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Kris

@kozmickris.com
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He/Him/His Gay 🏳️‍🌈 🇵🇷 Foodie & Dachshund Dad Sagittarius Activist; Often NSFW Based in Orlando but Travel often BlackLivesMatter; TransLivesMatter Certified Big Back

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Kris @kozmickris.com · 29/09/2026
Y’all the way that the #BelowDeck Med finale is probably going to be the most drama filled season closer. This is crazy.
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Kris @kozmickris.com · 26/09/2026
Nothing like a fresh cut to make you feel amazing. Happy Saturday y’all. I feel like a new person.
Before and after of a haircut.
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Kris @kozmickris.com · 24/09/2026
Today was week 3 of #GayBowling league play here in Orlando. And our team, won again. I was so tired but so happy with the result. Go Team Unpre-DICK-tables.
Selfie of user wearing a shirt with pineapples on it. User is bearded and wearing glasses and is standing in front of a background that has a white, red and black thick stripes.
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Kris @kozmickris.com · 21/09/2026
Watching Season 2 of #Adults - what a great show - so happy that it's back.
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Kris @kozmickris.com · 15/09/2026
#BelowDeckMed wow that episode was quite crazy. Also Gen’s inability to be an adult should have gotten her fired - putting Joy’s laundry in with the rags is just like leaving Luke’s seed on the comforter.
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Kris @kozmickris.com · 13/09/2026
I just got a random craving for @zaxbys.bsky.social - how weird - i haven't had them in years. Should i go get some chat?
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Kris @kozmickris.com · 11/09/2026
I'm so behind on #ProjectRunway and am just now watching the Season 21 v Season 22 challenge. I love seeing the twins back!
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Kris @kozmickris.com · 10/09/2026
Today was the first day of our #GayBowling league season. And I’m happy with the way I performed. Especially since I haven’t picked up a bowling ball since April. Hehe. #Bowling 🎳🎳🎳
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Kris @kozmickris.com · 08/09/2026
It really sucks how on top of your healthcare team you have to be here in the USA. If i didn't stay on top of them, there would for sure be a delay in getting one of my prescriptions filled.
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Kris @kozmickris.com · 07/09/2026
it's currently pouring rain here in Orlando and i'm so over this rain - it's been raining for like a week straight in the afternoon. It makes me sleepy and i want to go out and do things.
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Kris @kozmickris.com · 06/09/2026
I had some delicious steak and chicken fajitas for dinner tonight from one of our local restauratns. What are you having?
picture of fajitas at a mexican restaurant.
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Kris @kozmickris.com · 05/09/2026
What's everyone up to this weekend?
shirtless selfie of the user
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Kris @kozmickris.com · 03/09/2026
#RHUGT - the way that Vicki is getting a hard on for Nene's boyfriend - calm down Victoria.
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Kris @kozmickris.com · 03/09/2026
Watching this week's #RHUGT - and hahah - i love all these flashbacks. so hilarious.
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Kris @kozmickris.com · 03/09/2026
It's really unfortunate that #APPLEMAPS has bent to the knee of the orange disaster and renamed Lake Ontario into the name that he's chosen for it. It'll always be Lake Ontario for me.
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Kris @kozmickris.com · 01/09/2026
Captain Sandy saying to Max on Tonight’s #BelowDeckMed “You’re not Rambo.” Was so funny. I laughed. Best of luck to Max. I hope we find out he’s ok later in the season.
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Kris @kozmickris.com · 01/09/2026
I had a pretty fun weekend this past weekend. Went out to dinner with friends and then went to a bar for a bit. and then i saw Camp Rock 3
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Kris @kozmickris.com · 28/08/2026
Holy shit today was one for the record books - haven't been this glad to slam my laptop shut in a long time. Happy Friday y'all
static.klipy.com
Angry Monkey Throws Laptop
Alt: Angry Monkey Throws Laptop
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Mark Jones @markjonesmotion.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Fun fact: Dolly Parton spent decades quietly funding band uniforms and instruments at Black high schools across the South - never once putting her name on it. No headlines, no fanfare — just help, given because it was needed. Wonderful Heart ♥️ RIP Dolly ❤️
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Kris @kozmickris.com · 25/08/2026
Wow the way that this episode of #BelowDeckMed ended - holy shit. poor Max.
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Kris @kozmickris.com · 24/08/2026
More than halfway through this Monday. Hope you all are surviving! What’s one thing you’re looking forward to this week?
Selfie of user wearing a blue polo with red and white stripes wearing a seat belt in his car
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Kris @kozmickris.com · 24/08/2026
What’s everyone up to tonight ? Me: it’s 10:16 PM and I’m just laying in bed.
Photo of user laying in bed with head on a blue pillow.
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Kris @kozmickris.com · 23/08/2026
My friend created this awesome lion fursona for me, but he needs a name! 🦁✨ What should we call him? Drop your best name suggestions below! 👇 #Fursona
drawn fursona of a lion with a belly.  lions mane is a teal color and he's wearing glasses.
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Kris @kozmickris.com · 23/08/2026
Hey @bsky.app - why do you allow these bot accounts to repost our stuff when they are just seeking attention? I keep having to block them.
