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Kris Cherita

@krischerita.bsky.social
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I write smut. And sometimes other things, but under other names.

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 04/10/2026
"Here we are, back in this terrible place, just forty-one years after Brett Kavanaugh became a Delta Kappa Epsilon Deke, and eight years after his confirmation to the Supreme Court. How did we get here?" buff.ly/K3eqEvg
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How Could Such a Thing Still Happen in a Country with a Frat Boy Supreme Court Justice?
“I’m just thinking out loud here, but maybe a political party that has dedicated the last forty years to taking away women’s rights could also give some thou...
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Ethicist | We increasingly suspect our son was one of the Cornell rapists. Do we have to turn him in now, or can we wait until he gets his Christmas bonus from his private equity firm?
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Christine M. Moeller, PhD @christinemmoe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is brutal.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Thank you Pete Hegseth for getting rid of the weirdos and beardos. by Elon Musk and JD Vance
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The New Yorker @newyorker.com · 04/10/2026
ICE arrests have reached a record high—nearly fifty-one thousand in August alone—with agents conducting operations nationwide at hospitals, at airports, and outside schools. www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
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ICE Is Everywhere and Acting with Impunity
ICE arrests have reached a record high—nearly fifty-one thousand in August alone—with agents conducting operations nationwide at hospitals, at airports, and outside schools.
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Jed Brown @jedbrown.org · 04/10/2026
A product like this has no pro-social function, and it doesn't need to be reliable. The existence of the tech creates plausible deniability to violate rights even when there is extensive evidence that it is wrong. This is the system working as intended.
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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Far right terrorist Samuel Alito says he has lost friends over his decision to vote to overturn Roe v Wade aka women’s rights. Good, he cost women their lives and autonomy, the fascist scumbag deserves to lose everything including his freedoms.
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LoriPerkinsRAB @loriperkinsrab.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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‘Avengers: Endgame’ Overtakes ‘Avatar’ as Highest-Grossing Movie in History With $2.925 Billion After ‘Encore’ Re-Release
"Avengers: Endgame" is once again the highest-grossing movie in box office history, reclaiming the title from "Avatar."
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 04/10/2026
"Impaling is hardly the greatest modern threat to civilization. Ever since the printing press was invented a couple months ago, sensationalist journalism has become far more responsible for rending the fabric of the social contract."
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You Impale One Guy, and Suddenly You’re “Vlad the Impaler”
“There’s so much more to me than impaling. I paint watercolors. I run half-marathons. I am a father, many times over, all across the Wallachian countryside. ...
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Futurism @futurism.com · 02/10/2026
"Claiming other people's work as his own is Musk's entire career."
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Elon Musk Is Such a Sad Sack That He Just Stole a Random Guy's Joke on Twitter
A stolen dad joke is just the latest example of Elon Musk's long list of unoriginal concepts underwriting his business empire.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 02/10/2026
"We understand that it is our responsibility to teach Cornell collegiates what a good Rape Essay looks like. Rape Essays 101 is the best manifestation of this commitment that our most tenured minds could come up with." buff.ly/5na4oMY
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Announcing Cornell University’s Newest Writing Course: Rape Essays 101
“Can a rapist’s prose effectively elicit remorse for sexual assault? What word count best equates to appropriate jail time? In this class, we will dissect wh...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/10/2026
Husband Still Faithful After 42 Years Of Trying To Cheat theonion.com/husband-still-faithful…
Husband Still Faithful After 42 Years Of Trying To Cheat
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Kris Cherita @krischerita.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My new story 'Dollhouse' is now up at www.literotica.com/s/dollhouse-8 Barrry and Clark visit a strip club where the dancers' breasts expand as they become aroused. #smutsky #literotica
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Dollhouse - Sci-Fi & Fantasy - Literotica.com
Sex in a strip club where the women's breasts keep growing.
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Emily Rooks True Lust @emilyrookstruelust.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Literature is all, or mostly, about sex.” – Anthony Burgess #erotica #KindleErotica #eroticwriterslift #spicey #NSFWwriting #18+ #nsfwsky #horny emilyrookstruelust.com/2024/0...
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“Literature is all, or mostly, about sex.” – Anthony Burgess
Romantic erotica that sizzles with passion and tension.
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Futurism @futurism.com · 02/10/2026
A "super intelligence" can't be wrong, right?
