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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 29/09/2026

Goblin King reprint incoming.

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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 28/09/2026

This was WAY harder than I thought it was going to be. my9games.com/en/s/ba188ef...

A 3x3 grid of 9 video game covers. Left to right, top to bottom.

- EverQuest
- The Legend of Zelda: Link to the Past
- Diablo 2
- Banko Kazooie
- FTL: Faster Than Light
- Resident Evil 4
- Inscryption
- Half-Life 2
- The Stanley Parable

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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 28/09/2026

Watching the new @seattlekraken.com video and who do I spy with my little eye? None other than a dapper @davyjoneslr.bsky.social!

Zaiem Beg of Davy Jones Locker Room in a red button up shirt.

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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 22/09/2026

Left: The one my grandma had that I played games on. Right: My first computer that my grandpa bought me to do my school work on, that I also played games on.

a compaq presario with a clear purple face plate.

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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 22/09/2026

ARE WE JUST GOING TO GLOSS OVER THE FACT THAT THERE'S A REDWINGS REFERENCE IN THIS MAGIC ANIMATION?

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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 21/09/2026

Interesting. What do you do in the case of a card that is exclusively printed in foil? e.g. Tuvasa the Sunlit I assume that you would go with the choice on the left or would you just not play the card at all?

Foil Tuvasa the Sunlit Magic card from Commander 2018.

Tuvasa the Sunlit foil Magic card from Secret Lair

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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 21/09/2026

We truly live in the dumbest timeline imaginable.

Jake and Logan Paul at a White House podium.

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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 20/09/2026

Solid end to a Saturday with a nice little 4-2 @seattlekraken.com win.

Kris and Bethany in front of the Seattle Kraken ice where they played against the Vancouver Canucks.

The Seattle Kraken ice where they beat the Vancouver Canucks 4-2. The twin jumbotrons say "WIN" on them in red text.

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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 19/09/2026

Vintage cube draft was a success.

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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 19/09/2026

Damn. Just got the best Dragonsweeper run I've ever had. Full board clear with 9 hearts leftover.

A clear Dragonsweeper board with 9 hearts and 10 gold.

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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 16/09/2026

It is bacterial. Lotta gunk pushing on the inside of my ear drum.

Examination demonstrates an erythematous right tympanic membrane with purulent middle-ear effusion, consistent with acute bacterial otitis media following a recent viral upper respiratory infection. No tympanic membrane perforation. Oropharyngeal examination is reassuring without erythema, swelling, or exudate.

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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 16/09/2026

BREAKING: That weird baby "ah ah" noise from Mario Paint has pulled out of Ed Sheeran tour.

A pixelated baby face from Mario Paint on the SNES.

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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 16/09/2026

BREAKING: Ooo-eee-ooo, The Beets have pulled out of Ed Sheeran tour.

A picture of The Beets from the cartoon, Doug.

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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 14/09/2026

Make the rest of the Boonlands, cowards.

The expanding brain meme

Panel 1 (Normal brain):

This land enters tapped.

Whenever a Plains you control enters,
if you control at least five other
Plains, target player gains 3 life or
prevent the next 3 damage.

{T}: Add {W}.

Panel 2 (Lit up brain):

This land enters tapped.

Whenever a Forest you control enters,
if you control at least five other
Forests, target creature you control gets
+3/+3 until end of turn.

{T}: Add {G}.

Panel 3 (glowing brain):

This land enters tapped.

Whenever a Mountain you control enters,
if you control at least five other
Mountains, you may have this land
deal 3 damage to any target.

{T}: Add {R}.

Panel 4 (very glowing brain):

This land enters tapped.

Whenever a Swamp you control enters,
if you control at least five other
Swamps, add {B}{B}{B}.

{T}: Add {B}.

Panel 5 (Science Textbook Brain):

This land enters tapped.

Whenever a Island you control enters,
if you control at least five other
Islands, target player draws three cards.

{T}: Add {U}.

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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 14/09/2026

Don't ask why I own these. I don't know why.

The World's Smallest Jace vs. Vraska, Heroes vs. Monsters, and Ajani vs. Nicol Bolas Magic: The Gathering Duel Decks.

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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 13/09/2026

There was a post about an actor playing two wildly different roles and people's favorite examples of that. My brain immediately snaps to this whenever this topic comes up.

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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 11/09/2026

🎤 COMING IN AT 2/3 SCRATCH THAT, 3/4 WAIT, 4/5? 2015 MODERN ALL-STAR 2011 LEGACY ALL-STAR 2026 CANLANDER PLAYABLE. ACH HANS, IT'S BACK IN STANDARD. IT'S 🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁 TARMOGOOOOYYFFF

Tarmogoyf Magic: The Gathering Card in both regular and borderless alt-art form.

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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 08/09/2026

❌ Lands in front ❌ Lands in back ✅ Lands in front AND back

Three of each - Plains, Island, Swamp, Mountain, Forest - where the art creates a vertical panorama of Jace's tower from Reality Fracture.

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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 08/09/2026

Yooooo, no way. Absolute madlads.

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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 08/09/2026

Time to watch another debut stream for work which means it's time, once again, to tap that little Collapse button.

The Collapse button is hovered over for Stream Chat on Twitch.

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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 07/09/2026

Tonight's dinner - Orange Chicken Parm from the Mythical Cookbook. Delicious.

Orange Chicken Parmesan in a baking dish

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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 04/09/2026

Ya know what? I'm going to start calling games Metroidvania's MORE.

Michael Scott from The Office making a stank face.

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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 03/09/2026

Like, wtf, the empty, fenced-off lot that used to be El Camion has been vacant for YEARS now. Fuck private equity.

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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 01/09/2026

New episode of "Transcription Nonsense" just dropped.

Kris Ferderer saying "I think Wayne's World was a pretty good movie. The sequel was okay." at 0:04.

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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 01/09/2026

After months of working on it, finally got my Nature Walkers Scimitar for my P99 Druid.

A halfling druid named "Niftiwyn Barleyvale" in a guild called "Castle" stands in a frozen area with a waterfall behind him. He has a scimitar that has leafs floating off of it.

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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 30/08/2026

Anyway, this is Wonderwall.

Kris playing a ukulele with a cat on a windowsill

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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 30/08/2026

Bone apple teeth, Crown Hill edition.

A bud light tall can on a trash can with a burger on top.

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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 28/08/2026

Seattlites when they see that the weather is chilly and cloudy: (It's me, I'm Seattlite.)

Spongebob opening a box labelled "Ol' Reliable". The box opens and it's glowing. Inside of the box is a black zip-up hoodie.

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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 27/08/2026

RIP those ribs. Didn't stand a chance.

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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 26/08/2026

This week in "Kris Says Nonsense So Transcription Gets Weird"

Kris saying "Fifteen meerkats." 0:04 seconds into a meeting.

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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 26/08/2026

Currently working on the Ultra Deluxe edition achievement. Last played: May 8, 2022.

"Super Go Outside achievement
Don't play The Stanley Parable for ten years."

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Kris Ferderer @krisferderer.com · 24/08/2026

They printed a card with "Bone Throne" on it and didn't use that as an opportunity to reprint "Throne of Bone"? C'mon now. I know it's a terrible card but it would be perfect.

Bone Through (Throne of the God-Pharaoh) Magic card with art by Filip Burburan

Throne of Bone from Revised (3rd Edition)

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