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Kristin

@kreestin.bsky.social
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bad jokes, video games, my own emotions, emotion by carly rae jepsen. she/her twitch.tv/kreestin

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Kristin @kreestin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Alright, I pulled the trigger on getting an Analogue Pocket after all this time, and I'm heading to a retro game expo real soon. Gimme your recs for reasonably priced GB/GBA games to pick up and try.
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Kristin @kreestin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I say this every year, but I think this year is the year that I, a big weenie, finally commit to watching horror movies leading up to Halloween.
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Kristin @kreestin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They say to be seen is to be loved, so please enjoy this heartfelt collection of messages I’ve received from friends since tripping and breaking my nose earlier this year.
A sign outside on the concrete that reads “Ground is uneven. Exercise caution when walking.”A screenshot of a karaoke screen with the lyrics “How can I fall” highlighted.


There are texts below it that say “Dave and I are dying at karaoke. Maybe you can answer this question for us”A Pokemon card of Sudowoodo with a move called “Trials and Trip-ulations”
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Kristin @kreestin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My 3DS shows my first game activity as Dragon Quest VII, and the date implies it was just that my clock was out of sync at some point. The bigger mystery is that I recently bought Dragon Quest VII for what I thought was the first time???
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Kristin @kreestin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I've been playing this yesterday and today and it's so fun. Hard vouch!
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Kristin @kreestin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Add to this list: a bunch of weird lil Half-Life mods, Stardew Valley, that flash Emo Game, Tetris, The Incredible Machine, Dr. Brain, Tiberian Sun
My 9 Games that shaped me:

1. Counter-Strike
2. Pokémon Blue
3. Sonic the Hedgehog 2
4. Final Fantasy X
5. Banjo-Kazooie
6. The Sims
7. Kingdo Hearts
8. Habbo Hotel
9. The Binding of Isaac
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Kristin @kreestin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is a highly specific problem to have with Fortune’s Weave, but every time they say “Leda” my brain goes LIDA BIDA BODA BUTT
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Kristin @kreestin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Just a reminder to take your Sega Pico games to the gay bar for enrichment.
A copy of a Japanese Donald Duck game for the Sega Pico being held up in front of a disco ball, stage, and speaker system.
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Kristin @kreestin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
😃 Fire Emblem let me cover up my female character’s body 😔 Her toes are out no matter what
The character creator for Fire Emblem: Fortune’s Weave. A female character is wearing body armor but her shoes have her toes sticking out. There’s no way it’s OSHA compliant.
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Kristin @kreestin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If I see anyone loving 007 First Light but shitting on Wolverine I’m gonna write them a strongly worded letter.
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Kristin @kreestin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I can’t get over the concept of Q from Survivor existing in the same space as Kristin Chenoweth. The Traitors is my Fortnite.
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Kristin @kreestin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I really hate review culture. I like reading reviews after I’ve already consumed a thing to see how my feelings align with others’, but there’s this large section of people who won’t try something for themselves and then just parrot whatever the trend of early reviews was. Shut uuuuup
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Kristin @kreestin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It’s been a little while since I’ve gotten to flex my ability to break every game. Thank you, Wolverine.
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Call Me By Your Game @callmebyyourgame.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Luke, a gentleman never ruins a podcast! co-op Ep.72 is out on now as Conner chats with his assistants @gmorlang.bsky.social, @kreestin.bsky.social, and Jeremy Schmidt about Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box (2009). youtu.be/JGIIKYJ_qOc?...
youtu.be
Best Puzzles Ever? Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box rules
YouTube video by Call Me By Your Game
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Kristin @kreestin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
At first, I was truly gobsmacked by how hard the Seattle area rides for Macklemore. His niche singles come up at karaoke and EVERYONE knows all the words. It’s crazy. I get it now! What a dude!
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Kristin @kreestin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I got super hyped at the final moment in 007 First Light, only to roll credits and have the “skip credits” simply hide the credits and leave me on a black screen while they roll, and I think that in itself describes my feelings about the game as a whole.
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Erin Returns From The Grave 🦇🖤🦇 @woodaba.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
OBJECTIVELY the funniest screenshot in any nintendo direct im dying
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Kristin @kreestin.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
peak fairweather Nintendo fan behavior to be wound up about the new look of a game where half of the characters originally looked like this
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 08/09/2026
mom the devs are getting AI psychosis can you pick me up from the website
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La Femme Vegeta @graveyardslug.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
why isnt she in FF Resonance
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Conner McCabe @connermccabe.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Introducing “Send in the Clown”! Check out this indie comedy RPG that I co-wrote, showing at @themix.bsky.social Indies Showcase tonight in Seattle! Wishlist today to be a good little clown. store.steampowered.com/app/3766220/...
store.steampowered.com
Send In The Clown on Steam
A bite-sized birthday catastrophe clown comedy role-playing experience – with minigames!
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˖˚ʚわかɞ˚˖ @skaspec.yuri.agency · 28/07/2026
cannot stop thinking about this spongebob storyboard panel
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Kristin @kreestin.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
how can I best explain the concept of a gout flare-up to a cat who wants to play chase?
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Kristin @kreestin.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I’m adopting this approach to life.
A picture of a Nintendo 3DS playing the game The World Ends With You.

