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kingofworldpeace

@kowp.bsky.social
418 followers 1.4K following 3.2K posts

whole account is spouting incoherent nonsense about your favourite games. hope that's okay xo he/him

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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 3h
I'll carry you around on my back like Chewbacca carried C-3PO is this romantic enough
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 7h
the fact that the trial and error process includes error makes me not wanna trial
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 9h
don't care, didn't ask, also you get into online arguments about the best Telltale Game (Tales from the Borderlands)
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 11h
my full name is John Slay The Spire 2
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 11h
whoever has my old Nintendo DS can you give it back I left my copy of Scooby-Doo Who's Watching Who in it
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 12h
bluesky keeps going down every time I have a great point to make about the state of the gaming industry
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 13h
you tell those fucken grifters that my opinion isn't so easily changed by a man that's only playing AAA games
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 16h
once fable releases next year it's gonna be over for All of Us
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 17h
holding off buying anything on steam because the sales start tomorrow
static.klipy.com
Kevin Costner: Man of Steel Tornado Scene
Alt: Kevin Costner: Man of Steel Tornado Scene
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 18h
can't wait to play the best horror game this October, Fallout New Vegas with No Mods
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 20h
happy wednesday to the woman that gave me a compliment on the way to work because I'll be riding that high until about March 2027
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
can't wait to be home (Skellige) and also at my house (My House)
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
asked the bard next door if he knows smash mouth's all star and he told me to Fuck Off????
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
3.2k posts and not one of them have been coherent enough to be put on a BuzzFeed article
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the only steam machine I can afford is the one that comes after I've heated my microwave dinner
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
guys they're pulling a horizon forbidden west on us
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
they said reading the whole of the dictionary was pointless but now I've done it I think it's pretty fuckin advantageous (adj. giving advantages or helping to make you more successful)
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the average lifespan of outdoor cats is 3 to 5 years. indoor cats regularly live to 10, if not 20 years. imagine personally shaving off 3/4 of your cat's life because you're too stubborn and lazy to take proper care of an animal you're responsible for
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
he'd better mention me I taught him how to tie his shoelaces a couple of years ago
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
refusing to make a starter pack because I can't put all of you in it
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
new I was in for a good game when Until Dawn jump scared me at the title screen
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
watching everyone update their Witcher 3 while I'm landlocked at work is fine. just fine. not even worried about it.
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
keep telling people I did the soundtrack for flight simulator 2024
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
nobody here knows that tonight I'm gonna b- WIND'S HOWLING
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
my Witcher 3 Remastered review will be based on how many card games are in it 🫵😉
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you either die in middle management or live long enough to get fired for watching an 8 hour youtube video on how to take down company servers
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Jordan Peele Sweating Meme
Alt: Jordan Peele Sweating Meme
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
there I did it you can all stop asking (nobody asked)
my 9 games that shaped who I am 

Slay the Spire 2 
Bioshock 
Dishonored 2
Pokémon Fire Red
Zelda: Wind Waker 
Final Fantasy VII (PS1)
Final Fantasy: Crisis Core 
Ratchet and Clank (PS2)
Spider-man 2 (PS2)
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I GOT THAT DRESSMAKER GAME BECAUSE IT LOOKS REALLY CREATIVE AND COOL AND IT'S BEEN ON MY WISHLIST FOR AGES
guy standing up in court meme
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I can help you beat the boss but it's gonna take an hour and I will sweat
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
only 5 unfinished games to finish before I start another play through of Witcher 3 tomorrow. they say it can't be done
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#MonochromeMonday here's my selfie for Q3, thanks for your patience
black and white selfie of me, kingofworldpeace
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
knocked on the door and then ran off, nobody in the fallout shelter was happy about it
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
take me back to when my biggest problem was wondering if I had to rewind a DVD to watch it again
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
any of yous remember jump force. more like jump farce am I right?
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
feels like an MF DOOM kind of morning
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the trick to the dragon balls is to wish for more dragon balls
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
absolutely furious that it's Monday tomorrow. looking for someone to blame
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
remember that weird month when a bunch of guys said they thought about the Roman Empire twice a day
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"fetch me that bobby pin" I say as I lockpick myself in my house
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
so we all just woke up early on a Sunday huh
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
can't look at the full moon because instead of turning into a werewolf I turn into a mole and people don't find that as sexy
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
don't mean to be white knight coded but I would never have burned a witch
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
please perceive me I'm ready
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
if I was in silent hill I'd simply just leave. fuck that
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Rik | Dipshit Actual @rikthedipshit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
is it weird to say this is a relationship goal of mine?
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
my Ocarina of Time review is going to be based around how many card games are in it
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I present to the #Caturday council: The Boys
three nosy bastard cats on the windowsill looking outside at some kind of bug I think
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
kitten has never seen me play Witcher 3 so he'd better lock in on Tuesday
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ps5 notification: here's what you missed ps5 notification: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ something updated
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