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kristenacity

@kristenacity.com
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aka Kay I'm a Vermonter, cow scritcher, rock collector, kayaker, chiweenie caretaker, and on a pub trivia team with my smartypants spouse. Trying my hand at writing middle-grade fiction Always open to beta reading gigs

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kristenacity @kristenacity.com · 26/09/2026
I just bought tickets for the tour and to see Shatner there in November. My spouse acted as if I had kept a secret from him because I knew Trekonderoga existed and he didn't, so I'm atoning for something I didn't do. lol
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kristenacity @kristenacity.com · 08/09/2026
I'm not a great photographer; I just have a pup that throws looks like a supermodel. #dogs #dogsofbluesky
A cream-colored Chihuahua mix wearing an orange and red life jacket looks back at the camera. She is standing sideways between her owner's legs in a kayak, leaning over the edge. They are on a serene lake, the water reflecting nearby trees, hills, and fluffy clouds in the blue sky.
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kristenacity @kristenacity.com · 28/08/2026
* takes notes, plans road trip*
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kristenacity @kristenacity.com · 28/08/2026
Yates Orchard in Monkton, or do I need to add another place to the must-visit creemee list??
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kristenacity @kristenacity.com · 28/08/2026
This month, I turned "I had a dream with a very sexy Jeremy Allen White in it, and he was fully dressed and cleaning my house" years old.
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kristenacity @kristenacity.com · 17/08/2026
Why the heck do posts from some people I follow only appear under Discover, not Following? Dammit, I'm missing the snark, bird photos, random kvetching, and sarcasm I signed up for!
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kristenacity @kristenacity.com · 17/08/2026
Monday again, eh? Meh, could be worse.
A Highland cow gazes balefully into the camera. She is standing in a green meadow, with blue chicory flowers in the foreground and hills and trees in the background.
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Cards Against Humanity @cardsagainsthumanity.com · 12/08/2026
www.SadLittleBitchWithNoFriends.com
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kristenacity @kristenacity.com · 12/08/2026
The neighborhood deer are clearly terrified as I walk my killer chiweenie nearby.
A young doe nibbles on fallen branches under an old tree. A white fence is in the background, and she stands on a lawn bordered by a curb. She is completely uninterested in my dog or me.
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kristenacity @kristenacity.com · 09/08/2026
Paddled the Winooski today and saw 10x as many painted turtles as people. Satisfactory!
A little white dog with big ears wearing a colorful life jacket peers over the side of a kayak on some water
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kristenacity @kristenacity.com · 03/08/2026
I have to go to an optometrist appointment; it just started pouring, and I'll most likely have to parallel park on a downtown street, which I find stressful in perfect weather and no traffic. It's not a lot to complain about, but it's what I've got.
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kristenacity @kristenacity.com · 02/08/2026
The former MLS player goalkeeper, nonetheless. Against a teenager.
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kristenacity @kristenacity.com · 02/08/2026
So much yelling at the TV. "Vermont can't win on the road." Excuse me? Half the season and the Laredo games?? "VGFC is all offense and no D." Um... undefeated, 1 goal against in the playoffs until the final. Lexi, Tanner, and the other dude have a good slap coming.
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kristenacity @kristenacity.com · 02/08/2026
Allez les Verts! Back to back USL2 Champions! Up the Green!!
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kristenacity @kristenacity.com · 27/07/2026
7-1 at the 88th minute. Really punishing the Heat for daring to score against our Boys.
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kristenacity @kristenacity.com · 27/07/2026
Let's say that he's consistent.
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kristenacity @kristenacity.com · 27/07/2026
En dos lenguas, no less. Oh wait. This comment has been interrupted by a GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!
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kristenacity @kristenacity.com · 27/07/2026
I'm loud, but that surprised even me!
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kristenacity @kristenacity.com · 27/07/2026
What was that again? Oh right. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!!! 5-1 at the 72nd minute. Vermont is on fire (your defense is terrified)!
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kristenacity @kristenacity.com · 27/07/2026
I think we're required to score 5 to maintain the now-customary 4-goal differential.
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kristenacity @kristenacity.com · 27/07/2026
And I repeat: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!!!!!!
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kristenacity @kristenacity.com · 27/07/2026
Since the announcer won't scream it for VGFC: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!
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kristenacity @kristenacity.com · 27/07/2026
Don't worry. If -- sorry, WHEN -- the Green score again, the stream will go black, and we'll get to imagine the rest.
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kristenacity @kristenacity.com · 27/07/2026
But he nails, "Rrrrrrrrrrrrosas!!"
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kristenacity @kristenacity.com · 27/07/2026
And now, during halftime, the on-screen banner misidentifies the Green as "Ft Lauderdale United". FFS, USL2.
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kristenacity @kristenacity.com · 27/07/2026
Not only is the Sports Engine Play stream absurdly bad, but when it actually works, we get Laredo's hometown, biased announcer calling a national semifinal game. He's very good, but the bias is Not Cool. Then again, the stream is usually glitching, so we can't hear him. Anyway... Up the Green!
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kristenacity @kristenacity.com · 20/07/2026
A million times more enjoyable match. Up the Green.
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kristenacity @kristenacity.com · 18/06/2026
I'd agree... if you mean South Burlington, Ontario, or somewhere else far, far from here. This proposal is so ridiculous that it seems like ragebait. What does he REALLY want that will seem almost reasonable after this nonsense is shut down?
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kristenacity @kristenacity.com · 11/06/2026
I'm so excited that the World Cup is starting. I'm furious, disgusted, and embarrassed by how my country's current administration is... well, everything. Not only how they're handling the World Cup. That's just one of the clearly visible criminal, racist, and classist schemes they're perpetrating.
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kristenacity @kristenacity.com · 10/06/2026
I'm painting my hallway today, a task that always brings me closer to prior residents. I recognize scuffs from bicycle tires, bashed corners from furniture moves. I find a painted-over heart drawn low on one wall... a child? Maybe the same one who left countless tire marks on the hardwood floors.
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kristenacity @kristenacity.com · 27/05/2026
We got non-package mail for the first time in over a month yesterday, cramming the mailbox full with flyers for long-finished sales and the rare important items that don't have digital delivery options.
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kristenacity @kristenacity.com · 23/05/2026
The frustration of the Albany Rush keeper was palpable as the 7th goal went past him into the net. @vermontgreenfc.bsky.social won the match 9-0. A fine first home game of the season, with perfect weather.
Near sunset, one end of a soccer field with trees, mountains, and a college building in the background. On the field, the Vermont Green players are beginning to celebrate as the Albany Rush players mill around. The Albany goalkeeper, in bright orange. lies frustrated on his back. There is a soccer ball in the net, and the barely legible scoreboard shows the game as 6-0 in the 60th minute of play.
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kristenacity @kristenacity.com · 25/04/2026
Wonderful neighborliness, and with a reward to boot. Bravo! Whenever I try to lift something substantial, my husband tells me, "I haul things!" and threatens to inform the union if I don't let him do it. The husbands' union, local 802, I suppose.
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kristenacity @kristenacity.com · 20/04/2026
When the school activity fund is stolen, an aspiring soccer star must work with unlikely friends to solve the crime or miss his chance at glory.
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kristenacity @kristenacity.com · 03/04/2026
🎟️
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kristenacity @kristenacity.com · 28/03/2026
#NoKings See you there.
a cardboard background with hand-drawn images of a peace sign and a crossed-out crown
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kristenacity @kristenacity.com · 27/03/2026
When I doomscroll before the rest of the US is awake, I can excuse the activity as French, German, Spanish, and Italian practice. To say nothing of learning new phrases from the UK.
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kristenacity @kristenacity.com · 25/03/2026
I've had complicated feelings about prior World Cups in authoritarian countries, but it's heartbreaking that we're taking the top spot in all the wrong areas.
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kristenacity @kristenacity.com · 25/03/2026
Reading a Vermont-set mystery novel that isn't very good, but when characters traveled from beyond Vergennes to an appointment in Burlington in 20 minutes, by car, I raged. Don't get me started on BPD having jurisdiction over a murder in Addison County. UGH. Now I'm just hate-reading.
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kristenacity @kristenacity.com · 24/03/2026
Thank you, Senator.
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Vermont Green FC @vermontgreenfc.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
GREEN MOUNTAIN CUPSET ONTO THE SECOND ROUND ALLEZ LES VERTS
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kristenacity @kristenacity.com · 17/03/2026
It'll feel like 10 degrees F with the wind chill this evening and I have a cold... but I also have a warm coat and a mask to keep germs to myself. Wouldn't miss this match. #UpTheGreen
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Vermont Green FC @vermontgreenfc.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
A deep love of football, a belief in the power of club & community. From the mountains to the coast, our faith persists. New England remembers. Here’s to the Open Cup. The official match poster for Vermont Green FC vs Portland Hearts of Pine in the US Open Cup. Designed in BTV by Tyler Littwin.
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kristenacity @kristenacity.com · 06/03/2026
What the everloving fuck?
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kristenacity @kristenacity.com · 03/03/2026
Yes.
Concert date poster for Gorillaz, for the 2026 US & Canada tour supporting the new album, The Mountain. General ticket sales start March 9th, event dates run from Sept 17 to Oct 31.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 19/02/2026
3/ Right now, we’re looking for deep-dive, local accountability projects in 30 states. Here are all of the states (in blue) that are eligible:
Map of the US with the title "Eligibility for ProPublica's 50 State Initiative"

