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Kris Aldalta

@krisaldalta.bsky.social
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Any pronouns are fine :) Demon Prince with a day job. Exceedingly edible! 🔞🔞🔞

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🔞Omelette 🍳 {NO RP} @omelette-vore.bsky.social · 3h
Pirates but they're freaky and they're all perverts and they're doing horny stuff and kink stuff all the time on their ship
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Blitzit @blitzit.bsky.social · 3h
More fat Shiron #fatfur
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War-Bird: CEO of Freedom @warbirdactual.bsky.social · 21h
Reminder this also applies to Scott Cawthon and Five Nights at Freddy’s.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 7h
Hi Beth. Nice to meet you and I hope you follow back...Have a happy Toesday...👣💅❤️
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Iris! (🎂 10/25) @mrunclephuncle.bsky.social · 2h
The House Always Wins
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⚡️OutletDraws⚡️@BLFC @outletdraws.bsky.social · 6h
Decided to fill this page out a bit more this morning. 💙🐍🐱
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Patacon 🔞 comms CLOSED @patacon.bsky.social · 11h
C gift from plumpan for dathazelfox
Cocoafox in a big body. Greeting the viewer
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nagito komaeda on the commodore 64🔞 @ok-beef.bsky.social · 3h
constantly torn between wanting all the attention in the world and wanting to be a chill low maintenance buddy that's content with not being acknowledged for years
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yellow thing @sofmallow.bsky.social · 8h
[ vore ] BUGs in the workplace
Various doodles of BUG robots, which are modified phonotron taur robots meant for heavy workloads. The first doodle shows one standing on 2 legs and using one of its front legs (which have opposable digits) to grab wood pieces from a high ledge, while holding another board already it its arms, demonstrating the flexibility of having the rear leg unit attached. The next doodle shows a BUG holding a (relatively much smaller) person in its hand, saying "This is an active work zone! Allow me to escort you to a safe area." The person, blushing, simply responds with "OK" while text points to them mentioning that they have done this 10 times. The final doodle shows a BUG looking flustered and giggling slightly nervously as the belly of their rear leg unit reaches the floor. A bubble showing the blushing face of someone currently inside of it and various hearts surrounding it point to it. As mentioned by text, the BUG is trying not to make the belly too obvious, attempting to squeeze down lightly on it to hide its size while various construction workers around them are staring.
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M-Bee-M @m-bee-m.bsky.social · 4h
Costume
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Morgan Johnson @poormojo.bsky.social · 9h
No joke. I think this is the most important video I have ever seen about mobile games. This guy breaks down how this game psychologically profiles you, and makes the game harder or easier in order to show you ads
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 7h
If you still have the Epic Games Launcher on your system, don't update it and get it the fuck off of your computer. There's no telling what damage it can do or what vibecoded landmines are waiting in it.
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 14h
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A tweet that reads "trans non binary people will put he she they in their bio and I'm just like 'wow that doesn't affect me at all!'.and then I go about my life"
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Naluxk commissions open! @naluxk.bsky.social · 8h
Sevens Va liked my art and commissioned me🥹 Thank you sm! #deadlock
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Dan Davies @dsquareddigest.bsky.social · 13h
One metal magazine of the 90s actually coined the phrase "Hetfield Effect" to describe the tendency of rockers to switch from "anti-war / anti-establishment" to "patriotic / conservative" pretty much the second they passed draft age
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Patacon 🔞 comms CLOSED @patacon.bsky.social · 12h
c for @justkindofhere.bsky.social
gecqua  blending a pole wiht her weight aloneclose up alt
nipple altclose up of the nipple alt
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Dragons&Drawings-!!🔞🔞🔞!! @dragonsanddrawings.bsky.social · 20h
🎧 - Audio! Headphones recommended! - 🎧 Sounds: 𝘕𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘴 𝘜𝘯𝘴𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘥, & 𝘑𝘦𝘴𝘤𝘩𝘬𝘦'𝘴 𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘴 Please enjoy my entrapment within these tight churning walls... It's only been a few minutes and I'm already disagreeing with her... what an awful process this'll be...
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Tanya X. Short @tanyaxshort.bsky.social · 11h
fire emblem: fortune's weave contains the most well-crafted power fantasy I've ever experienced, which is to get paid and then immediately blow it all on fancy dinners and gifts for your friends, over and over
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Oscar Goff @theoscargoff.bsky.social · 10h
That this bot, which posts random stills and clips from the thousands of hours of VHS transfers on archive.org, landed on *this specific frame* feels like finding the monkey at the typewriter that managed to write Hamlet.
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Working Class History @workingclasshistory.com · 15h
#OtD 14 Oct 1977 anti-gay crusader Anita Bryant was "pied" by Thom Higgins, a gay rights activist. She then began praying and burst into tears. Following a boycott, she lost her job as brand ambassador for Florida orange juice. More LGBT+ history here: workingclasshistory.com/tag/lgbtq/
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Rock Paper Shotgun @rockpapershotgun.bsky.social · 8h
"We vibe coded a new Epic Games Launcher" because "programming is hard", announce company we're somehow supposed to see as a serious Steam competitor bit.ly/4hMHbi5
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"We vibe coded a new Epic Games Launcher" because "programming is hard", announce company we're somehow supposed to see as a serious Steam competitor
Epic Games have released a new "vibe coded" launcher for their store, because of course they have.
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DumbWitchyy @dumbwitchyy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Agent 8
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Jinn @m4rjinn.bsky.social · 13h
Mt. Lady
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Dokuro Heartvore @dokuroheartvore.bsky.social · 20h
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TheFudgeman @the-fudgeman.bsky.social · 8h
Ms.Lynch vore animation Average end of school shift Show support if you want : www.patreon.com/TheFudgeman Ms.Lynch Belongs to the Astounding Lampton (aryion.com/g4/user/Lamp...) Be sure to tell them how amazing their work is!
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Arthur @cpthamburger.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Prompt 11: Rescue "Oh hey. Uh... wanna game?"
inktober prompt 11: rescue
the gallant knight arrives at the princess's cell, finding her enjoying her switch and monchin' some dorits
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怪人デベソ @debesophantom.bsky.social · 12h
パンパンな奥様
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DarkLordNecro, PNW Progressive @darklordnecro.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The "controversial" comic with over 43 false reports to silence the creator and the real feel of the people. Enjoy, like and reshare "The Day All Billionaires Died..." By #noneofthisisok
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rawgum @rawgum3d.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Mei x Juno
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Snoozy🌙 ✨ @snoozyrat.bsky.social · 9h
jacinthe warmup, real ladies enjoy their dessert feasts au naturale
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Umamusume Every Hour @umaeveryhour.bsky.social · 17h
Umamusume: Cinderella Gray (2025) ウマ娘 シンデレラグレイ Episode 3: View from the Top 00:08:12.913
Caption: Uh, Jo, you okay there?

