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Ken Ranos

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ELCA Pastor, Husband and Father. Blackhawks fan, Dungeon Master, student of liberation theology. 🌉 bridged from ⁂ mastodon.online/@kranos86, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Ken Ranos @kranos86.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 5h
Better late than never, I guess. But it still took any appropriate leadership in the #EvangelicalLutheranChurchinAmerica a /week/ to address the wildly immoral choice to stage a public execution, and only released a statement after it had been cancelled […]
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Ken Ranos @kranos86.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
Super disappointed that there's not been an official peep from the #EvangelicalLutheranChurchinAmerica, Presiding Bishop Yehiel Curry, the Northern Texas -- North Louisana Synod of the #ELCA, or Bishop Erik Gronberg about the plans to execute Nidal Hasan. ELCA social teaching is clear that […]
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Ken Ranos @kranos86.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
Remember: unions and strikes are the nonviolent alternatives to beating the shit out of scumbag capitalists and burning their properties to the ground. Ignore the alternatives, and the OGs return. #wotc #hasbro #dnd #unionstrong
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Ken Ranos @kranos86.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026
I really miss Internet forums. Years of information are already being locked behind services like Discord; I'm not looking forward to it all being lost because Discord goes under or changes policies again. Also, Discord still sucks for having organized conversations. Even the most basic forum […]
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Ken Ranos @kranos86.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026
I'm just... not interested in #DnD following the #MagictheGathering trend of haphazardly dragging in every popular IP it can and declaring, "This is part of us now!" Both D&D and MtG really shine in their own original settings. To be clear, I like games like Star Wars RPG (especially the Saga […]
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Ken Ranos @kranos86.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
@Mastodon Yikes, this new layout is atrocious. My two options are 1) a single column that's much to thin, leaving huge amounts of empty space on my screen; or 2) /multiple/ columns that are even /thinner/, making feeds a chore to read. #Mastodon
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Ken Ranos @kranos86.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
Five hundred and six. 506. Over five hundred United States citizens illegally detained by #ICE. Over five hundred /confirmed/ detentions (the actual number is higher) Over five hundred instances in which ICE and #DHS deny any wrongdoing even in the face of the facts. #FuckICE and this […]
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Ken Ranos @kranos86.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
It's hard to take our "pastor shortage" seriously when we have congregations in our church with /eight/ pastors. Rich congregations hoard the resources others need. I still maintain that almost no congregation needs more than one pastor. More than one leader, yes, but unless a congregation is […]
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Ken Ranos @kranos86.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
It still boggles my mind that five hundred years after the Reformation refuted the argument, there are still bishops in the Roman Catholic Church that insist on withholding the blood of Christ from the people of God. As if Christ didn't tell his disciples, “Drink from it, all of you," when he […]
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Ken Ranos @kranos86.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026
Oh, right, today's Bisexual+ Visibility Day. Hello there. I'm bi and visible. You should be too. We have the best colors and flag. Cuff your jeans, wear jean jackets, eat lemon bars, get out your finger-guns, sit awkwardly in chairs under pink, blue and […] [Original post on mastodon.online]
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Ken Ranos @kranos86.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026
That loudmouth conservative Christians can be okay with Jesus Christ being depicted incarnated as an animal, but /only/ if that animal has a penis, is disturbing. Y'all see that, don't you? Your penis obsession is a little too on the nose. (Also, as far as we know, Aslan in the new adaptation […]
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Ken Ranos @kranos86.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026
Today I commemorate Saint Mychal Judge, O.F.M., "Victim 0001" of the 11 September 2001 attack, FDNY chaplain, friend to those who are poor, lover of the LGBTQ+ community, caregiver to those with AIDS, lover of God. Icon written by Brother Robert Lentz, O.F.M […] [Original post on mastodon.online]
Icon of Father Mychal Judge. Judge is dressed in a Franciscan habit holding a FDNY Chaplain helmet under his arm.
