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Xavier Torch

@xaviertorch.bsky.social
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I write absolutely delicious erotic fiction, often fantasy, sometimes sci-fi. They often turn out to be slow-burn romance. Patreon: www.patreon.com/xaviertorch Literotica: www.literotica.com/authors/xtorch/w… Also... Lego.

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Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The only surprising thing about the trickle of information we're all getting from Cornell is that we haven't heard from 15 to 20 other women who had similar assaults at the same frat, and were coerced in similar fashion to keep silent. Other than that, this is boilerplate.
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Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's alleged that one of the 57 men in the group chat woke up the next morning, having slept through it, and - horrified - sent the group text chats to Jane Doe. So. HAH! Not all men! 98.2% of men. But not *all* of them.
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Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Head Canon: The #PeachBomb doesn't actually do any damage. Never has. The other #SmashBros characters just pretend it does so she doesn't stop.
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Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What? Women exist? -------- Schmitt continued defending himself on the Charlie Kirk podcast. Why was he right? Because a) Jack Smith went to a b-ball game b) Atlanta had the only NBA or college men's NCAA game that day So... ... you fucked up because you forgot women exist? On brand for Republicans.
Schmitt saying there was no other NBA game or *men's* college basketbal game that day.
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Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Meanwhile, Gaza is updated in Google Maps. You'll want to know that Supermarket Abuahmad is temporarily closed, if you were thinking of dropping by on your way home.
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Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
For all the people who complain about the nonexistent threat of trans-women invading bathrooms, remember that they are same people who made campus rapes a secret.
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Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Having had ppl judge our relationship out of ignorance, I entirely sympathise with this woman and her husband. You don't know what ppl are going through. You don't know what else goes on. Mind your own business.
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Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Streety McRoadFace Avenue. www.ctvnews.ca/ottawa/artic... Unless you want to name after things in New York: Universal Daycare Avenue Fair Wages Street Mamdani Drive
ctvnews.ca
Trump Avenue in Ottawa’s Central Park neighbourhood to be renamed
A street in Canada’s capital bearing the name of the current U.S. president will be renamed.
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Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Who is he kissing? They're both *you*, Jerrica. This show was sooo good.
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T. Ryan Gregory 🇨🇦 @tryangregory.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Again, Carney is even worse than Harper.
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Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Guys, we already knew about racism in the 90s. The douchebags in the 'staff rooms' of north america and the UK were already complaining in the 80s, "We can't make [sexist|racist] jokes anymore!" We knew.
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Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
@jasonkpargin.bsky.social is saying this appeared in the 2010s, but I am sure I heard some body quoting this shit at me as far as the 90s. (and yes, for the record, I agree with Jason it's horrifically toxic.)
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Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Random? Naw. Be deliberate. Cuss out every single person in the world in alphabetical order.
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Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
No way I got this is three. What a dumb guess. #wordle #hardmode Wordle 1,915 3/6* ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Reading all the statements from the young, lesser-known artists dropping out of Ed Sheeran's tour, which could have been an incredible and lucrative career opportunity for them, fills me with such admiration.
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Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I dunno about this one. Most of the people who caused me the most pain were simply psychopaths who took pleasure from hurting others. They weren't abused children, or neglected or starving. Just entitled, middle class assholes who had never learned empathy.
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Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
What would "taking unfair advantage of it" look like anyhow? "Oh, I just went in for my third appendectomy last week!"
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Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Without knowing the office dress code, it's impossible to say.
Questionnaire asking you which one is workplace harrassment
a) pat on the back
b) accidentally bump
c) guy covering himself in oil, asking to be salted and called a bad little slug.
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Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
You can tell it's satire by the "zombie apocalypse" hyperbole. But, yeah, ppl complaining about the mental load *can* exaggerate and cry on the Internet for clickbait, and that's not great either. You're just making other ppl feel worse and making children seem like more work than they are.
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Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Nailed this one Wordle 1,909 3/6* ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The ad for the AI engine over on Twitter is nothing but "Women bending over washing machines and getting stuck" That's never been my fetish, but I guess it's popular with... every other guy?
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Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Love the song. But it's not clear to me which part of their names is supposed to be pronounced, and what part is #RomanNumerals Lovi-20 and Stosl-4? Lovix-10 and Stosl-54? Lo-6-20 and Stoli-V? www.youtube.com/watch?v=siE9...
youtube.com
LOVIXX, STOSLIV - Don't tell your dreams (Lyrics)
YouTube video by mymusicoflight
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Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The way it's written, the *defense* wanted the 12th juror removed for "not following the law". Which means the other 11 jurors were ready to acquit. Now the judge offers the *defense* an hour to appeal the mistrial. Sounds like the postpartum psychosis diagnosis was plausible to the jury.
