Kraken @krakenlackin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It's Spooky Movie season and I'm marathoning a ton today! First was The Addams Family and now Addams Family Values. One of the rare instances of a sequel surpassing the original in every way. Debbie Jelinsky is an ICON. 120
Kraken @krakenlackin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This is the face of someone who had to babysit a neurotic cat that kept him up all night. There's not enough under eye cream in the world to fix me right now. 060
Kraken @krakenlackin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Let's help save this museum!!!!! youtube.com/shorts/4mq6s...youtube.comThey Want To Destroy Americas Oldest Natural History MuseumYouTube video by Miniminuteman 000
Kraken @krakenlackin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Giving tired fag dad energy on this Saturday morning coffee run. 150
Kraken @krakenlackin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Listen, we all got bills to pay, but if 80% of your content on my feed is just you reposting your own posts, then you get muted, unfollowed or blocked. 020
Kraken @krakenlackin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Listen, your slut boy has bills to pay so he's prepping to start his OF/JFF back up starting with this meetup. If you're thinking about doing the same (and want to sample this 5-star hole 😏), then hit up KC for more info. And if you have any advice on how I can make good content, DM ME PLS🙏🏼 010
Kraken @krakenlackin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Genuinely, how do y'all go about dating? I don't "go out" because I can't afford it and I don't drink anymore anyway. Are we all just hooking up through the apps until we happen to get lucky, or what? 000
Kraken @krakenlackin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It's been TWO. YEARS. since we all went down The Witches' Road together and I yearn for that simpler, more hopeful time again. Before the billionaire pedophile class hijacked democracy and set the country on fire.static.klipy.comAgatha Harkness Walks AwayALT: Agatha Harkness Walks Away 020
Kraken @krakenlackin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Boy howdy, it's so great to be wide awake since 2:30am, have a cat shit on your bedroom rug as you're getting dressed then get stopped by a train 5 minutes before you have to be at work. IT'S THE FREAKIN BEST. 🙃 3210
Reposted by KrakenStopherBates @fkaredotter.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Who else is dropping trow for Weiner Wednesday? 211158109
Kraken @krakenlackin.bsky.social · 03/09/20261) Historically, I have never thought much of myself, but the number of past hookups that message me saying things like, "I've never felt pussy that good. I can't stop thinking about it." Is significant, to say the least. I've got men I haven't fucked in years DMing me begging to feel it again. 2462
Kraken @krakenlackin.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Single guy problems: I miss "good morning" sex.static.klipy.comProfessor Utonium in Bed (Powerpuff Girls)ALT: Professor Utonium in Bed (Powerpuff Girls) 040
Kraken @krakenlackin.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Quote post with the oldest nude in your camera roll. When I was but a wee 20 years old. Taken with my first camera phone 😆. 180
Kraken @krakenlackin.bsky.social · 26/08/2026An astounding number of people I know have taken up the pup lifestyle just over the last 5 or 6 years and the analytical part of my brain wonders if there's a correlation between the uptick in people wearing pup hoods and the end of masking requirements post-covid. 🤔 Or I'm just stupid. IDK. 021
Kraken @krakenlackin.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Extremely me. Direct oral injection or not at all. 😂 020
Kraken @krakenlackin.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I can't be the only person who has to immediately stop the video the second I see a "gooner face," right? I'm sorry, but y'all look goofy AF. I came here for the gay sex, not a bad comedy routine. 😆 170
Kraken @krakenlackin.bsky.social · 18/08/2026if you see this, we implore you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation 030
Reposted by KrakenGeoffrey @thegeoffey.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Paxton protects pedos #PaxtonProtectsPedos 0112
Reposted by KrakenThee Stallion 🐎 @ughhh-its-joe.bsky.social · 05/08/2026abdul was outspent 11-1 on this campaign—with over 30 mil coming from aipac. most expensive senate primary ever against an incumbent in a country where money has proven decisive in elections. legacy media is going to tell you this wasn’t significant, but all the facts say otherwise! 👊🏾 0399
Kraken @krakenlackin.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, DC, Disney, or Ghibli.static.klipy.comIt’s A Scream Baby StuALT: It’s A Scream Baby Stu 030
Kraken @krakenlackin.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Maybe TF he is, but the rest of us have suffered enough. 010
Kraken @krakenlackin.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Without saying your age, post your favorite film that released the year you turned 18static.klipy.comStitch from Lilo & Stitch Says Hi!ALT: Stitch from Lilo & Stitch Says Hi! 010
Kraken @krakenlackin.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I miss the old me so much sometimes it hurts. This was 2017. 1160
Kraken @krakenlackin.bsky.social · 30/07/2026So basically keep doing the very thing I've done my whole life that's landed me in multiple abusive and/or one-sided relationships. Got it 👍🏼 010
Kraken @krakenlackin.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Good GAWD. I'm down 20lbs this year! 🤯 Ok, Vyvanse, you can stay. 010
Kraken @krakenlackin.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Yeah, so @ticketmaster.com really FUCKED me on this one. 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼 000
Reposted by Krakenceej @ceej.online · 05/01/2025please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that 203194873985
Kraken @krakenlackin.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Check out The Guild: Ren Faire'd by Felicia Day on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/fel...kickstarter.comThe Guild: Ren Faire'dHelp us celebrate The Guild's upcoming 20th anniversary by making the most epic renfaire movie of all time! 000
Kraken @krakenlackin.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Man, I just love it when my phone randomly reminds me I was fit and kinda hot 8 years ago 070
Kraken @krakenlackin.bsky.social · 16/07/2026How tf did this man get both younger AND hotter than he already was??? 001
Kraken @krakenlackin.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I've been following this man on various social media since Tumblr and gawd DAYUM he's only gotten hotter. 😵💫 040
Kraken @krakenlackin.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Being a week away from 42 and still single 6 years after my long-term partner kicked the bucket is really starting to wear me down, y'all. Thank fuck for edibles, good music and maladaptive daydreams. 😩 090
Kraken @krakenlackin.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Man, if I didn't hate myself so much, maybe my OF would have done well enough to land me at one of these. 😮💨 030
Kraken @krakenlackin.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Borrowed a few of my roommates toys and had a fun afternoon stretching with them and several of my own. Currently still have in my amazing Gape Keeper from @toppedtoys.com. Unfortunately/fortunately, looks like it's time to spend more money and get the next size up. 😆 060
Kraken @krakenlackin.bsky.social · 24/06/2026I am BEGGING someone to please actually end that man's existence. 000
Kraken @krakenlackin.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Salina out there just confirming my belief she's a fake ass spoiled brat. #rpdr 020
Reposted by KrakenFisher - Toronto 8/26-31; New Orleans 9/3-9/7 @fisher6225.bsky.social · 03/06/2026The @justfor.fans conference just started & I invited seven guys back to my room to let off a little steam 😈😈 @adjectiveotter.bsky.social @franksavagexxx.bsky.social @jarrenshanxxx.bsky.social @kiltsofleon.com @scruffydelight.bsky.social @thegayquadzilla.bsky.social @thesatyrboy.bsky.social 29523
Kraken @krakenlackin.bsky.social · 30/05/2026#rpdrspoiler So, we all agree that Silky had no business, right? 010