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@krisopolis.bsky.social
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I existed once. Maybe I still do? (Bi, he/him) An apparently grown man, with a peculiar sense of humour, & interests/tastes all over the place. Rarely makes videos, drawings & other creative stuff. That is not my cat. It is a cat I know. 18+ only please.

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❦ @krisopolis.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Don't worry, he's been known to do that
Martin Brundle, as depicted in the computer game "Formula 1 97" for the PlayStation.
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❦ @krisopolis.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Me when I watch Sister Act
An establishing shot of a large manor house on a clear sunny day, with a title in-vision that reads "And Then There Were Nuns".
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❦ @krisopolis.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Also, I like the protagonist. I just think she's neat
The front cover of volume 3 of the manga series, The Strange House. A young woman with long brown hair, wearing darkly coloured casual clothes, trainers and an ornately patterned tie sits on a step at the front of a very long, narrow hallway that retreats into darkness. A closed altar is faintly visible at the back of the hallway. The woman looks at the viewer, tired and concerned. There is a black backpack next to her. The entire image is overlaid with a semi-transparent image of part of a floor plan.
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❦ @krisopolis.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Two stacked images of snooker player Dominic Dale. He looks intensely concerned in the top image, and a mix of annoyed/disappointed in the bottom image.
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❦ @krisopolis.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I made this 14 years ago as a reaction image and have never, ever used it
Two stacked images of snooker player Dominic Dale. He looks intensely concerned in the top image, and a mix of annoyed/disappointed in the bottom image.
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❦ @krisopolis.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Len Kagamine for scale
Len Kagamine and Mika Quackinnen
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❦ @krisopolis.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Was out browsing the shops yesterday & stood on what I thought was a pebble, but it turned out to be this tiny, tiny duck. So I have adopted the tiny duck and given it a new home. And @taskbaarchitect.com has very kindly named it. Say hello to Mika Quackinnen
An absolutely tiny figurine of a yellow duck sitting on a bookshelf
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❦ @krisopolis.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Golden Cue is a mode in which snooker and pool players compete against each other in a hybrid cue sports tournament. So for example, you could get to play a snooker match against Earl Strickland, a man who very famously looks absolutely nothing like this
A screenshot from World Snooker Challenge 2007 for the PSP, depicting a man the game identifies as being real life pool player Earl Strickland preparing to take a break-off shot in a snooker frame. He does not even remotely resemble Earl Strickland.
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❦ @krisopolis.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Been spending the week playing through World Snooker Challenge 2007 on PSP (emulator), picking up a save I left off 17 years ago. I may be the only person in existence to have actually cleared it & unlocked the bonus "Golden Cue" tournament, so here is what the Golden Cue arena looks like.
A screenshot from World Snooker Challenge 2007 for the PSP, depicting the snooker arena for the fictitious Golden Cue tournament. A snooker table stands on a wood-panel in the centre of an otherwise carpeted floor, with lights inset around the edges of the arena floor. A burgundy wall with a logo banner encloses the arena; an audience sits in dim light on the outskirts. Doors with green emergency exit lights are visible in the background.
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❦ @krisopolis.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Just spotted this in Waterstone's & let out an audible gasp
A paperback copy of Morgana and Oz volume 1, a web comic by Miyuli, sitting on the corner of a wooden table.
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❦ @krisopolis.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Go For It, Nakamura-kun!! completed. An adorable and heartwarming show, with adorable characters. Not to mention an inspired soundtrack selection. Will miss these good lads.
A screenshot from the anime series, "Go For It, Nakamura-kun". A photograph of characters Okuto Nakamura and Aiki Hirose lies on a desk. They are smiling for the camera and making peace signs. Hirose has his arm around Nakamura and is holding a keychain in the shape of a crab. They are standing in front of a river at sunset, with a city on the other side.
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❦ @krisopolis.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Post a cartoon no one else remembers. You will not believe how much tragedy that puppy goes through in the space of an hour. It is harrowing. So naturally I watched it many times as a child.
A still from the 1980 animated film, Scruffy. Duchess, a female spaniel, carries Scruffy, her puppy, in her mouth by the back of her neck. Duchess looks worried, while a confused Scruffy innocently looks up at her.
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❦ @krisopolis.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I started playing Spyro: Reignited Trilogy last night. Swoon
Screenshot of Nestor, a handsome dragon from Spyro Reignited Trilogy. He is light green with crimson wings, muscular in build, with big bushy eyebrows and a fetching dark green jacket, fastened together by a large gold neckchain with a bright green gem inset.Screenshot of Delbin, a handsome dragon from Spyro Reignited Trilogy. He is light red, has long horns, a short brown beard and buff arms. He wears a brown belt with a small hip pack, and is holding a painting.Screenshot of Argus, a handsome dragon from Spyro Reignited Trilogy. He is purple and heavy-set in build, wearing a purple scarf and pince-nez glasses. He is holding a partially eaten watermelon.Screenshot of Tomas, a handsome dragon from Spyro Reignited Trilogy. He is orange and lanky in build, with short ragged wings. He wears a red hat over curled horns, as well as red and yellow pauldrons fastened together by a green diamond-shaped brooch.
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❦ @krisopolis.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Me: "I quite fancy a pear today. What kind should I have" Video game depiction of Andrea de Cesaris:
An edited screenshot from Formula One World Championship: Beyond the Limit for the Sega Mega CD. The upper half of the screen depicts Andrea de Cesaris standing in front of a truck. The lower half is a text box that reads "have conference".
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❦ @krisopolis.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
The image is of what I've quote-reposted. Entirely a text post, absolutely nothing "adult" about it. I don't even see the name of the account in the quote box! And I'm following him!
Screenshot of a text post from Bluesky user Jay Axer, whose avatar has been blurred out. The post is labelled "Adult Content (Account)". The text reads as follows:

