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Krimson the Visible Ninja

@krimsonvnm.bsky.social
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S E L T Z E R B O Y Z Lover of DC Sports. Avid Gamer. Overall Do-Gooder.

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 10h
Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 10h
We've reached the open use of anti trans slurs phase by Trump. Dems haven't done shit to call out Pete Hegseth and Nancy Mace doing it so now it's become normalized.
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Krimson the Visible Ninja @krimsonvnm.bsky.social · 15h
Im sorry?
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Nate Bowling @natebowling.com · 04/10/2026
Tiffany Sloan is a joke stealing AI generated stand-up comedian that has amassed a following of 350K users on Instagram. AI is supposed to transform the world and it's doing it in the worst and dumbest possible ways. buttondown.com/natebowling/...
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The Joke Thief
The AI Powered Joke Thief (or Fine, Somebody Wants This)
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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 15h
Hey WHCA -- u up?
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Regal Beagle @capsregalbeagle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We need the name changed back And Joe Gibbs as coach And Mark Rypien as QB And the re-animated corpse of Jack Kent Cooke And everyone needs to listen to C+C Music Factory again And a time machine to help make the year of 1991 annually repeat itself All of that will fix the team
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Krimson the Visible Ninja @krimsonvnm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Caller at Big 100 saying that the "Redskins" need a coach change due to the injuries Washington has experienced Like be rational, please
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Krimson the Visible Ninja @krimsonvnm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That thick six was about to feed families if Coleman didn't have 8 grown men bring him down
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Krimson the Visible Ninja @krimsonvnm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fight for Old DC
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Krimson the Visible Ninja @krimsonvnm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We need this from Dan Quinn. Im serious youtu.be/rhnoCkp2QUo?...
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McClendon ejected, takes first base
YouTube video by MLB
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Krimson the Visible Ninja @krimsonvnm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Athan saw that linebacker and mashed that O button way too early
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Krimson the Visible Ninja @krimsonvnm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Flag on the cameraman GODDAMN
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Strictly 4 My Navigators @lizzslockeroom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Lindsay Lohan in Mean Girls: The Limit Does Not Exist!
ALT: Lindsay Lohan in Mean Girls: The Limit Does Not Exist!
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Krimson the Visible Ninja @krimsonvnm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
At this point, I want Dan Quinn to get ejected for ripping the refs a new one. Lou Pinella style
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Krimson the Visible Ninja @krimsonvnm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You mean to tell me Indy hasn't made a single penalty?
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Krimson the Visible Ninja @krimsonvnm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
BACKYARD FOOTBALL IS BACK
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Krimson the Visible Ninja @krimsonvnm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
2nd Half Adjustments: Why don't we just give the rookie max protection?
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Strictly 4 My Navigators @lizzslockeroom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And we're off..... these folks really love to deep throat Kirk Cousins... you'd think he won a Super Bowl here......
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Krimson the Visible Ninja @krimsonvnm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What is HAPPENING?!?!?!?!
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Krimson the Visible Ninja @krimsonvnm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Athan needed that We needed that
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Krimson the Visible Ninja @krimsonvnm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If im Dan Quinn, im having a long conversation with my offensive line coach after this game
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Krimson the Visible Ninja @krimsonvnm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Oh Dear Lord, Problematic Stressed
ALT: Oh Dear Lord, Problematic Stressed
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Krimson the Visible Ninja @krimsonvnm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Somebody at the bar has a DJ Swearinger jersey That being said my boy is rocking a Michael Westbrook jersey
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Krimson the Visible Ninja @krimsonvnm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We should have 14 points
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Krimson the Visible Ninja @krimsonvnm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Defense is gonna get tired
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Patrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
new wolfenstein looks like shit
its pete hegseth splaying his arms christlike at a podium with all sorts of americana bunting thats got a distinct fash aesthetic
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Krimson the Visible Ninja @krimsonvnm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Welcome to the NFL, Athan
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Krimson the Visible Ninja @krimsonvnm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We put out faith in AK-16
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Krimson the Visible Ninja @krimsonvnm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We are on our third quarterback
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Krimson the Visible Ninja @krimsonvnm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oregon Style
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Daniel Ahmad @zhugeex.com · 02/10/2026
Glad they kept the old voice acting in DW3R
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Krimson the Visible Ninja @krimsonvnm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's Tuch with a WIDE OPEN NET
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Krimson the Visible Ninja @krimsonvnm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Work smarter not harder
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
An adopted St. Louis man discovered his father is five-time Grammy award winner Michael McDonald
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Adopted St. Louis man discovers his biological father is a Grammy-winning artist
A St. Louis man who spent decades wondering about his biological roots was recently reunited with his birth parents—and discovered his father is a five-time Grammy Award winner
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Jason Karsh @jkarsh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That boycott really put the entire corporation in a blender.
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Krimson the Visible Ninja @krimsonvnm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
At this point, any Angel slander is just Hater Talk and should no longer be entertained
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Krimson the Visible Ninja @krimsonvnm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yea we saw the Patriot Games (we didn't see the Patriot Games)
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Krimson the Visible Ninja @krimsonvnm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We would never hear from him again
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s October 1st
David Lynch. Next to him is a graphic with a Halloween jack-o-lantern and the text, “Devil’s Night.”
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Stereogum @stereogum.com · 01/10/2026
Rick Ross has been arrested on a felony domestic violence charge days after his ex accused him of physical abuse
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Rick Ross Arrested On Felony Domestic Violence Charge
Rick Ross was arrested by Miami Beach police early this morning on domestic violence charges, CBS News reports. The rapper, born William Leonard Roberts II, faces one felony count of battery by strang...
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Devolver Digital @devolverdigital.com · 01/10/2026
Mike Tomlin show us your BALL x PIT town
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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 01/10/2026
"We have to commit genocide to enjoy peace" said every dictator ever
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Krimson the Visible Ninja @krimsonvnm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Next season: Draft a shooter
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DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 30/09/2026
Paramount intends to complete their acquisition of Warner Bros next week. The new name of the combined company could be announced as soon as tomorrow. (Source: edition.cnn.com/newsletters/...)
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Krimson the Visible Ninja @krimsonvnm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This man can't move
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Temu Tisha Campbell @thatgirlbamz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why do they make it so difficult for us to vote if “voting doesn’t matter” ?
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Denzel Washington: Explain It To Me
Alt: Denzel Washington: Explain It To Me
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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俺正讀(アジェンド) @ireading62.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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NBA @nba.com · 28/09/2026
DAME TIME is back in Portland for Year 15 ⌚️
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