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Trump Launched an America.org "Super Intelligence" Chatbot and It Immediately Disagrees With Him on Huge Topics, Including Whether He Won the 2020 Election
Trump's new government AI chatbot disagrees with him on an umber of topics, and says he did, in fact, lose the 2020 election.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 29/09/2026
"Can a rapist’s prose elicit remorse for sexual assault? What word count best equates to appropriate jail time? In this class, we will dissect what empathy and accountability might look like so undergrads may successfully mimic them on paper in pursuit of avoiding just punishment." buff.ly/5na4oMY
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Announcing Cornell University’s Newest Writing Course: Rape Essays 101
“Can a rapist’s prose effectively elicit remorse for sexual assault? What word count best equates to appropriate jail time? In this class, we will dissect wh...
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The Facts in the Case of Dr Dedman @stephendedman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Eric Schmitt Confuses Ass with Hole in the Ground open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
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Eric Schmitt Confuses Ass with Hole in the Ground
A wild attempt at a “gotcha” moment resulted in the ass/hole-in-ground mix-up.
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Saddletramp1956 @saddletramp1956.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Heh. Yup...
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Saddletramp1956 @saddletramp1956.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Heh...
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Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What? Women exist? -------- Schmitt continued defending himself on the Charlie Kirk podcast. Why was he right? Because a) Jack Smith went to a b-ball game b) Atlanta had the only NBA or college men's NCAA game that day So... ... you fucked up because you forgot women exist? On brand for Republicans.
Schmitt saying there was no other NBA game or *men's* college basketbal game that day.
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LoriPerkinsRAB @loriperkinsrab.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Explore this gift article from The New York Times. You can read it for free without a subscription. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/26/o...
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Opinion | The Four TV Shows That Heralded America’s Fall (Gift Article)
Four TV shows, now acknowledged as the medium’s high point, each cannily predicted the ways in which America would start to crack apart.
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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
To be clear, John Fetterman didn’t “accidentally” call himself a lifelong fascist republican, it didn’t slip out by mistake, he was stating truth, he was a MAGA plant from the very beginning and I can’t wait until Pennsylvania voters toss the disgraceful treasonous fraud out of office.
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Pete Hannah 🚫🧊 @member389.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Don't fall into the trap Canada. We're a bad example to follow right now. Properly train your law enforcement to ignore the jibes, but don't take the rights of the people.
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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s insane how quickly the news about lifelong fraudster criminal Susan Collins committing outright bribery got swept aside and buried. This is how fascist republicans get away with breaking every law there is without so much as a slap on the wrist.
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Kris Cherita @krischerita.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
www.abc.net.au/news/2026-09...
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Why strangulation has become part of the sexual 'playbook'
Young Australians say strangulation has become so normalised in sexual culture it is no longer considered a kink but simply part of the sexual "playbook".
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Askme @askme99.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I know I've posted this many times - needs to flood the media until election day.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The nearly decade-long case of Crystal Mason, who was sentenced to 5 yrs in prison over a voting error, will end with an acquittal The wife of the current district attorney, who fought to keep her conviction in place, asked Crystal if she would consider voting for him
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Texas woman triumphs as court upholds acquittal in voting error case
Crystal Mason has spent nearly a decade fighting conviction for casting provisional ballot that ultimately wasn’t counted
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Pete Hannah 🚫🧊 @member389.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
He definitely succeeded. 🐸
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Futurism @futurism.com · 25/09/2026
Witnesses also report being deceived by Tesla lawyers.
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Tesla Argues in Court That the N-Word Is Acceptable Under Certain Circumstances
An important trial in California kicked off with Tesla's lawyers arguing that the n-word is a term of "respect and endearment."
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Kris Cherita @krischerita.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ChatGPT understands wanting sweet relief of death after interacting with MyGov chaser.com.au/general-news...
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ChatGPT understands wanting sweet relief of death after interacting with MyGov – The Chaser
The moment the robot started interacting with myGov systems, it understood the feeling almost too well.
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Kris Cherita @krischerita.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Rape myths shape how we respond to sexual violence. What are they and what impact do they have? theconversation.com/rape-myths-s...
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Rape myths shape how we respond to sexual violence. What are they and what impact do they have?
The NSW government is moving to curb rape myths in trials to reduce the impact on victim-survivors and increase the likelihood of justice being done.
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Futurism @futurism.com · 22/09/2026
Killer AI is already here.
