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Krayon Prince

@krayonprince.bsky.social
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he/him/his Wargaming, Star Wars stage combat, doing the Will of Chaos.

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Krayon Prince @krayonprince.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
China's like "man, we were expecting to have to fight you for global hegemony, awfully considerate of you to belly flop into the dustbin of history."
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Krayon Prince @krayonprince.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
He said that, did he? We'll see about that.
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Krayon Prince @krayonprince.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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More Meme Star Wars Meme
ALT: More Meme Star Wars Meme
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Krayon Prince @krayonprince.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
You can't be good at anything without first being shitty at it.
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Unicorns Happen @silvy777.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
From @sarahkendzior.bsky.social: "Your advice to build community & be kind is perhaps more powerful than you realize: our morality & empathy are their final targets. We must guard them within ourselves & encourage them in others." ❤️
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Krayon Prince @krayonprince.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
This is what I imagine religious rapture must feel like.
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Krayon Prince @krayonprince.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
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Krayon Prince @krayonprince.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I think I've felt something akin to this in a mosh pit.
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Krayon Prince @krayonprince.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Trump is "almost done" with his Iran deal the way I spent the whole semester "almost done" with my paper in Freshman World Lit.
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Krayon Prince @krayonprince.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Imagine trying to explain this to your 2016 self.
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Krayon Prince @krayonprince.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I'd like someone in the press to demand that he explain how this is different from what he said 2, 4, and/or 6 weeks ago.
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Krayon Prince @krayonprince.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
There's a thin line between drinking game and themed medical emergency.
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Krayon Prince @krayonprince.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Why pay the token costs? I assure you, I can fuck up a shoulder seam organically.
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Krayon Prince @krayonprince.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Fresh from inventing new and worse alternatives to trains, Silicon Valley is now innovating new ways to fuck up sports jerseys.
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Krayon Prince @krayonprince.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Maybe Lorgar, in all seriousness. Or Alpharius.
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Krayon Prince @krayonprince.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
"Look, if it was that important to you that your penis remain functional you should have specified that. You had ample time to suggest revisions to the contract."
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Krayon Prince @krayonprince.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Each of these biscuits is minted to the Ethereum blockchain where guests can purchase them to commemorate their visit.
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Krayon Prince @krayonprince.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
What the hell does that even mean? Is anyone demanding that he explain?
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Krayon Prince @krayonprince.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I dunno, most of L Ron Hubbard's kids did end up hating his guts.
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Krayon Prince @krayonprince.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
After much fasting and meditative prayer, the Ecclesiarchy is forced to admit that the Emperor's purchase of dozens of "bored apes" as part of something called a "yacht" may forever remain a divinely appointed mystery.
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Krayon Prince @krayonprince.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
He spent human history trying to influence it from the shadows, but wasn't very good at it and consistently overestimated his own ability to steer events by himself.
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Krayon Prince @krayonprince.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
In Warhammer lore, there is a malign alien intelligence dormant on Mars, which makes Dianetics technically true in this universe and leads to the conclusion that the Emperor was L Ron Hubbard. In this essay I will...
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Krayon Prince @krayonprince.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I much prefer the funnier versions of these theories. E was Alexander the Great is boring. E losing his first great fortune after investing heavily in shitty copper and refusing to discuss the details is hilarious.
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Krayon Prince @krayonprince.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Also a thing in Fahrenheit 451, the protag's wife wants to add another wallscreen to the house. Honestly parts of that book map so well to information age media culture its spooky.
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Krayon Prince @krayonprince.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
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More Kylo Ren
ALT: More Kylo Ren
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Harvard College Class Day 2026 featured speaker Ronny Chieng: Fuck AI
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Krayon Prince @krayonprince.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
As terrible a person as he is, you have to admit, the man can Post.
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 26/05/2026
People don't long for "inconvenience." They long for permanence. And though streaming services may be convenient, people are waking up to the fact that we are paying rent-seeking middle men month after month for things we will never actually own.
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Krayon Prince @krayonprince.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
This. I am 15 years older than ICE, and by the Gods I will live to see it buried at a crossroads, a stake through its heart.
