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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 5h

too hot outside to open the windows, too stinky cat shit inside to keep the windows closed

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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 18h

today i had to say goodbye to wiggles (she's fine, my folks took her back to arizona)

wiggles the black and tan and white king charles cavalier spaniel

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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

the look of betrayal on tofu's face when my dad removes the dog from our house then he and the dog have the audacity to return

tofu cat looking very intense and pear shaped

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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

what i ask you as we are tying to smuggle the so-called "unlimited" breadsticks in your purse

duolingo indonesian lesson
apakah tami penuh?
is your bag full?

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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

there is nothing in this universe softer than tofu's tummy

tofu cat curled up into a ball with my hand on his belly mid- run

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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

dog licking their nose or alien invader? give me lots of money to find out

wiggles the dog immediately post-bath licking her own nose, the image captured when the tongue was high enough to block out the entire nose

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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

pov: you have been gifted a tesla boop

tesla cat reaching a paw toward the camera

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Mitch McConnell's shambling corpse 🧟‍♂️ @checarina.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

it was only a matter of time before he figured out he could get up there. god help us all (but mostly me)

Small white kitten perched on top of refrigerator, his mouth open mid-meow

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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

watch out, being up that high can inflate their egos

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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

tofu is helping me pick potential familiars for my dnd players

tofu cat gnawing on a card with a creature depicted on it and the label "freaker"

tofu cat gumming the edge of a card with a banjo frog

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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

can't speak to pasta but i have been cut off after plate 12 at an all you can eat sushi place

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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

i saw this article and immediately thought that i should do drugs and go through this

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Ory and Iris @hmtmu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

This is my cat 😻 #TabbyTuesday #cat #catsky #catsofbluesky #photography

A portrait of a torbie cat with green eyes and an orange forehead lying on her side on a green and blue tile cafe table. The table is small, and her hind feet are hanging over the edge.

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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

maybe the real frankenstein was the friends we made along the way

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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

wiggles and tofu are getting increasingly close to actually sleep cuddling together

tofu cat curled in a sleepy ball on the top of the sofa, woggles dog laying asleep just below him

wiggles dog looking expectantly at the camera while laying on a sofa armrest with tofu cAt sleeping just a foot behind her on the back of the sofa

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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

so glad the canadian police have apprehended slenderman

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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

i can't even claim rookie mistake, this is my sixth one of these

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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

my babysitter rented the 'it' (1990) double vhs box set and we watched that together when i was 5. i was terrified of drains for years.

static.klipy.com

Pennywise the Clown from It

Alt: Pennywise the Clown from It

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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

the look of betrayal on tofu's face when my dad removes the dog from our house then he and the dog have the audacity to return

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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

kicking myself for scheduling an endoscopy for 3pm because i am not allowed to eat for 8 hours prior to the procedure which means i get to spend all day hungry AND nervous

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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

#dnd and #ttrpg people, i am taking suggestions for encounters as i run the "honey i shrunk the adventuring party" part of my campaign, where everyone has been shrunk down to half an inch tall. they have met & fought mantids, spiders, birds, and ant colonies thus far. what else would be fun to see?

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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

oh lawd! this boi walkin' (on a thick foam mattress topper he is not used to)

tofu cat walking on green foam mattress pad 1

tofu cat walking on green foam mattress pad 2

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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

wiggles and i had a half mile driving adventure today

wiggles the black and brown cavalier spaniel dog on hind legs trying to look out the car window of the passenger seat

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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

also the average human has approximately one testicle

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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

i was in my 20s before i found out radiohead was not the act of getting fellatio while listing to the car radio.

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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

recommending two amazing novels bordering on novellas: 📚💙

this is how you lose the time war
amal el-mohtar
max gladstone

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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

yeah in the moment i was certain i had hit an artery

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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

carrying a trash bag out, the can lid slices through the bag then through my calf, blood spurts 9 feet high then calms itself

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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

you know that sensation when you have been walking for miles without realizing there was a shoelace inside your shoe, the you finally realize it and pull it out? it is that visceral satisfaction x100, although a large part of that stat comes from being on ketamine at the time

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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

silver medal goes to a cat food can lid slicing through the garbage bag i was taking out and cutting my leg so badly my blood hit the rafters in my garage and stained the concrete enough to lower the price when i sold the place

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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

what is the dumbest reason you've had for going to the emergency room? in college i inhaled one of my girlfriends long fine hairs in my sleep and it lodged in my sinus cavity. i had several months of sinus infections before the emergency docs went into my brain with the world's largest tweezers

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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

tofu is my all star cuddle buddy (don't tell tesla or wiggles)

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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

wiggles wonders why you are doing so much when laying down in a comfy spot is an option

wiggles the black and brown and white cavalier spaniel

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