stewart @kristenmstewart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Can’t wait to make a statement saying I oppose this project, not because of the height, but because it turns 10 housing units into 6.
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Kristen Stewart @kristenmstewart.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My mom and sisters came to visit and told me they smelled gas. Firemen came by in a truck (siren, lights) and said there was no leak, maybe we're just sensitive to cat smells* / the brain is funny.
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Kristen Stewart @kristenmstewart.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Why is it so satisfying to get a new vacuum and re-vacuum a room just to see how much the old one missed? Go rest high on that mountain, 2005 Dyson. Your work was excellent for a solid two decades.
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Kristen Stewart @kristenmstewart.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
TFW you report a power outage and NES texts back that they are aware, but 15 minutes later it’s not on the outage map and so you have no idea how many people are impacted though the neighborhood association email list indicates at least several dozen.
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Kristen Stewart @kristenmstewart.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
My paternal grandmother has 5 children & 18 grandchildren. That's a lot to keep up with. When I was a kid she told me she never forgot my birthday (9/5) because of Dolly Parton's song. I was a little offended by that at age 10, but I outgrew it quickly.
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Kristen Stewart @kristenmstewart.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Fell asleep sad at the loss of Wendell Berry… woke up 15 minutes ago feeling overheated because the power is inexplicably out. 🫠
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Kristen Stewart @kristenmstewart.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This GFM is for the Nashville breastfeeding mom who was separated from her children by ICE. Let's help her rebuild. gofund.me/c83f3a8e7
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Donate to Maria and Her Children Rebuilding After ICE Separation, organized by Maria's Hope
My name is Maria*, and I am a mother of two young children,… Maria's Hope needs your support for Maria and Her Children Rebuilding After ICE Separation
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Kristen Stewart @kristenmstewart.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I swear I passed a Bill Hancock for State Rep sign that was about property taxes. Do people think state reps control our property taxes?
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Schitt's Creek: David Rose's Confused 'Umm'
ALT: Schitt's Creek: David Rose's Confused 'Umm'
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Kristen Stewart @kristenmstewart.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I would like to report the murder of 50-100 zinnias. (I have more but murder is murder.)
A clear cut flower bed.
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Kristen Stewart @kristenmstewart.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Zinnia arrangements since Tuesday and I’m missing three vases I forgot to photograph.
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Kristen Stewart @kristenmstewart.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I have reached the point where the heat and sharing a car with a kid home from college has left me spent. I've even neglected the zinnias. I cut about 75 this morning and there are so many more that are ready, send me a message if you want to come clip (about a mile from Elmington Park.)
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Kristen Stewart @kristenmstewart.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Everyone dunking on Andy makes for a great day.
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Kristen Stewart @kristenmstewart.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This update from 5:16 explains how a day full of logistical challenges that ended with a flat tire still felt like a great day. www.tennessean.com/story/news/p...
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Kristen Stewart @kristenmstewart.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I was mowing the lawn, listening to an audiobook, when I noticed a man in his twenties trying to get my attention. “Excuse me. Do you live here?” I nod in reply. “Every day I take a walk and every day your flowers make smile. Some days I think I walk just to see them.” 🥹
Zinnias stretching toward the street.
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Kristen Stewart @kristenmstewart.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Tomorrow is the last day of early voting! No line today at the Scarritt Bennett Center. Election Day is THURSDAY, if you don’t make it tomorrow.
Voting sticker selfie.
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Kristen Stewart @kristenmstewart.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
How did the Vanderbilt area NIMBYs get my number? 😭
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Kristen Stewart @kristenmstewart.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Today we got a postcard in the mail and now I think I need to buy extra postcards and stamps to send similar messages because this made my week 💕
A postcard from Bob addressed to “Neighbor” celebrating my pride flag.
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Kristen Stewart @kristenmstewart.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I think maybe next summer I will just go all in on an urban flower farm. Yards are dumb.
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Kristen Stewart @kristenmstewart.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Be a good neighbor. I had just planted the last of my seeds in the bald patch after a pile of branches was picked up. Our street is wide enough that no one ever needs to park in the grass, and this family’s cars on their side of the street are never, not ever, on the grass.
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Kristen Stewart @kristenmstewart.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Dear LinkedIn, I really appreciate the vote of confidence, but I don’t know that I’m qualified to run a healthcare system with 100 hospitals.
LinkedIn email showing “Jobs that match your profile.”
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Kristen Stewart @kristenmstewart.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I’m very glad I have an excellent chip / dip situation for stress eating.