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Kris @kozmickris.com · 23/08/2026
I haven't worn my Eeveelution Speedos yet. Need to find a place to debut them - maybe at this year's #Cannonball in Fort Lauderdale.
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Kris @kozmickris.com · 23/08/2026
Had an absolute blast at #Megaplex in Orlando! 🐾✨ First time attending a furry convention & Everyone I met was incredibly friendly, welcoming, & so much fun to be around. The creativity in the fursuits was incredible & major respect for wearing them in this heat! Definitely going back in 2027!
picture of me wearing my megaplex lanyard. i'm wearing a black t-shirt with a bear logo on it.
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Kris @kozmickris.com · 09/08/2026
Kind of bummed that my plans for 2 weekends from now have been cancelled - now to find what to do with the 5 days i took off. or maybe i'll just not take them off and save them and take 5 more days in europe.
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Kris @kozmickris.com · 09/08/2026
For those of you playing #Pokopia - what did you do with the area in front of Misty's Gym in bubbly basin?
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Kris @kozmickris.com · 07/08/2026
Y’all this new #Pokopia update is soooooo cool. I’m excited. I love the under the sea adventure.
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Kris @kozmickris.com · 05/08/2026
Excited to be seeing the results from Michigan! Go El-Sayed.
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Kris @kozmickris.com · 05/08/2026
I wish the Floridians had stood up against this measure in our state a few years ago. Now we need to get a 60% approval on the ballot measure for an amendment to go through.
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Kris @kozmickris.com · 05/08/2026
Watching the election results from the primaries in Michigan, Kansas, Missouri, Virginia and Washington State. I'm such a #politics nerd.
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Kris @kozmickris.com · 04/08/2026
anyone else watching #BelowDeckMed and the picture quality is horrendous? the audio/video keeps cutting out. #Bravo what's going on ? or is this a spectrum thing?
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Kris @kozmickris.com · 03/08/2026
So I tried my hand at baking bagels today for the first time. While they didn't come out perfect, i'm happy with the first batch. Learned some lessons for next time.
freshly baked sesame seed bagels.
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Kris @kozmickris.com · 02/08/2026
I went on a date last night - and I don't think there will be a 2nd one with this guy.
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Kris @kozmickris.com · 02/08/2026
Who needs to go to #NewOrleans when there’s a local spot here in Orlando to get some #Beignets? Really enjoyed my time Beignets & Brew Orlando. Delicious 4 pack of their traditional Beignets and a cookie butter iced coffee topped with a Biscoff cookie. I really enjoyed it.
picture of iced coffee and four beignets covered in powdered sugar
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ChicagoDomDaddy™️ @chicagodomdaddy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Market Days is 10 days away. Take it from me, an old hand, a pro, well seasoned; at all costs, avoid making plans to meet someone, for a hookup, a fling, to hang out etc. making plans other than “I will be at x party this night, y party this night, x brunch this day, y bar at this time and the
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Kris @kozmickris.com · 28/07/2026
Today seems like a really great night for some breakfast for dinner. nothing else feels appetizing.
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Kris @kozmickris.com · 28/07/2026
I learned today that Sidney Sweeney is going to be starring in a Gundam movie for Netflix. seems like a weird combination.
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Kris @kozmickris.com · 27/07/2026
If you see this quote a pic of yourself in sunglasses
man wearing a salmon colored polo wearing sunglasses while seated in his car.
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Kris @kozmickris.com · 27/07/2026
this will be me tonight - as I log back into work for 3-4 hours to manage a system patch and product deployment.
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Tired Work
Alt: Tired Work
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Kris @kozmickris.com · 27/07/2026
This Monday is already Mondaying beyond belief. lol
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Kris @kozmickris.com · 26/07/2026
Good Morning Dear Friends... Hope you are having a great weekend so far.
man in pool during the day time.
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dio @satyronmars.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
thirsting over non-local oomfs
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Kris @kozmickris.com · 25/07/2026
anyone else watch the show "Nation's Dumbest?" it's like who's smarter than a 5th grader but with celebrities. Just finished watching the first episode.
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Kris @kozmickris.com · 21/07/2026
I'm kind of bummed that the #InTheCity Reunion was filmed on the WWHL set. Couldn't they create a set for this group as well? Hopefully it's a decent reunion. #BravoTV
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Bulldozer 🍉 @rustyjuggs.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
There is no payoff, no heavenly reward, no great treasure, no pat on the back, no Mom’s Favorite Little Guy sticker awaiting you for being a miserable puritanical cunt.
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Kris @kozmickris.com · 21/07/2026
look at my two wieners cuddling up in the crate while I make dinner. aren't they the cutest? #dachshund #dogs
2 dachshunds cuddling in a crate at home
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Kris @kozmickris.com · 21/07/2026
my dogs are so funny. They really hate when I use the Air Fryer for some reason. they go into their crate while i'm making dinner.
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Kris @kozmickris.com · 20/07/2026
Sitting down with some cake, a cocktail and time to watch #Heartstoppers Forever. I'm ready to enjoy this finale.
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