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Kris Ferderer

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🃏 Site Merchandiser of Magic Cards (CK 🏰) 🏒 Kraken, Firebirds, Torrent, Vålerenga 🤓 Former L2 Judge (MTG) 🎶 Connoisseur of fine Punk/Ska 🫂 On an endless journey to make as many awesome friends as I can! My Opinions = Mine linktr.ee/KrisFerderer

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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 4h
It's the LotR x MTG nonsense all over again. 🤦
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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 29/09/2026
Goblin King reprint incoming.
Goblin King magic the gathering card.
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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 29/09/2026
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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 29/09/2026
KPop Demon Hunters, Labyrinth, and Marvel :O
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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 29/09/2026
I'm gonna be honest. I feel like I could get through my work day EASIER without AI. The amount of time I spend ignoring/deleting emails with subject lines along the lines of "MEET YOUR NEW AI CO-WORKER!" or closing some random window that popped out that said "HI! I'm your AI assistant" is a lot.
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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 29/09/2026
Aside from the moral bankruptcy and climate concerns, one of the big things that I hate about AI is that it is heavily being used to take a task and speed it up at the detriment of the quality of the end product. I don't want faster-made, worse-quality products. I want products that are made right.
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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 28/09/2026
Jordan is tremendously talented and an amazing human. Hire him.
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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 28/09/2026
I have a question - How many articles have been released since January of 2025 that include some version of "THIS IS ILLEGAL" and yet here we are, zero punishment? It feels like every week there's a new article saying "Trump does something TOTALLY ILLEGAL". www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...
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Trump sparks outrage by ‘stealing’ from taxpayers for ads: ‘Completely illegal’
Experts rail against ‘corrupt’ use of public dollars for ‘political propaganda’ ahead of midterm elections
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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 28/09/2026
That is a very cute puppy ❤️ I'm sorry to hear that, Erik. Big hugs. 🫂
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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 28/09/2026
This was WAY harder than I thought it was going to be. my9games.com/en/s/ba188ef...
A 3x3 grid of 9 video game covers. Left to right, top to bottom.

- EverQuest
- The Legend of Zelda: Link to the Past
- Diablo 2
- Banko Kazooie
- FTL: Faster Than Light
- Resident Evil 4
- Inscryption
- Half-Life 2
- The Stanley Parable
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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 28/09/2026
If Forth Eorlingas! is such a good card, why haven't they printed Fifth Eorlingas! Check-mate, Universes Beyond Lovers.
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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 28/09/2026
"The people are loving this!" "It must be because the director did Decline of Western Civilization and is awesome." "Naaahhh... The people demand Night at the Roxbury!"
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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 28/09/2026
Not only will I name a film but it's one of my all-time favorite movies.
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Wayne Campbell (Mike Myers) Thumbs Up
Alt: Wayne Campbell (Mike Myers) Thumbs Up
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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 28/09/2026
I grew up around baseball. Was something that I watched before bed with my grandpa a lot. So I can understand people's love for that sport. But god damn, I love hockey. This sport is so good.
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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 28/09/2026
The video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Nst...
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The Voyage I A Clean Sheet
YouTube video by Seattle Kraken
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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 28/09/2026
Watching the new @seattlekraken.com video and who do I spy with my little eye? None other than a dapper @davyjoneslr.bsky.social!
Zaiem Beg of Davy Jones Locker Room in a red button up shirt.
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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 27/09/2026
"I've lost my train of thought. But where did it go? And why?" Welp, that's gonna be rattling around in my brain for approximately forever.
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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 26/09/2026
One of the best things about following an EHL team is that you wake up to them having already won their match 6-2.
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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 25/09/2026
I felt so hopeless last night and when I got to the place today, he was like "Oh. None of this is correct...", went back in the back, brought out a bunch of new things to try on and now it's night and day.
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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 25/09/2026
Welp, went into the specialist and did a fitting. Come to find out, the reason why I was struggling was because... - It was the wrong size headband - the wrong size face mask - the wrong model of face mask entirely Aside from the machine and the hose, everything did not fit me in the slightest.
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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 25/09/2026
Probably up there, along with the "Toasty!" from Mortal Kombat.
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Pac-Man Waka Waka Seamless Loop
YouTube video by ThisIsNotMyRealSelf
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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 25/09/2026
Yo. CPAP suuuucksss...
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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 25/09/2026
Hang it in the Louvre
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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 25/09/2026
God damn that's a spicy starting line...
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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 25/09/2026
I'm stressed out af about making sure I have my CPAP set up properly and it doesn't help that the app that is supposed to help me is like "Hi, I'm Dawn. Your myAir AI digital assistant." FUCK AI. FUCK OFF. I HOPE EVERY DATA CENTER FALLS INTO A SINKHOLE AND EVERY AI CEO ROTS IN PRISON FOREVER.
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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 24/09/2026
Also, Robert (Bob) Nixilis.
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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 24/09/2026
Derek Wildspeaker
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More Perfect University @mpuniversity.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"I feel like we need a shit lettuce accountability act" @abdulelsayed.bsky.social Answering a student's question on the failures of our FDA
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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 22/09/2026
Left: The one my grandma had that I played games on. Right: My first computer that my grandpa bought me to do my school work on, that I also played games on.
A tandy computer.a compaq presario with a clear purple face plate.
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 22/09/2026
They even made DoorDash apologize.
DoorDash on Instagram: We messed up.
Our mistakes meant some NYC Dashers were underpaid or paid late. That's unacceptable, and we're deeply sorry to the Dashers we let down.
We've reached a settlement with the City of New York, and we will make this right by paying every impacted Dasher the amounts they are owed.
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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 22/09/2026
Paging Doctor @saydlen.bsky.social
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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 22/09/2026
ARE WE JUST GOING TO GLOSS OVER THE FACT THAT THERE'S A REDWINGS REFERENCE IN THIS MAGIC ANIMATION?
An octopus holding a hockey stick.
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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 22/09/2026
The example image for survivorship bias - A plane with a bunch of red dots scattered over the wings, the tail, and the main hull of the plane.
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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 22/09/2026
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Monkey Rim Shot
Alt: Monkey Rim Shot
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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 22/09/2026
"Let Muse do the shopping! Download now!" I'm gonna be real with you. I'd rather drink a shot glass full of tonsil stones than download Muse.
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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 21/09/2026
Interesting. What do you do in the case of a card that is exclusively printed in foil? e.g. Tuvasa the Sunlit I assume that you would go with the choice on the left or would you just not play the card at all?
Foil Tuvasa the Sunlit Magic card from Commander 2018.Tuvasa the Sunlit foil Magic card from Secret Lair
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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 21/09/2026
Denmark - Recreation: Illegal, Medicinal: Legal
Finland - Recreation: Illegal but sometimes not enforced, Medicinal: Legal under license
Iceland - Recreation: Illegal, Medicinal: Illegal
Norway - Recreation: Illegal, Medicinal: Legal
Sweden - Recreation: Illegal, Medicinal: Legal under limited circumstances for patients who obtain a license.