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Ken Ranos @kranos86.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026
Sharing this reflection on this day is my annual tradition. Every time you see one, thank a #firefighter or #EMT. They are the bravest people I know. ecumenicallife.com/2018/09/11/heroes #911anniversary #911attacks #911 #heroes
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Photo Credit: Bill Friedrich. _This post originally appeared on Facebook._ This is a photo of my Dad, taken in 2010. He’s retired now after serving over three decades with the Chicago Fire Department. Both of his brothers, and their father before them, served with the CFD. It was their job, every day, to save lives. Even if it put their own in danger. I always think of them on this day. On this day, 17 years ago, 412 emergency response personnel died responding to the September 11 attacks. 343 of them were fighters (including one chaplain and two paramedics). While everyone else ran out of the buildings and away from the scenes, these men and women ran in. They helped an estimated 13,000-15,000 people evacuate, saving the lives of the evacuees at the cost of their own. My father remembers that day. He remembers the heightened state of security in downtown Chicago, because at the time nobody knew if there were other planes in the air with other targets. He remembers every one of his fellow firefighters waiting for the call that would summon them all to make the same sacrifice the NYFD made–a call that, thankfully, never came. I always think of my father, uncles, and grandfather on this day. But I don’t have the luxury of forgetting once this day is over. My cousins and I as kids always knew, instinctively, that our fathers one day might not come home. But we never asked them not to go. If they stayed home, people died. It’s literally that simple. No one asks my father to walk out onto the field at sporting events. No one puts his face on the Jumbotron and asks a crowd to pay their proper respect with wild cheering. No one offers him a discount at stores. No one stops him on the street or in restaurants to thank him for his service. And still he served, for three decades, saving lives. I am the son, the nephew, and the grandson of firefighters–people who did not hesitate to look Death in the face, who stole people right out of Death’s hands, who understood the full and terrible meaning of the word sacrifice, who had more courage than I have ever known. Not a single day goes by that I’m not struck by just how incredible they were–and still are, even though they’re all retired and are nowhere near perfect (sorry guys). I don’t know how many people’s lives they directly saved–I’ve never asked, and I wonder if they themselves know, if they even kept count. The next time you see a firefighter out on the street, or in a store, or eating at a restaurant, or at a community event: thank them. Thank them for the legacy of the 343 firefighters who died on this day 17 years ago. Thank them for their selflessness. Thank them for saving lives. They don’t work for the thanks, but they’ll appreciate it. And so will we: their children, their nieces and nephews, their grandchildren, and their great-grandchildren. * * * God of earth and air, water and fire, height and depth, we pray for those who work in danger, who rush in to bring hope and help and comfort when others flee to safety, whose mission is to seek and save, serve and protect, and whose presence embodies the protection of the Good Shepherd. Give them caution and concern for one another, so that in safety they may do what must be done, under your watchful eye. Support them in their courage and dedication that they may continue to save lives, ease pain, and mend the torn fabric of lives and social order; through Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen. –Prayer for Emergency Workers, Evangelical Lutheran Worship, p. 85. * * * _Featured Image:“CFDoor” by Eric Allix Rogers is licensed under CC BY-NC-ND 2.0. _ _This is a photo of the door of the firehouse in the neighborhood I grew up in. The red and green lights flanking the door come from the maritime tradition and appear on most Chicago firehouses and apparatus._ ### Rate this: ### Share this: * Share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook * Share on X (Opens in new window) X * Email a link to a friend (Opens in new window) Email * Print (Opens in new window) Print * More * * Share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window) LinkedIn * Share on Pinterest (Opens in new window) Pinterest * Share on Reddit (Opens in new window) Reddit * Share on Tumblr (Opens in new window) Tumblr * Share on Telegram (Opens in new window) Telegram * Share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window) WhatsApp * Like Loading... ### _Related_
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Ken Ranos @kranos86.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026
The proper viewing order of all nine #StarWars movies plus #RogueOne is: 1. IV 2. V 3. VI 4. I 5. II 6. III 7. R1 8. IV 9. V 10. VI This is my word, and, as such, is beyond contestation.