Umamusume: Cinderella Gray (2025)
ウマ娘 シンデレラグレイ
Episode 3: View from the Top
00:08:12.913

Aired: 4/20/2025, TBS
Studio: CygamesPictures
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Zoe Stanley Arts @zoestanleyarts.bsky.social · 10h
🥏Quorra from Tron Legacy. Penciled with a blue mechanical pencil, inked with Microns and filled in with markers. #Fanart
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Zoe Stanley Arts @zoestanleyarts.bsky.social · 10h
🥏Quorra from Tron Legacy. Penciled with a blue mechanical pencil, inked with Microns and filled in with markers. #Fanart
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brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 03/06/2026
kleiner no
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brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 13/04/2026
gordon is allowed to play on the swings
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brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 09/03/2026
valve is so good at cutscenes even the elevator rides are part of the worldbuilding
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brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 09/03/2026
working on my half life 2 mod again
the "pick up that can" scene from half life 2 but the can is an explosive barrel
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VulpGulps (COMMS OPEN! 2/4 slots available) @vulpgulps.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fat Kat again! but with a funny shape, gigantically huge belly and fupa >u<
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Trembling Hands Art @trembleart.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I made this to embolden myself— —because I would perish if I drew her wrong. #umamusume #rkgk #KitasanBlack
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dotr🌤️ @dotr.bsky.social · 19h
#deadlock
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Gozu @gozufucker69.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Hi I'm Teshy @hiddenpangolin.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
CW// mass vore, male pred, distressed prey bulges Teshy got a little bit too excited at a party, it seems
Teshy, a male anthropomorphic pangolin, resting on a couch. He doesn't have a shirt, exposing a bare and hairy chest. He has a very pleasured expression with his tongue hanging out. A mass vore stomach hangs off of his lap and onto the floor, with many distressed prey bulges on it.
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dumbcat @dumbcat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
win by doing nothing
meditating monk: i will not play ai video game
reply: and it will cost the dev $1000/day to run empty servers
surprised monk: per day?!
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VinnyBox (Taking it easy) @vinnybox.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Get hosed, idiot [ #Deadlock #Drifter #Doorman #Art ]
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kitsuneart 🦊🔜 MCM London F-22 @kitsuneart.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Manga page from the way of the house husband, written and illustrated by Kousuke Oono, where Masa (an underling of the main character former gang) says “I’ve never used chat got in my life” and his aura is so powerful it burst out of him and push away all the other members of the gang.

(Original text says “I’ve never smoked a cigarette in my life”)
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The truth about genAI: There is no path to profitability. Never has been. Even if every current genAI sicko used it multiple times daily from now on at the highest tier, it can't pay for itself. This is why their attempts to force you to use it are so aggressive. Anything to delay the inevitable.
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
New: I pulled the Character ai bankruptcy documents. They show: - They were spending $14 million/month on compute alone at a time their revenue was around ~$1 million/month - Currently losing $9 million a month - They admitted they enshittified & that it didnt work www.404media.co/character-ai...
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Character.ai's Bankruptcy Documents Show the Economics of AI Don't Work
Character.ai enshittified its product but was still burning tons of cash, its bankruptcy documents say.
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kc green @kcg.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
A black wind blows through you~
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Bichinhos Fofinhos pra quem ta cansado @bichinhos.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Muro com uma placa branca com a foto do rostinho de um gato cinza  rajado e branco, acima do rostinhoa uma seta preta apontando pra cima e aparecendo por cima do muro o rostinho do gatinho cinza rajado e branco da foto
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ToonHive @toonhive.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Greg Baldwin, the voice of Uncle Iroh, responds to a post criticizing LGBTQ+ and disabled representation in ‘Avatar’: “So sorry LGBTQ and disabled people exist. That must be traumatic for you.”
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