Eligible states shown in blue on the map:
Alabama
Arizona
Arkansas
Delaware
Hawaii
Illinois
Indiana
Iowa
Kansas
Maryland
Massachussetts
Minnesota
Mississippi
Missouri
Montana
Nevada
New Hampshire
New Jersey
New Mexico
Ohio
Rhode Island
South Carolina
South Dakota
Texas
Vermont
Virginia
Washington
West Virginia
Wisconsin
Wyoming
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kristenacity @kristenacity.com · 10/02/2026
Gorgeous!
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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
"in the street of money in the city of money in the country of money, our great country of money, we (forgive us) lived happily during the war." - Ilya Kaminsky
We Lived Happily during the War

And when they bombed other people's houses, we

protested but not enough, we opposed them but not

enough. I was in my bed, around my bed America

was falling: invisible house by invisible house by invisible house-

I took a chair outside and watched the sun.

In the sixth month of a disastrous reign in the house of money

in the street of money in the city of money in the country of money, our great country of money, we (forgive us)

lived happily during the war.
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kristenacity @kristenacity.com · 30/01/2026
media.tenor.com
a woman wearing a black shirt with ruffles and a brooch with the word schitts creek on the bottom right
Alt: Catherine O'Hara as Moira Rose on the show Schitt's Creek. She is wearing a fabulous, dramatic outfit and looks a little annoyed, with the caption "Okay, we can stop it there for today." RIP Catherine.
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kristenacity @kristenacity.com · 29/01/2026
My husband grounded me from pub trivia today. Sure, it's for my own good (back injury vs. hours on a thinly padded metal chair), and he'll miss trivia, too, and I love him for it, but I'll still pout a little.
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