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Ken Ranos @kranos86.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026
About how I feel every session. Especially flirting with the homies and forgetting the rest of the world exists. And those fucking doors. (Graphics from D&D Facebook page) #DungeonsAndDragons #DnD
THE PARTY BE LIKE
“I REALLY NEEDED THIS”
AND IT'S JUST ROLLING DICE AND
FORGETTING THE OUTSIDE WORLD EXISTS
THE PARTY BE LIKE
"I REALLY NEEDED THIS"
AND IT'S JUST A NIGHT OF
FLIRTING WITH THE HOMIESTHE PARTY BE LIKE
"I REALLY NEEDED THIS"
AND IT'S JUST GETTING TOGETHER
AFTER MONTHS OF SCHEDULINGTHE PARTY BE LIKE
"I REALLY NEEDED THIS"
AND IT'S JUST SPENDING AN HOUR
TRYING TO OPEN A NORMAL DOOR
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Ken Ranos @kranos86.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026
I feel like #OldLutheran gets me. oldlutheran.com/collections/new-arr…
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Ken Ranos @kranos86.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 05/09/2026
Why oppose ICE if they are just enforcing the law? 1. ICE is not just targeting undocumented persons. They are assaulting and murdering legal immigrants and citizens. It's /very/ likely they'll do so again. 2. The brutal methods used by ICE are inhumane for a civil offense. 3. Even /if/ ICE […]
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Ken Ranos @kranos86.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 04/09/2026
For something completely different: It's been almost twenty years since I read the #StarWars #RepublicCommando series by #KarenTraviss, back when they were first published. I was completely absorbed the first time, and this time is no different. I love the […] [Original post on mastodon.online]
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Ken Ranos @kranos86.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 03/09/2026
If the choice is between handing over a person to authorities, knowing they will be abused, tortured, and possibly killed by those authorities without due process; or opposing those authorities and thereby saving the person's life; then my conscience dictates that I act to save the person's life […]
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Ken Ranos @kranos86.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 28/08/2026
Now #KingHarald of Norway and #KingOyo of Uganda die on the same day? Get yourself together, Death!
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Ken Ranos @kranos86.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 28/08/2026
No one in my family is excited by the #LunarEclipse . This makes me sad.
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Ken Ranos @kranos86.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 27/08/2026
AND NOW #OPTIMUSPRIME???
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Ken Ranos @kranos86.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 27/08/2026
Dolly Parton, Tim Curry, and now #AmericanGladiators #Storm . #SaintMichael , can you do a wellness check on the angels of death and make sure they're okay? They're screwing up a lot lately.
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Ken Ranos @kranos86.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 26/08/2026
I don't blame #TimCurry , I don't want to live in a world without #DollyParton either.
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Ken Ranos @kranos86.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 20/08/2026
The United States Department of Homeland Security sent undercover agents to spy on community gatherings at two congregations of the Evangelical Lutheran Church in America: Prince of Peace Lutheran Church in Minneapolis, Minnesota, February 2026; and Zion Lutheran Church in Ann Arbor, Michigan […]
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Ken Ranos @kranos86.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 13/08/2026
Israeli settlers in the West Bank (not just in Qusra) are terrorists. Always have been. When Mike-fucking-Huckabee, President Trump's Ambassador to Israel and proud Christian Zionist, of all people agrees, wake up […]
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Ken Ranos @kranos86.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 13/08/2026
Oh Goddamnit #XMen97 .
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Ken Ranos @kranos86.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 12/08/2026
Revised Common Lectionary preachers get to have fun this Sunday dealing with Jesus calling a Canaanite woman a dog and refusing to heal her daughter. Preaching's a lot harder when Jesus is a dick. #WWJD #RCL #Matthew15 #Christianity #Lutheran
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Ken Ranos @kranos86.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 11/08/2026
"Sen. Bill Cassidy, the Republican chair of the Senate health committee, slammed the executive order in a social media post, saying vaccines are safe and do not cause autism.” Vaccines are safe, effective, and do not cause autism. Neither Trump nor parents know better. Vaccinate your children […]
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Ken Ranos @kranos86.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 11/08/2026
The festival of Lawrence, Deacon and Martyr (258) will always be one of my favorites; partly because Lawrence reminds us what the church's true treasure is (those who are poor and oppressed), partly because of the legends of his humor ("Turn me over, I'm done […] [Original post on mastodon.online]
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Ken Ranos @kranos86.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 30/07/2026
Have I mentioned recently how much I love that X-Men '97 let Kurt Wagner be an ordained Roman Catholic priest again, and how much I love Nightcrawler as a character? #xmen #xmen97 #nightcrawler #Christianity #Catholicism
X-Men '97 character Nightcrawler (Kurt Wagner) in his X-Corp uniform and Catholic clerical collar stands in a snowstorm.