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Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
www.facebook.com/share/r/1K8t... Unfortunately, you're working against two forces here. a) people who are unhappy and demand that you be miserable b) clueless people who want you to "slay" while they shout "bare minimum" You can just ignore them and love your spouse with reckless abandon, tho.
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The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 31/08/2026
Abdul El-Sayed: “Canadians are like the only people in the world who are going to preemptively apologize for something they didn't even do. So if you're starting a trade war with Canada, it's because you're the asshole.”
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Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
#oddlyspecific
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Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Post your getaway vehicle.
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Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
AND Optimus Prime? What the fuck.
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Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
How many women did Good Good and Callaway have to ignore, from their own staff, to think that was a good idea? Do you just Charlie Brown Teacher Wah-wahs when women talk or something?
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Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Name your favorite Disney princess (wrong answers only). (MASH is owned by Disney now)
Jamie Farr as Corporal Klinger in a yellow dress with parasol.
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Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
If you're going to get arrested, it might as well be for dressing up as Spiderman and punching racists. Also... I mean... Good luck finding a grand jury to indict.
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Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Sort of... Feminism is addressing structural, institutional, historical inequities and their effects on today's cultural standards in order to create a fairer, more equitable existence for women. (If somebody shits on your choices, that's not 'feminism'. Don't blame feminists. Those are assholes.)
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Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Feminists respect men and expect them to act like adults.
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Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
You know who I mean.
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Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Two new followers over on the Other Place showed up today and yesterday. It's like Elon's not even trying.
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Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
soycrates.tumblr.com/post/1156331... Textbook "False Equivocation"
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Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Environment Canada basically throwing their arms up in the air every day now
Rain, sun, light clouds, dark clouds, lightning and a basically even chance of some kind of precipitation.
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Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
It's simpler than all that. She doesn't want to *ask* for something because a) that would require manners and vulnerability b) she would have to acknowledge that he did her a favour It's b) that fucks up ppl like that. They want to pretend their dudes are useless. www.facebook.com/share/r/196C...
facebook.com
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Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
"Really love your peaches, Wanna shake your tree." - Eddie Curtis and Ahmet Ertegun (yeah, look it up, this wasn't Steve Miller's lyric)
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Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Nice enough morning for a cup of tea.
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Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I have a hard time using today's "neglect" for how my parents weren't emotionally available. I mean, my dad was of a generation where disobedience got you beaten with a belt. So, was he "available" enough? Eh. He was a human with his own trauma. Take it easy.
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Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
During the pre-natal classes we intended (which i think were free here in Ontario), a woman was saying she wanted to get her son circumcised so "he would look like the other boys and not be embarrassed" Lady, we *do* *not* *look* at each other. And little boys wouldn't know anyway.
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Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Just like my dad. He asked me once what all this "trans" stuff his buddies at the doughnut shop kept talking about. I explained it. "You mean 'trannies'?! Who the hell cares? We had them in the 70s. You want to dress weird, why do I care? Jesus."
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Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Two messages here a) they know what works, but they'd rather lie so they can fuck you over b) racism is a cover for fucking you over
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Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
"Weirdly credible" entirely describes my erotic fiction writing goals. www.literotica.com/s/two-hundre... www.patreon.com/c/xaviertorch
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Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I am *still* friends with the grade 3 teacher who said that to me.
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Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
There is a difference in intonation between the "chocolate Lab" and the "Chocolate lab".
About confused a Chocolate Labrador Retriever with a Chocolate Laboratory when someone says 'Chocolate Lab'.
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Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Louder for the clowns in the back.
When men say they're not allowed to sad, a purported feminist will say "And who set that up?"
the text explains that not all men are responsible for the patriarchy, not all of them benefit from it and that this is an ignorant, unhelpful response to the situation.
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Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Ha. No You'd come home and everything was back the way your mother wanted it. "This isn't your room. This is our house."
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Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Tbh, you want to go with the tallest boots you own for this effect. (I mean, the "science" behind it is just: "if someone walks in, it'll be hard to get dressed quickly", which is why knee-high boots with big heels would be best.)
I don't know the science behind it,
but if you're totally naked and want to feel more naked,
all you have to do is put on some shoes.
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