Be certain, as is always the case with things such as this, that ANYTHING can be considered sexual and can end in a blanket account shadowban under this.

It is easily weaponized

it is determined by an AI moderation system.
    
There is no accountability or recourse.

you probly can't read this.
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❦ @krisopolis.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Big fan of all the original Lumines skins! There's nothing like the classics
A collage of banners representing skins featured in the original game of the Lumines series
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❦ @krisopolis.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
New book arrivals from last week, courtesy of @llllucid.bsky.social - thanks again as always, & congrats on some utterly gorgeous tomes! Quite possibly the most luxurious books I own, now
A photo of two large books on a table. The first book is Occultus Completed Collection, a book with an ornate gray and black floral pattern surrounding an oval window, inset with a grayscale artwork of a muscular, winged man with long white hair, his arms embracing a slimmer man with shorter, darker hair sitting facing away from him. The winged man is gently planting a kiss on the slim man's shoulder, as the slim man glances back at him. The second book is Avialae Complete Doujinshi Collection, depicting a freckled man with blonde hair, wearing a black gown and dark stockings, lounging across a padded chair and grinning at the viewer. He is surrounded by smaller artworks from within the book, each inset within ornate gold picture frames. There is also a strip of stickers depicting cute "chibi" versions of characters from the books, and a small business card depicting two other characters.
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❦ @krisopolis.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Car salesmen: "What colours would you like your cars" Me, trying to eat my damn breakfast:
A screenshot from Gran Turismo 4, depicting a 2002 Nissan Cube EX in a pale yellowish colour called "Beans"A screenshot from Gran Turismo 4, depicting a 1966 AC 427 S/C in a very dark gray colour called "Mushroom"
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❦ @krisopolis.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Both my books of @typical-ingrid.bsky.social's adorable comic series SPF 100+ arrived today! Thank you so much for doing these, looking forward to giving this a read once again! They are very good lads
Copies of volume 1 and 2 of the comic series, SPF 100 plus. Both covers depict two boys with surfboards, one with brown fluffy hair, tanned skin and a blue tank top, the other with dark hair, pale skin, slightly pointy ears, and wearing a yellow hoodie with a wetsuit underneath. There is also a business card and a cute chibi-style sticker depicting the same two characters.
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❦ @krisopolis.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Just nailed IA-15 on my first attempt, no big deal
A screenshot from Gran Turismo 4. The license test IA-15 at the Nürburgring has been passed, in a time of 9 minutes and 36 seconds, awarding a bronze rating.
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❦ @krisopolis.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Look at the little thing go. Bless. Special shout out to my peer @grizzlegrax.bsky.social for dubbing this vehicle "avocardo"
A screenshot from Gran Turismo 2, in which a pale green Lancia Ypsilon emerges from a corner at Grand Valley Speedway.
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❦ @krisopolis.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Two discord messages by me, separated horizontally by a black bar with an ellipsis. Top message is dated 26th May 2021, and reads "Infinite is in a grave". Bottom message is from today, 11th March 2026, and is a reply to the top message that reads "God dammit".
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❦ @krisopolis.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Once I get round to finishing Fumoffu, I'm going to revisit Free, a long time KyoAni favourite of mine. Got some way into it ages ago but never quite finished it, so going to start afresh once more. Miss these good lads
The cast of the anime Free, wearing fashionable clothes and posing in a swimming pool themed bar. From left to right: Nagisa Hazuki, Makoto Tachibana, Haruka Nanase, Rin Matsuoka, Rei Ryugazaki.
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❦ @krisopolis.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
The title of this song is also what I said when they were announced
A screenshot of the jukebox menu from Sonic Racing Crossworlds. The song highlighted is named "Tangle & Whisper: Result", composed by Hidekuni Horita.
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❦ @krisopolis.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Me when I'm about to throw a score of 7 in darts
A screenshot from The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya. A high angle shot of Kyon, wearing a track suit and orange bib, exhaling visibly from his nose and looking determined.
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❦ @krisopolis.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Master of disguise
A small, cute chibi-style Amy Rose figurine sits in a shop window. A price label beneath it reads "Xbox One S 1TB digital plus wireless pad", with a price of £110.
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❦ @krisopolis.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
I don't know what I was expecting from the Hololive koi-koi game, Holo's Hanafuda, but I didn't anticipate "being able to recreate a scene from a classic Vic & Bob sketch" would be a potential prospect
