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Ken Ranos

@kranos86.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy
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ELCA Pastor, Husband and Father. Blackhawks fan, Dungeon Master, student of liberation theology. 🌉 bridged from ⁂ mastodon.online/@kranos86, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Ken Ranos @kranos86.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026
Oh, right, today's Bisexual+ Visibility Day. Hello there. I'm bi and visible. You should be too. We have the best colors and flag. Cuff your jeans, wear jean jackets, eat lemon bars, get out your finger-guns, sit awkwardly in chairs under pink, blue and […] [Original post on mastodon.online]
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Ken Ranos @kranos86.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026
Today I commemorate Saint Mychal Judge, O.F.M., "Victim 0001" of the 11 September 2001 attack, FDNY chaplain, friend to those who are poor, lover of the LGBTQ+ community, caregiver to those with AIDS, lover of God. Icon written by Brother Robert Lentz, O.F.M […] [Original post on mastodon.online]
Icon of Father Mychal Judge. Judge is dressed in a Franciscan habit holding a FDNY Chaplain helmet under his arm.
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Ken Ranos @kranos86.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026
About how I feel every session. Especially flirting with the homies and forgetting the rest of the world exists. And those fucking doors. (Graphics from D&D Facebook page) #DungeonsAndDragons #DnD
THE PARTY BE LIKE
“I REALLY NEEDED THIS”
AND IT'S JUST ROLLING DICE AND
FORGETTING THE OUTSIDE WORLD EXISTS
THE PARTY BE LIKE
"I REALLY NEEDED THIS"
AND IT'S JUST A NIGHT OF
FLIRTING WITH THE HOMIESTHE PARTY BE LIKE
"I REALLY NEEDED THIS"
AND IT'S JUST GETTING TOGETHER
AFTER MONTHS OF SCHEDULINGTHE PARTY BE LIKE
"I REALLY NEEDED THIS"
AND IT'S JUST SPENDING AN HOUR
TRYING TO OPEN A NORMAL DOOR
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Ken Ranos @kranos86.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026
I feel like #OldLutheran gets me. oldlutheran.com/collections/new-arr…
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Ken Ranos @kranos86.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 04/09/2026
For something completely different: It's been almost twenty years since I read the #StarWars #RepublicCommando series by #KarenTraviss, back when they were first published. I was completely absorbed the first time, and this time is no different. I love the […] [Original post on mastodon.online]
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Ken Ranos @kranos86.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 28/08/2026
Now #KingHarald of Norway and #KingOyo of Uganda die on the same day? Get yourself together, Death!
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Ken Ranos @kranos86.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 11/08/2026
The festival of Lawrence, Deacon and Martyr (258) will always be one of my favorites; partly because Lawrence reminds us what the church's true treasure is (those who are poor and oppressed), partly because of the legends of his humor ("Turn me over, I'm done […] [Original post on mastodon.online]
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Ken Ranos @kranos86.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 30/07/2026
Have I mentioned recently how much I love that X-Men '97 let Kurt Wagner be an ordained Roman Catholic priest again, and how much I love Nightcrawler as a character? #xmen #xmen97 #nightcrawler #Christianity #Catholicism
X-Men '97 character Nightcrawler (Kurt Wagner) in his X-Corp uniform and Catholic clerical collar stands in a snowstorm.
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Ken Ranos @kranos86.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 07/07/2026
Day 1 of the ELCA Rostered Ministers Gathering is behind, Day 2 is ahead. Last night began with worship over which the Reverend Yehiel Curry, Presiding Bishop of the ELCA, presided; and at which the Reverend Canon Stephanie Spellers, Episcopal priest […] [Original post on mastodon.online]
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Ken Ranos @kranos86.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 05/05/2026
If today is election day for you, VOTE. Even if you don't know candidates well, it takes just a few minutes to at least see their platforms. There's no excuse not to vote. Go!
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Ken Ranos @kranos86.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 19/02/2026
I continue to be disgusted by own government's white supremacist and racist policies. www.globalrefuge.org/news/global-re…
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Ken Ranos @kranos86.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 10/02/2026
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Ken Ranos @kranos86.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 07/01/2026
My son helped me with "chalking the door" this year, a tradition on the Epiphany of Our Lord. From medieval times, Christians all around the world on the Epiphany bless their homes by writing "CMB" and the year on their doors in chalk. The letters can stand […] [Original post on mastodon.online]
Written on a door in chalk: "20 + CMB + 26".
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Ken Ranos @kranos86.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 05/01/2026
#churchwork
Top image: a bus crossing train tracks, with the caption: "A fresh start in a new year".
Bottom image: a train smashing into the bus, with the caption, "My 'That's for after Christmas' list".
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Ken Ranos @kranos86.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 09/12/2025
In response to the Vatican once again declining to ordain women as deacons, an icon of Saint Phoebe asks, "Am I a joke to you?"
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Ken Ranos @kranos86.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 13/11/2025
Two memes. On top, Lucy from Peanuts with the face of John Thune holds a football for Charlie Brown and says, "Vote to reopen the government, I promise we'll vote on ACA subsidies in December." Below, Dennis Reynolds from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia with the face of Mike Johnson, sitting in car, laughs and says, "You dumb bitches."
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Ken Ranos @kranos86.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2025
I Was Never Violent

I called a girl fat at school every day.
I laughed at her waddling walk.
She took her own life before graduation.
But I was never violent.

My neighbor's old landscaper had brown skin.
I called ICE on him "just to be safe".
They took him and he died in a concentration camp.
But I was never violent.

I didn't believe in vaccines for kids.
I convinced my friend to take my side.
His daughter just died of measles last year.
But I was never violent.

I advocated for traditional marriage.
My state repealed marriage for gays.
A coworker died and his "spouse" will get nothing.
But I was never violent.

I said all abortion is murderous sin.
I cheered Roe v. Wade's demise.
An acquaintance miscarried and died of sepsis.
But I was never violent.

I said trans women were the devil himself.
They were pedos and rapists and more.
A mob beat a transgender woman to death.
But I was never violent.

I told my friends we whites were being replaced.
That our country was turning too black.
My son killed a classmate as he yelled, "Die n*gger!"
But I was never violent.

When I die and meet God at the big pearly gates,
and I'm asked what I did with my life,
I'll get down on my knees and thank Jesus himself
that I was never violent.
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Ken Ranos @kranos86.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2025
Just checking, we all still agree that this is the villain of the movie, right?
Meme of Lord Farquad from the movie Shrek saying, "Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make."
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Ken Ranos @kranos86.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 22/07/2025
Image of Lord Farquad from the movie Shrek. Caption: When churches are silent about oppression and genocide just so they don't piss off that one angry old dude: Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I am willing to make.
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Ken Ranos @kranos86.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 29/04/2025
I will die on this hill. You can pry my 4d6 from my cold dead hands.
Meme of Henry Cavill in an interview for Netflix's "The Witcher". He's asked, "Point buy, or standard array?" And Cavill answers, "4d6 drop lowest".
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Ken Ranos @kranos86.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 01/04/2025
A Henry Cavill interview meme. Question: "Who's best boy? R2-D2? K-9? WALL-E?" Response: "1812"
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Ken Ranos @kranos86.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 21/01/2025
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