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Ken Ranos @kranos86.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 07/07/2026
Day 1 of the ELCA Rostered Ministers Gathering is behind, Day 2 is ahead. Last night began with worship over which the Reverend Yehiel Curry, Presiding Bishop of the ELCA, presided; and at which the Reverend Canon Stephanie Spellers, Episcopal priest […] [Original post on mastodon.online]
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Ken Ranos @kranos86.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 02/07/2026
The Protestant world warmly (re-)welcomes the Society of Saint Pius X (back) to our little corner of the church (again). #church #Catholic #SSPX #ProtestantismAhoy
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Ken Ranos @kranos86.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 23/06/2026
Well this is utter bullshittery. religionnews.com/2026/06/19/which-b…
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Which Bible passages are in Texas’ proposed student reading list? Here’s what the sections reveal.
(RNS) — The chosen readings, to be voted on by the State Board of Education, draw heavily from Christian perspectives.
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Ken Ranos @kranos86.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 02/06/2026
Governor Braun of Indiana declaring June Straight "Nuclear Family" Month is one of the reasons Pride is still necessary. #PRIDE #Indiana
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Ken Ranos @kranos86.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 18/05/2026
I was asked to prepare a reading and prayer for the tenth monthly interfaith prayer vigil outside the Miami Correctional Facility near Bunker Hill, IN. Unfortunately, bad weather cancelled the vigil. Here is what I planned to say. ecumenicallife.com/2026/05/18/consi…
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_The following remarks were prepared for the tenth monthly interfaith prayer vigil held outside the Miami Correctional Facility near Bunker Hill, Indiana, a state prison currently housing men kidnapped by United States Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents, and whereone ICE detainee has already died. Clergy from the Indiana-Kentucky Synod of the Evangelical Lutheran Church in America under the leadership of the Reverend Timothy Graham, Bishop, were tasked with organizing this month’s vigil. Unfortunately, the vigil was cancelled due to severe thunderstorms, torrential rain, and dangerously high winds at the facility._ My name is Ken Ranos, an ordained minister of Word and Sacrament in the Evangelical Lutheran Church in America, and it is my pleasure to serve that part of the body of Christ that is Bethlehem Evangelical Lutheran Church in Indianapolis as their pastor. I am here to amplify the voices that racist, cisgender, white, Christian men too often ignore or discredit unless they hear from one of their own, to ensure those voices are not silenced. I am also here because I cannot claim to love the immigrant members of my own family and **not** use my position and voice to work for their safety when they are threatened, especially as other family members celebrate those threats. A reading from Psalm 94: **O LORD, avenging God, O God of vengeance, show yourself. Rise up, O Judge of the world; give to the arrogant their just deserts. How long shall the wicked, O LORD, how long shall the wicked triumph? They bluster in their insolence; all evildoers are full of boasting. They crush your people, O LORD, and afflict your very own. They kill the widow and the foreigner and put the orphans to death. And they say, “The LORD does not see, the God of Jacob takes no notice.” Consider well, you most brutish people; You fools, when will you be wise? Does the one who planted the ear not hear? Does the one who formed the eye not see? Does the one who disciplines the nations not punish? Does the one who teaches all humankind lack knowledge? The LORD knows our human thoughts; how like a puff of wind they are. Happy are they whom you discipline, O LORD, those whom you teach from your law; you give them rest in evil days, until a pit is dug for the wicked. For you will not abandon your people, nor will you forsake your very own. For judgment will again be just, and all the upright of heart will follow it.**_-Psalm 94:1-15, Evangelical Lutheran Worship_ Let us pray. Stir up your power, O Lord, and come. Hear the cries of those unjustly imprisoned behind us, who call out, “Freedom! Freedom! and find no one is listening. See the pain of those incarcerated for the color of their skin and the language they speak, who yearn for safety and are denied. Hear, see, answer, and deliver justice too-long delayed. Rise up, O Judge of the world. Tear down the walls of stone and steel that confine them. Rip apart the chain link fences that keep them from their families and their communities. Flatten the troubled and perilous social landscape that endangers them and guide them along safe paths. Give them rest in evil days. God who disciplines the nations, scatter the proud in their conceit, and cast down from their thrones the mighty who have created and fed this injustice. Put repentance in their hearts, that they may turn away from evil and toward love of neighbor. Remind them that “just following orders” is not and never has been a moral justification for heinous acts, and that their freewill participation does not go unnoticed. Finally, Teacher of all humankind, continue to raise up communities of faith with courage to confront injustice no matter the cost, no matter the price. Fill us gathered here with your Spirit, compel us to action, inspire us with wisdom, protect us in danger, and reunite us with those we have lost to the injustice happening behind us. For you will not abandon your people, nor will you forsake your very own. Amen. ### Rate this: ### Share this: * Share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook * Share on X (Opens in new window) X * Email a link to a friend (Opens in new window) Email * Print (Opens in new window) Print * More * * Share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window) LinkedIn * Share on Pinterest (Opens in new window) Pinterest * Share on Reddit (Opens in new window) Reddit * Share on Tumblr (Opens in new window) Tumblr * Share on Telegram (Opens in new window) Telegram * Share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window) WhatsApp * Like Loading... ### _Related_
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Ken Ranos @kranos86.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 05/05/2026
If today is election day for you, VOTE. Even if you don't know candidates well, it takes just a few minutes to at least see their platforms. There's no excuse not to vote. Go!
