Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The only surprising thing about the trickle of information we're all getting from Cornell is that we haven't heard from 15 to 20 other women who had similar assaults at the same frat, and were coerced in similar fashion to keep silent. Other than that, this is boilerplate. 010
Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It's alleged that one of the 57 men in the group chat woke up the next morning, having slept through it, and - horrified - sent the group text chats to Jane Doe. So. HAH! Not all men! 98.2% of men. But not *all* of them. 000
Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Head Canon: The #PeachBomb doesn't actually do any damage. Never has. The other #SmashBros characters just pretend it does so she doesn't stop. 000
Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026What? Women exist? -------- Schmitt continued defending himself on the Charlie Kirk podcast. Why was he right? Because a) Jack Smith went to a b-ball game b) Atlanta had the only NBA or college men's NCAA game that day So... ... you fucked up because you forgot women exist? On brand for Republicans. 021
Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Meanwhile, Gaza is updated in Google Maps. You'll want to know that Supermarket Abuahmad is temporarily closed, if you were thinking of dropping by on your way home. 011
Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026For all the people who complain about the nonexistent threat of trans-women invading bathrooms, remember that they are same people who made campus rapes a secret. 010
Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Having had ppl judge our relationship out of ignorance, I entirely sympathise with this woman and her husband. You don't know what ppl are going through. You don't know what else goes on. Mind your own business. 000
Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Streety McRoadFace Avenue. www.ctvnews.ca/ottawa/artic... Unless you want to name after things in New York: Universal Daycare Avenue Fair Wages Street Mamdani Drivectvnews.caTrump Avenue in Ottawa’s Central Park neighbourhood to be renamedA street in Canada’s capital bearing the name of the current U.S. president will be renamed. 010
Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Who is he kissing? They're both *you*, Jerrica. This show was sooo good. 010
Reposted by Xavier TorchT. Ryan Gregory 🇨🇦 @tryangregory.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Again, Carney is even worse than Harper. 47118
Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Guys, we already knew about racism in the 90s. The douchebags in the 'staff rooms' of north america and the UK were already complaining in the 80s, "We can't make [sexist|racist] jokes anymore!" We knew. 000
Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026@jasonkpargin.bsky.social is saying this appeared in the 2010s, but I am sure I heard some body quoting this shit at me as far as the 90s. (and yes, for the record, I agree with Jason it's horrifically toxic.) 000
Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Random? Naw. Be deliberate. Cuss out every single person in the world in alphabetical order. 000
Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026No way I got this is three. What a dumb guess. #wordle #hardmode Wordle 1,915 3/6* ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 030
Reposted by Xavier TorchClare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Reading all the statements from the young, lesser-known artists dropping out of Ed Sheeran's tour, which could have been an incredible and lucrative career opportunity for them, fills me with such admiration. 371334218
Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I dunno about this one. Most of the people who caused me the most pain were simply psychopaths who took pleasure from hurting others. They weren't abused children, or neglected or starving. Just entitled, middle class assholes who had never learned empathy. 031
Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026What would "taking unfair advantage of it" look like anyhow? "Oh, I just went in for my third appendectomy last week!" 000
Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Without knowing the office dress code, it's impossible to say. 000
Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 10/09/2026You can tell it's satire by the "zombie apocalypse" hyperbole. But, yeah, ppl complaining about the mental load *can* exaggerate and cry on the Internet for clickbait, and that's not great either. You're just making other ppl feel worse and making children seem like more work than they are. 000
Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Nailed this one Wordle 1,909 3/6* ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 130
Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The ad for the AI engine over on Twitter is nothing but "Women bending over washing machines and getting stuck" That's never been my fetish, but I guess it's popular with... every other guy? 000
Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Love the song. But it's not clear to me which part of their names is supposed to be pronounced, and what part is #RomanNumerals Lovi-20 and Stosl-4? Lovix-10 and Stosl-54? Lo-6-20 and Stoli-V? www.youtube.com/watch?v=siE9...youtube.comLOVIXX, STOSLIV - Don't tell your dreams (Lyrics)YouTube video by mymusicoflight 000
Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 04/09/2026The way it's written, the *defense* wanted the 12th juror removed for "not following the law". Which means the other 11 jurors were ready to acquit. Now the judge offers the *defense* an hour to appeal the mistrial. Sounds like the postpartum psychosis diagnosis was plausible to the jury. 000
Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 04/09/2026www.facebook.com/share/r/1K8t... Unfortunately, you're working against two forces here. a) people who are unhappy and demand that you be miserable b) clueless people who want you to "slay" while they shout "bare minimum" You can just ignore them and love your spouse with reckless abandon, tho. 100
Reposted by Xavier TorchThe Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 31/08/2026Abdul El-Sayed: “Canadians are like the only people in the world who are going to preemptively apologize for something they didn't even do. So if you're starting a trade war with Canada, it's because you're the asshole.” 368197814811
Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 27/08/2026How many women did Good Good and Callaway have to ignore, from their own staff, to think that was a good idea? Do you just Charlie Brown Teacher Wah-wahs when women talk or something? 000
Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Name your favorite Disney princess (wrong answers only). (MASH is owned by Disney now) 020
Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 23/08/2026If you're going to get arrested, it might as well be for dressing up as Spiderman and punching racists. Also... I mean... Good luck finding a grand jury to indict. 000
Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Sort of... Feminism is addressing structural, institutional, historical inequities and their effects on today's cultural standards in order to create a fairer, more equitable existence for women. (If somebody shits on your choices, that's not 'feminism'. Don't blame feminists. Those are assholes.) 010
Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Feminists respect men and expect them to act like adults. 000
Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Two new followers over on the Other Place showed up today and yesterday. It's like Elon's not even trying. 000
Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 13/08/2026soycrates.tumblr.com/post/1156331... Textbook "False Equivocation" 000
Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Environment Canada basically throwing their arms up in the air every day now 000
Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 11/08/2026It's simpler than all that. She doesn't want to *ask* for something because a) that would require manners and vulnerability b) she would have to acknowledge that he did her a favour It's b) that fucks up ppl like that. They want to pretend their dudes are useless. www.facebook.com/share/r/196C...facebook.com 110
Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 27/07/2026"Really love your peaches, Wanna shake your tree." - Eddie Curtis and Ahmet Ertegun (yeah, look it up, this wasn't Steve Miller's lyric) 021
Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I have a hard time using today's "neglect" for how my parents weren't emotionally available. I mean, my dad was of a generation where disobedience got you beaten with a belt. So, was he "available" enough? Eh. He was a human with his own trauma. Take it easy. 000
Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 14/07/2026During the pre-natal classes we intended (which i think were free here in Ontario), a woman was saying she wanted to get her son circumcised so "he would look like the other boys and not be embarrassed" Lady, we *do* *not* *look* at each other. And little boys wouldn't know anyway. 000
Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Just like my dad. He asked me once what all this "trans" stuff his buddies at the doughnut shop kept talking about. I explained it. "You mean 'trannies'?! Who the hell cares? We had them in the 70s. You want to dress weird, why do I care? Jesus." 000
Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Two messages here a) they know what works, but they'd rather lie so they can fuck you over b) racism is a cover for fucking you over 000
Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 06/07/2026"Weirdly credible" entirely describes my erotic fiction writing goals. www.literotica.com/s/two-hundre... www.patreon.com/c/xaviertorch 020
Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 29/06/2026I am *still* friends with the grade 3 teacher who said that to me. 010
Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 25/06/2026There is a difference in intonation between the "chocolate Lab" and the "Chocolate lab". 000
Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Ha. No You'd come home and everything was back the way your mother wanted it. "This isn't your room. This is our house." 000
Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Tbh, you want to go with the tallest boots you own for this effect. (I mean, the "science" behind it is just: "if someone walks in, it'll be hard to get dressed quickly", which is why knee-high boots with big heels would be best.) 020