Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 6hA plague virus that is also engineered to release endorphins so the infected feel euphoric and crave physical contact to speed up infection. Nasty stuff. 120
Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 7hI had a jr high PE teacher of the same build. Yelling at us to run faster was my first lesson in irony. 000
Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The world will be a better place when he fills his diaper for the last time. 010
Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Vote as if the greater good of society depends upon it because it usually does. 010
Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026static.klipy.comJerry Seinfeld: That's a ShameALT: Jerry Seinfeld: That's a Shame 000
Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026And you can support the artist. My algorithm is all glizzys at the moment. www.etsy.com/shop/AmyEver...etsy.comAmyEversonArt - EtsyShop items by AmyEversonArt. 130
Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026@justbrady.bsky.social Pretty important that you see this: www.instagram.com/reel/Dd4ZvdL...instagram.comInstagramCreate an account or log in to Instagram - Share what you're into with the people who get you. 121
Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Sadly the lie is in the ecosphere and MAGAs will believe it because they lack critical thinking skills and watch a lot of Fox News. 0210
Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026If history has been any guidance on this sort of thing, Tommy is definitely a furry and I couldn’t be happier for him. 010
Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It will be cathartic watching that monstrosity get torn down. 060
Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 24/09/2026static.klipy.comFred Flintstone Begging in The FlintstonesALT: Fred Flintstone Begging in The Flintstones 030
Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 23/09/2026According to this Wikipedia article I recently read you may be correct. 130
Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 23/09/2026She is pimping her docuseries about starving children in Gaza. Just kidding it’s about her. 000
Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Trump’s dad had the most strangely shaped head. It’s like a Picasso painting. What a couple of ugly assholes. 040
Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The irony of him posting these long form tweets is that his base can’t read. 110