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Ken Ranos @kranos86.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 11/04/2026
I didn't expect watching the live feed of Integrity splashing down with my son would be as emotional as it was. It brought back memories of the Space Shuttle as a kid and the (sadly mistaken) belief that we were finally on a wagon train to the stars, led by heroes of science for the benefit of […]
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Ken Ranos @kranos86.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 28/02/2026
I'm tired of waking up and learning our nation has started yet another illegal war.
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Ken Ranos @kranos86.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 19/02/2026
I continue to be disgusted by own government's white supremacist and racist policies. www.globalrefuge.org/news/global-re…
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My favourite piece of internet today is the theory that Jesus was actually a type of yeast. Turns water into wine Floats on water Makes bread for 5000 people Put in a cave for 3 days and lo - he has risen! Jesus was a sourdough starter. Also this would imply: We should be calling him 'Mother' […]
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Ken Ranos @kranos86.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 19/02/2026
If we want Lent to be treated with the same respect as Ramadan, maybe we should start taking Lent more seriously. #Lent #ChurchLife
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Ken Ranos @kranos86.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 10/02/2026
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Ken Ranos @kranos86.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 09/02/2026
Today is the twelfth anniversary of my ordination to the ministry of Word and Sacrament in the one, holy, catholic, and apostolic church of Christ through the Evangelical Lutheran Church in America. Every year I learn something new. Including how to reliably spell "twelfth" correctly. #Church […]
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Ken Ranos @kranos86.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 28/01/2026
"America pursued a selfish and foolhardy tariff policy until it, together with other imbecilities in international life, contributed to the ruin of prosperity in the whole world." - Reinhold Niebuhr, "Moral Man and Immoral Society: A Study in Ethics and Politics", 1932. How history doth repeat […]
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Ken Ranos @kranos86.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 22/01/2026
ICE agents have raided Downey Memorial Christian Church, St. Adelaide, and Our Lady of Lourdes, CA; Christ Fellowship WA; Central UMC, and a Baptist church, NC; Iglesia Fuente de Vida, GA; and others. So forgive me if I don't clutch my pearls that peaceful protestors disrupted a worship service […]
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Ken Ranos @kranos86.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 17/01/2026
Commemorating the saints isn't just about the famous, ultra-holy Christians in history. It's also about our ancestors who in some way shaped us, either directly, or indirectly through their shaping of others, even if only a few people remember them. Today I commemorate my great-grandmother […]
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Ken Ranos @kranos86.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 16/01/2026
Not every opinion is equal in the church. Advocating for the invasion of any nation, including an allied nation is not an acceptable opinion. If you believe what Trump is threatening to Greenland is right, your place in the Christian Church, the Lutheran Church, is the confessional booth. You […]
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Ken Ranos @kranos86.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 16/01/2026
To comply with unjust laws that violate one's conscience is neither a Biblical nor a Christian virtue. Resistance against injustice is holy.
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Ken Ranos @kranos86.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 12/01/2026
Therapist: "And how do we deal with our sad feelings?" Me: "Create a new character with an exaggerated tragic backstory to work through my own difficulties in game?" Therapist: *squeezing the bridge of their nose* "... no." #D&D #DungeonsAndDragons
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