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Bruno Dies @brunodias.dev · 25/05/2026
It's a machine that makes you stupid, but it's also a machine that makes you *insufferable* www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...
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Sycophantic AI decreases prosocial intentions and promotes dependence
Despite rising concerns about sycophancy—excessive agreement or flattery from artificial intelligence (AI) systems—little is known about its prevalence or consequences. We show that sycophancy is wide...
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Ol' Chef Dan @olchefdan.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Honestly, one of the funniest tweets I've ever seen.
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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
"Generally speaking, I think it takes a special kind of gall to assume that what a desperate world needs is your particular spin on giving up." organizingmythoughts.org/declining-in...
“We need more people highlighting solutions, practicing care, bracing for impacts together, and naming the openings we might push through—which is why the public broadcast of doom and despair deserves scrutiny right now. Pessimism is not foresight, and despair is not a synonym for political clarity. Not because people are obligated to be cheerful, but because resignation, transmitted as a factual conclusion, becomes an invitation to surrender.” - Kelly Hayes
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Jesspooka Kant 🎃 @jessdkant.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Still floored that they solved this problem by removing the search engine from itself rather than let people continue to opt out of using the chatbot feature.
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Krayon Prince @krayonprince.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
It's a foreign concept to modern franchises but, sometimes the story is just over. Sometimes it's done, and there's no more to tell.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
hard to exaggerate how heroic these men were. they likely saved dozens of children's lives. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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‘He sacrificed his life’: security guard killed in San Diego mosque attack hailed as hero
Security guard Amin Abdullah, Mansour Kaziha and Nadir Awad were killed in shooting at Islamic Center of San Diego
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Krayon Prince @krayonprince.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I saw that play out when I worked as a reference librarian. Exactly that scenario, history professor hired contingent on defending his dissertation. Dude ended up gone after it became known that he was putting on movies for his survey classes and sleeping through them. Never seen anything like it.
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Krayon Prince @krayonprince.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
A while back I encountered the term Cis+ for this sort of thing, if you've really mulled it over but concluded that you're comfortable with your assigned gender. I also often pick femme avatars, and I did do some soul-searching as a result, but came away still comfortablely masculine.
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Krayon Prince @krayonprince.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind, for it fucketh everything up. - The Orange Catholic Bible, probably
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Krayon Prince @krayonprince.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
It's giving "We added blockchain to our name and line went up"
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Krayon Prince @krayonprince.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
It's been a while since I read the Bible but the part where Jesus intentionally causes hundreds of thousands of people to starve just Isn't coming to mind.
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Krayon Prince @krayonprince.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
LFL gambling that the people who invariably Become Upset whenever there are girls in Star Wars might give Sigourney Weaver a pass as long as she doesn't do anything cool.
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Krayon Prince @krayonprince.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
It somewhat conflicts with their founder/martyr being an asshole professionally.
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Krayon Prince @krayonprince.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Cowards. Bring back the ability to deploy a literal Chimera full of monkeys.
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Krayon Prince @krayonprince.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Sure, everyone else who struck a malign pact with the Father of Lies ended up dragged screaming to hell, but not me. I'm built different.
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Krayon Prince @krayonprince.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Man, nothing says "golden age of America prosperity" like seeing grocery stores implement even more performative & punitive security gates. This one wasn't working so good, they had an employee stationed there directing people through an empty checkout aisle.
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Krayon Prince @krayonprince.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
It sure as shit couldn't hurt. Anyone other than these idiots would be an improvement.
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Ryan Broderick @ryanhatesthis.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I finally got one of those accounts that just spams X with shitty shortform videos to talk to me about why they do it. www.garbageday.email/p/everything...
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Krayon Prince @krayonprince.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Better late than never, but I reserve the right to smack you upside the head once for being such a dumbass.
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Krayon Prince @krayonprince.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
It was very definitely weird. It's weird every time he does it.
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Krayon Prince @krayonprince.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
It is generally considered tacky to sell your own vintage socks, on the marketplace you hope to buy, to raise capital for the offer you've already made.
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