A screenshot from the bento box creator in Holo's Hanafuda, depicting a questionable bento lunch arranged to resemble an angry frowning face. It comprises two fried eggs for eyes, two fried potato pieces for eyebrows, half of a sliced cherry tomato for a nose, a sausage for a mouth, and two pieces of kamaboko for ears. The dish has been titled "Gill's Jeezuss".A screenshot from the 1990's British comedy series, The Smell of Reeves and Mortimer, specifically from the Masterchef parody sketch. Food items have been arranged on a plate to resemble an angry frowning face: two fried eggs for eyes, two chips for eyebrows, half of a sliced tomato for a nose, a sausage for a mouth, and two pink items that look suspiciously like ears for the ears.
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❦ @krisopolis.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
This has been a daily drawing challenge featuring characters from the webcomic, Merry Hell, by @stuartgipp.bsky.social Merry Christmas everyone
Colour drawing of Merry in an elf costume, eating a Christmas pudding, with an orange nestled in her hair.
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❦ @krisopolis.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Meanwhile...
A sketch of Liz from Merry Hell, lounging on a sofa wearing just a pair of striped underpants and an open dressing gown, looking listless. There is a remote control and a bag of crisps next to her, slightly spilled on the sofa. She is watching a television in the foreground. An announcement from the television says: "now on Channel 5, we return you to our feature film for the evening, Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever".
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❦ @krisopolis.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Merry merrily eating a Christmas pudding in Santa's grotto with Dan on the phone to a jolly Mollie Hotdog while he listens to his favourite Christmas songs, in Christmas costumes
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❦ @krisopolis.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Merry merrily eating a Christmas pudding in Santa's grotto with Dan on the phone to a jolly Mollie Hotdog while he listens to his favourite Christmas songs
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❦ @krisopolis.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Merry merrily eating a Christmas pudding in Santa's grotto with Dan on the phone to a jolly Mollie Hotdog while listening to Slade
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❦ @krisopolis.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Merry merrily eating an orange KitKat in Santa's grotto with Dan on the phone to a jolly Mollie Hotdog while listening to Slade
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❦ @krisopolis.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Merry merrily eating an orange KitKat in the Paris-Dakar rally with Dan on the phone to a jolly Mollie Hotdog while listening to Slade
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❦ @krisopolis.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Merry angrily eating an orange KitKat in the Paris-Dakar rally with Dan on the phone to a jolly Mollie Hotdog while listening to Slade
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❦ @krisopolis.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Merry angrily eating an orange KitKat in the Paris-Dakar rally with Dan on the phone to an angry Mollie Hotdog while listening to Slade
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❦ @krisopolis.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Merry angrily eating an orange KitKat in the Paris-Dakar rally with Dan on the phone to an angry Mollie Hotdog while not listening to Freur... at Christmas
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❦ @krisopolis.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Merry angrily eating an orange KitKat in the Paris-Dakar rally with Dan on the phone to an angry Mollie Hotdog while not listening to Freur
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❦ @krisopolis.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Merry angrily eating an orange KitKat in the Paris-Dakar rally with Dan on the phone to an angry hotdog while not listening to Freur
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❦ @krisopolis.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Merry angrily eating an orange KitKat in the Paris-Dakar rally with Dan on the phone to an angry hotdog while listening to Freur
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❦ @krisopolis.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Merry angrily eating an orange KitKat in the Paris-Dakar rally with Dan on the phone to an angry hotdog
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❦ @krisopolis.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Merry angrily eating an orange KitKat in the Paris-Dakar rally with Dan on the phone to an angry dog
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❦ @krisopolis.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Merry angrily eating an orange in the Paris-Dakar rally with Dan on the phone to an angry dog
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❦ @krisopolis.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Merry angrily eating an orange in Paris with Dan on the phone to an angry dog
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❦ @krisopolis.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Merry angrily eating an orange in Paris with Dan and an angry dog
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❦ @krisopolis.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Merry angrily eating an orange in Paris with an angry dog
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❦ @krisopolis.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Merry angrily eating an orange in Paris with a dog
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❦ @krisopolis.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Merry angrily eating an orange in Paris
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❦ @krisopolis.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Merry eating an orange in Paris
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❦ @krisopolis.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Merry eating an orange
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