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Kristen Stewart @kristenmstewart.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
My kids got me on Roost and honestly I love that Gen Z is trying “Slow-cial Media.” Messages travel at the speed of birds. You build a rookery of them to send.
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Kristen Stewart @kristenmstewart.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I went to the lake for two days and came home to 80-100 zinnias that needed to be cut. I just taught two third graders who live on my block how to do it, making bouquets for their families as we went.
A lot of colorful zinnias crammed in a vase.
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Kristen Stewart @kristenmstewart.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I can’t give up on Hinge. If it worked for Zohran it might just work for me.
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Robert G. Callahan, II - author / attorney @rcallahanwaco.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
No society becomes more just by teaching its people to care less about each other.
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Kristen Stewart @kristenmstewart.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I am so thankful for side hustles but also very exhausted from working 9 days straight. Please send caffeine.
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Kristen Stewart @kristenmstewart.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
UNC might be the University of National Champions but 39/52 have been in women’s sports. If they win tonight, this will be the baseball team’s first.
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Kristen Stewart @kristenmstewart.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Love that for us.
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Robin @jesusurbanist.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
please for all that is good in this world, let me and my weird friends just make benches and stop trying to make the city actively worse. thank you.
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Kristen Stewart @kristenmstewart.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
If my garden keeps up the thriving I’m going to need to start giving things away.
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Kristen Stewart @kristenmstewart.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I am really sad about Burger Up closing. That was my last 12 South spot. 💔
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Kristen Stewart @kristenmstewart.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
You can't fake the joy @mayor.nyc.gov has exuding from him every single day (not just when the Knicks win.) He's DELIGHTED to serve.
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Kristen Stewart @kristenmstewart.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Came across one solitary Tar Heel who hates the Knicks because of the 2016 National Championship game. I was not even bitter about it 10 years ago. Kris Jenkins hitting that shot was basketball magic. It’s why we love the game.
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John Haubenreich @johnhaubenreich.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
It's early, but this VERY much appears to be more retaliatory / intimidation tactics by the Trump FBI and DOJ. www.ms.now/news/ohio-pr...
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FBI raids Ohio voting rights organization
Sources tell MS NOW that agents also fanned out across the state, showing up at staff members’ homes.
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Kristen Stewart @kristenmstewart.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Shared some emergency pie today. 5 minutes in the air fryer and a frozen piece of pie from January becomes a gooey, warm delight to comfort whatever ails. Cake could never.
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Kristen Stewart @kristenmstewart.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I’ve had tomatoes for a couple weeks but today my first Cherokee Purple ripened. I hope joy finds you today.
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Kristen Stewart @kristenmstewart.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
This list is bananas. No one at DoD was a religious studies major? And no one knows how to spell The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints?
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Kristen Stewart @kristenmstewart.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
It’s such a bummer that the Dish service I never signed up for will expire in 2418 years.
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Kristen Stewart @kristenmstewart.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Is losing health insurance always a qualifying life event, even if it is because one parent decides to drop you during open enrollment from his excellent coverage because he's a terrible human? 🙃 Medicare for All, because some parents are assholes.
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Kristen Stewart @kristenmstewart.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Lexi was Luke Kornet’s #1 fan in 2016, as evidenced by this selfie taken on his 21st birthday at Jersey Mike’s on White Bridge. Ten years later, he’s a NBA finalist. Luuuuuuukkkeee.
A grinning blonde ten-year-old girl in glasses, posing for a selfie with then Vanderbilt player Luke Kornet.
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Kristen Stewart @kristenmstewart.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Summer chores snake draft tonight... I am a xennial parent of young adults. This is on brand.
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Kristen Stewart @kristenmstewart.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Made a salad with my first tomato and basil from my garden plus mozzarella Aldi kindly imported so basically I am thriving.
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Sean Parker @seanforfive.com · 26/05/2026
Every American needs to own ballistic goggles, a respirator, and vapor cartridges. Do not lose an eye to these goons.
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Kristen Stewart @kristenmstewart.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
The constitution's pretty great, amirite? www.nytimes.com/2026/05/20/u...
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He Was Jailed Over a Charlie Kirk Post. The Sheriff Now Owes Him $835,000.
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Kristen Stewart @kristenmstewart.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
One of my kids lives in a city where she doesn't need a car, so we share when she is in Nashville. Knowing this, one of my friends offered to lend her a car while her son was out of town. We picked it up; that night a boat on a trailer hit the basketball goal this car was parked under.
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