Denmark Note: "As with all drugs, cannabis-related offenses are punishable by a fine or imprisonment for up to 2 years. Freetown Christiania, a self-declared autonomous community in Copenhagen, is known for its cannabis trade."

Finland Note: "Personal use is generally not prosecuted in court but subject to summary fine. Medicinal cannabis possible under a special license since 2006; in 2014, 223 licenses were issued."

Iceland Note: "Banned in 1969. Possession of small amounts is subject to arrest and fine but no threat of jail time."

Norway Note: "Illegal since 1965. As of 2022, use and possession of up to 15 g (1⁄2 oz) are punished with heavy fines and possible loss of driver's license. Solberg's Cabinet proposed a decriminalization bill in 2021 that would remove all sanctions for illegal drug use, including possession of up to 10 g (3⁄8 oz) of cannabis. Six parties (43,8%) voted for, while three parties (56,2%) voted against. As a result, the bill did not pass the parliament."

Sweden Note: "All cannabis-related activity illegal. The national police runs a "disturb and annoy" program aimed at users supported by the national "zero tolerance" policy."
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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 21/09/2026
I will say that the Nordic countries are always so weird to me because they'll be like "We're progressive af when it comes to workers rights, equality, schooling, healthcare, etc." and then still be living in the 90s with certain topics, like "WHOA. Marijuana? Absolutely not. Not under my roof."
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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 21/09/2026
Pass. My go-to is: ✅ Original printing ✅ Regular border ✅ Non-Foil, if possible
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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 21/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=i28U...
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Cinderella - Don't Know What You Got (Till It's Gone)
YouTube video by CinderellaVEVO
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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 21/09/2026
Not pictured: Jagger Firkus who walked right past me and said "Hey" when I said "Firkus!"
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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 21/09/2026
Air Bud 12: Home Treat Home
A real estate open house tri board that says John Labrador.
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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 21/09/2026
We truly live in the dumbest timeline imaginable.
Jake and Logan Paul at a White House podium.
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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 20/09/2026
A bunch of Kraken players in the practice rink at the Kraken Community Iceplex.A bunch of Kraken players kneeling at center ice in the practice rink at the Kraken Community Iceplex.Kris and Freddy Gaudreu.Kris and Jacob Melanson
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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 20/09/2026
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Bart Simpson: What an Odd Thing to Say
Alt: Bart Simpson: What an Odd Thing to Say
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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 20/09/2026
And Vålerenga won this morning against Frisk Asker? Solid hockey day for your boy, Kris.
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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 20/09/2026
Solid end to a Saturday with a nice little 4-2 @seattlekraken.com win.
Kris and Bethany in front of the Seattle Kraken ice where they played against the Vancouver Canucks.The Seattle Kraken ice where they beat the Vancouver Canucks 4-2. The twin jumbotrons say "WIN" on them in red text.
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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 19/09/2026
Vintage cube draft was a success.
A white/red aggro deck in vintage cube.
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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 19/09/2026
Damn. Just got the best Dragonsweeper run I've ever had. Full board clear with 9 hearts leftover.
A clear Dragonsweeper board with 9 hearts and 10 gold.
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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 18/09/2026
#MTGFracture
A bunch of musicians with their hands out, facing the camera. Jace Beleran is in the bottom right doing the same pose.
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