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It Turns Out the US Military Really Did Use AI to Blow Up a School Full of Iranian Children
New reporting reveals that US Central Command did use AI to conduct the deadly double-tap strike that killed 123 children in Iran.
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LoriPerkinsRAB @loriperkinsrab.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Trump Says His Son Will Pay Back Russian Businessman for Wedding Party www.nytimes.com/2026/09/19/u...
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Trump Says His Son Will Pay Back Russian Businessman for Wedding Party
The president said his eldest son, Donald Trump Jr., had decided to return the money, but defended the gift worth hundreds of thousands of dollars as “totally allowed.”
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Futurism @futurism.com · 22/09/2026
"When you see enough of the vandalism, you know the writing is on the wall."
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Signs of Crisis at Flock as It Offers Employees Buyouts to Quit and Get Off Payroll
As backlash against the company shows no signs of dying down, Flock is enticing employees to quit with generous severance packages.
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LoriPerkinsRAB @loriperkinsrab.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Good headline After Years as the Star of Must-See TV, Trump Faces the Sting of Cancellation www.nytimes.com/2026/09/21/u...
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Trump Faces the Sting of a Media Boycott After Press Pool Withdrawal
A boycott of the White House press pool by the major networks deprives the president of the oxygen of screen time. But he is still finding ways to get on the air.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 22/09/2026
"I really like free speech. I love how I get to say anything I want, and it’s totally fine, no problem. I don’t like when you do that, though. I only like it when I do it, or when people do it the way I told them to do it. That’s when I really like free speech." buff.ly/grNcahK
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I Like Free Speech So Much That I’ve Decided It’s Just Mine Now
“I like so many things about free speech. I like that my friends on TV can say they want to kill homeless people and then keep showing up for work like nothi...
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Pete Hannah 🚫🧊 @member389.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Well that settles it. I'm never getting on an airplane ever again. 🚗
@NewsWire_US post
FAA to deploy AI air traffic systems at DC area airports starting Monday
@adamscochran responds:
The government literally just told us that:
- AI was responsible for the mistake of targeting a school in Iran and killing over 100 school girls.
- Almost caused a conflict with China due to a hallucination about transporting nuclear material
And they want it to run air traffic...
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The Mad Sonneteer @themadsonneteer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The MAGA regime has officially launched “trump TV.” Or to put it plainly, they have copied North Korea and Russia by creating their own propaganda state-run media which is a surprise to no one who uses their brain.
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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The NAACP is suing to stop the orange felon from illegally sending armed agents to intimidate people of color at election polls. Thank you NAACP.
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Emily M. Bender @emilymbender.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
And every day there is more Fresh AI Hell. What's worse than polluting the information ecosystem with synthetic text dressed up to look like news? Dressing it up further as the work of fake Indigenous journalists: www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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‘Very harmful’: website uses AI to generate northern Indigenous news ‘correspondents’ | CBC News
The website WE NEWS has three northern Indigenous 'AI correspondents.' Their profiles say they are 'a member of Yukon First Nation,' 'of Dene heritage,' and 'an Inuk raised in the North.' Experts in t...
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 20/09/2026
ProPublica’s analysis of CDC data found that the rate of deaths involving ectopic pregnancies has nearly doubled. The spike alarmed many experts. One said it should “be a never event.”
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Ectopic Pregnancy Deaths Have Nearly Doubled. It’s Worse in States With Abortion Bans.
With prompt and appropriate medical care, experts say, people shouldn’t die from an ectopic pregnancy. Women in Texas and Oklahoma have sued over delays in care, which, coupled with our new analysis, ...
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 28/07/2026
Calling JD Vance Jared Cushioner
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Clip of Lauren Boebert telling her fellow members of Congress to "Go to church. Find Jesus. Why is everyone so horny here?"
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Malevolent Maelstrom @chemicalchaos.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hey its fucking wierd more of the dems platform isnt "we will give you abortion rights back"
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LAFAYETTE @lastudiolafayette.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Donald Trump has destroyed the economy and threatened the rule of law. But my liberal neighbor has a Darwin fish on his Prius I have never felt more politically homeless
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The Facts in the Case of Dr Dedman @stephendedman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
AI is becoming an ideal partner. Why that's an issue www.thenewdaily.com.au/life/tech/20...
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AI is becoming the perfect partner. That may be the problem
We have become used to relationships that can be exited with extraordinarily little friction. AI is the logical extension of this trajectory.
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