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@krisjay.bsky.social
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Turn ons: ANTIFA Turn offs: Facism

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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Downtown Portland Maine getting soaked.
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Here is a live look at his brain:
A wheel of Swiss cheese with many deep Swiss cheese holes in it. If this were someone’s brain, they would need a person to follow them around 24/7 to change their diaper.
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
PDX is an absolute banger of an airport.
Portland international airport pre-checkin terminal.
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Morning. Wife got to try on a Seahawks Super Bowl ring yesterday. I like that they chose to go subtle on the design.
A woman’s hand wearing a ginormous Seahawks Super Bowl ring.
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Holy Swole Kim Jesus, is that the Mouth of Sauron????!!!???
A smiling mouth with weird looking teeth and gums.
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
This little son of a B heard or smelled a raccoon walking by the open window at 4am this morning. Took him 45 minutes to stand down.
Picture of a tough look terrier looking for vermin.
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
If you see this, post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation:
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
In his defense this is a live look at his brain:
Cross section of Swiss cheese.
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Pretty much.
Posing with a shirt that quotes Charlie Kirk. 

“I want to be remembered for courage for my faith”

I remember him as the beach ball headed doofus who got shot in the neck.
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
He doesn’t remember because this is a live look at his brain:
Block of Swiss cheese
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Maggie needn’t worry. Below is a live look at trump’s brian.
Block of Swiss cheese.
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
We have voodoo lillies in our yard. Flower is about the size of a large hand. Smell like a dead mouse for about two days when they open.
Deep purple Voodoo Lilly in bloom. Smells like a dead mouse. Deep purple Voodoo Lilly in bloom. Smells like a dead mouse.
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
This is a live look at his brain:
A block of Swiss cheese
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Show me a picture that captures your essence.
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
B-Hole
A bee hive in a tree.
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
And I thought Oregon was white!
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Oh that is great news because here are some more.
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Our pup Simon used to get car sick as a wee one. He grew out of it. I realize this is tangential to the original post but it allows me to post a pic of Simon as a puppy. Rest in power little dude.
Picture of Simon at 8 weeks. Simon was a Norwich Terrier. God loves a terrier, yes he does.
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Quote with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap
Picture of bass drum with Rod Torfulson’s Armand’s featuring Herman Mederchuk logo. A fictional band from a few Kids in the Hall sketches.
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I’m not an alcoholic, I’m a cocktail enthusiast.
Two whiskey sours. Rabbit Hole Boxcar Rye.
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
We did it years ago. Gidget and Simon. Dog in the middle was a photo bomb.
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
$4.18. lol.
Photo of gas prices in Portland OR. $5.49 regular, $5.69 plus, and $5.89 rich person gas.
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
@easybakedoven.bsky.social How much time does he got? LOL.
Trump looking like he died weeks ago. Smells that way too.
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Nice find! I stumbled upon a Jerusalem cricket last summer (potato quality picture, it was dark and it was fast) and a Mormon cricket the previous summer.
Blurry pic of a Jerusalem cricket. Mormon cricket in my hand overlooking the Wallowa Lake.
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
“…from the country of nine-fingered people.”
Picture of a beer and a tattered copy of “Deliverance” by James Dickey.
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
New LinkedIn photo.
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Incredible show. Played almost 3 hours. No breaks. Gave two more speeches like the opening in the video. Both equally as powerful in their message. Paid $600 for two tickets which I would normally never spend on a show. It was worth every penny.
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Ell Oh Ell Cutting edge
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
You know who is not selling swastika tees? This guy:
Picture of The Boss playing the Moda center in Portland OR.
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Three hours. No breaks. 76 years old. The Boss.
The Boss sing “Tenth Avenue Freeze Out” to a sea of fans at the Moda Center in Portland OR
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
At this point he is basically Baron Harkonnen from Lynch’s Dune.
Picture of Baron Harkonnen from David Lynch’s Dude. Or a picture of Trump. Who can fucking tell at this point.
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Its song has been rhapsodized by poets for centuries. Considered by many to be the most beautiful song of any bird in North America. Looks like a boring old sparrow, sings like an angel.
Picture of a hermit thresh
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Hermit Thresh singing its springtime music.
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
About two times a year I will revisit this and I am never disappointed for doing so.
Picture of Air’s 1998 Moon Safari. Sofa king good.
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
The joy. The love. The companionship. All of it out weighs the grief and sadness of their passing in my opinion. They bring so much to our lives in the relatively short time they are with us. I feel that is what makes them so special. She was a beautiful house panther. This was Mollie:
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Bald Eagle
Bald eagle of Portland
Bald eagle of Portland
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Love you Portland.
Picture of the Fremont Bridge from the North with a shot of Big Pink in the back ground. Spring like day in Portland OR.
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Becky is on the left
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Kim is all of us.
A befuddled Kim Jong Un looking at the dumbest mother fucker on the planet (aka Trump) and commander and chief of the United States of American saluting North Korean soldiers.
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Hey @easybakedoven.bsky.social! Come quick and check this out!!!! Look behind his ear that was shot off. Gonna need some more foundation.
Picture of our rapist in chief’s neck rotting away in real time.
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I have never seen a body decompose before it expired.
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
I chuckle when folks get all fired up about Trump running in ‘28 for a third term. He’ll be lucky if he gets to March 28th. @easybakedoven.bsky.social
Trump looking like the last hot dog on the hot dog roller at 7-11 at 3am.
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
I am forbidden from buying anymore dog toys.
A picture of a king’s ransoms of dog toys.
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
@justbrady.bsky.social saw this and thought of you.
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Ex-Prince Andrew, code name: The Cunt.
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
My phone memories:
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Here’s a live shot of his brain:
Swiss cheese
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Is this one of his bears?
Pic of pedobear
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Here is a live look at Hershel’s brain.
A block of Swiss cheese
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Mark my words, he’s gonna pull a Harvey Weinstein/bill cosby because he is a fucking coward.
Picture of a decrepit rapist limping into court.
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