On the top screen, there is a character having their thoughts read, and they are as follows:

“Ehh, whatever.
Why do today what can wait till tomorrow?
Why do tomorrow what l can deal with two days from now?
My problem-free life rocks so hard.”
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Kristin @kreestin.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The amount of Lyft drivers I’ve had in the past two weeks who have been actively picking their nose is more than 1!!! 😭
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riley 🐇☄️ @smudgebap.com · 01/03/2026
kingdom hearts 4 if nomura locks in
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GameCroix @gamecroix.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Everyone talking about scary new Heartless, keyblades, and LORE but NOBODY talking about how the Queen has returned. Shaking my smh
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Kristin @kreestin.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
My PTO reserves are about to be devastated next year with both FF7 and KH4 coming out.
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Kristin @kreestin.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
24 hours ago I sort of knew one YOASOBI song, and now I am a certified weeb & I need a light stick immediately. They ruled.
The stage at a concert for the band YOASOBI
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Kristin @kreestin.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Twitch automatically ordered everyone poop for dinner!
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Kristin @kreestin.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Being in tech right now feels like everyone around you got convinced that eating poop is really good for you, so now they all treat you like you’re crazy for not thinking that eating poop is good for you, and also if you don’t eat the poop you’re putting your career at risk.
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Kristin @kreestin.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Life Is Strange: Reunion is on sale. Do I do it? Do I stick my finger in the proverbial light socket yet again and hope for a different result?
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twonny @twonny.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
kimchi fried rice special ingredient guest local kimchi brand halmoni kimchi hell yeah been a min since I last cooked #twoncooks
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Kristin @kreestin.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Straight from an email Best Buy sent me titled "9 inspiring dorm room upgrades," I present: ugly poo-poo brown beanbag.
A screenshot from an email with a blue background and yellow font (Best Buy's color scheme).

It says:
"9 move-in
ready ideas.

Get your student situated with help from Best Buy. Shop with
your Card for 18 month financing¹ or rewards."

Then there is a picture of a plain brown beanbag.

The text continues:
"

    1. Lounge around.


Hang out, read or take a quick nap in this beanbag chair.

Majestic Home – Bean Bag"
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Kristin @kreestin.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
being a clumsy-ass bitch means sometimes dumping bits of salmon from your onigiri right into your shirt pocket
An open shirt pocket being held open with salmon bits inside it
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kelsey lewin @kelslewin.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
hello pink gorilla arizona coming soon
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Kristin @kreestin.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I’m glad my non-lesbian friends still get the opportunity to live through the sapphic dating experience.
Discord text that says:

oh my god i just learned I haven't been on any dates in moonlight peaks because I'm supposed to ask them aghhhhh
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Kristin @kreestin.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
My local grocery store is trying to give me the diarrhea parasite!
An ad for a free pint of Organic Blueberries valid July 15-21, 2026
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twonny @twonny.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
here's what you could do play old shit call up some friends to hit up a water park learn karate (these are all things i am doing right now and its great)
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Kristin @kreestin.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
…oh
A picture of the screen at the beginning of the game Dragon Quest III 2D-HD Remake

It reads: “Kreewi… It seems you are something of a narcissist…”
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Shane O'Neal (FauxRetro) @fauxretro.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Do you think Olivia Wilde knows her likeness is in Kingdom Hearts
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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
interdimensional creature of chaos and destruction gives up being evil after seeing a kitten pspspspsps
painting of a white cat on top of the roof looking at a cosmic creature with one eye, many teeth, tentacles reaching out with comically well-manicured nails to pet the cat
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Kristin @kreestin.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
what I’m listening to in the office at my desk job
A “now playing screen” with album art for the Sega Genesis game Earthworm Jim. The full title of the song is scrolling past but the name of the track is “Buttville”
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Kristin @kreestin.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
The internet has made me aware of how many people buy fast food and then plate it. And not like, Chinese takeout or something meant to be divvied out, but just straight up dumping fries and nuggets onto a real plate? A plate you have to wash??? But why?!?
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Kristin @kreestin.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I still have a lot of organizing to do, but I'm pretty happy with how my hobby room is coming along so far.
A room with several shelving units. 

- The leftmost one is full of various crap and needs to be organized still
- The center one has retro game consoles in the shelves, and a CD player & Spongebob CRT TV on top
- The rightmost one has various video games and video game decorations & plushies

There are 3 legendary bird skateboard decks mounted on the wall, as well as a poster for the game ToeJam & Earl
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Kristin @kreestin.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The guy who insists on telling you how mid he thinks In N Out is is equally as insufferable as the person who tells a newcomer that they have to order animal style.
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Kristin @kreestin.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I’ve watched approximately 12 minutes of World Cup gameplay and have heard Messi’s name about 300 times.
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Kristin @kreestin.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Got my new place set up with a section of lil guys from @guilhernunes.bsky.social’s print shop. I love them.
A wall with 6 framed prints of artwork hanging on it
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Kristin @kreestin.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
crab rangaragorn
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Kristin @kreestin.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
oh, well… looks like 2028 is the year I finally play Rogue Galaxy
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