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kingofworldpeace

@kowp.bsky.social
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whole account is spouting incoherent nonsense about your favourite games. hope that's okay xo he/him

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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 3h
I know what all the funny little pieces do in chess but if you ask me to play a game I'm just moving them around the board. what do you mean checkmate I still have my horse
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 5h
if you're trying to get me to reinstall battlefield 6 you're going the right way about it sonny
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 5h
that's it I'm making a starter pack. please come back to me on this in around three months time
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 7h
cover art for banjo-kazooie nuts & bolts
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 7h
cats can sleep in the craziest spots known and look comfortable but I sleep in my bed and now I can't use my shoulder without it fighting back
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 8h
I was one of them. if sucker punch has one fan it's me. if sucker punch has no fans it's because I'm Dead
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 10h
you kids might not get this one but show it to your da he's gonna love it
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 10h
I said I liked it. I didn't say it was good. Post yours!
poster for Sucker Punch (2011)
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 10h
inside circle again let's keep this energy going
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Smiling Friends Psychicpebbles
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 10h
I miss banjo & kazooie. great guys. it's sad they died in that car crash
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 12h
boss just pulled me into a meeting to tell me I've been doing a great job but I've been watching a 4hr YouTube video on the history of china
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Tim Robinson's Skeptical Look from ITYSL
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 12h
they are fun! I just need to find more time in the day to play them all and stop buying more take my wallet away please PLEASE
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 12h
I see you've experienced true British culture
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 12h
might go backwards and stop seasoning my food. that's true suffering
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 13h
I don't remember when jalapenos stopped being spicy but I feel like it should have been a bigger deal for me
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 14h
I got dragon's dogma 2 last night and now I've just got Toem 2. I still haven't finished control and the day before I got galactic racer and a bunch of indie games 😭
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 14h
just bought another game. please stop me
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Higuruma Hiromi Higuruma
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 15h
sometimes I'll turn it down for one boss I'm struggling with and then turn it back up afterwards. who's gonna know?
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 15h
happy Friday to all my friends and enemies. I'm playing both sides now fuck it
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 16h
it's a run the jewels type morning
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 23h
happy 19th birthday to Looney Tunes: Acme Arsenal (PS2)
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
if we get a majora's mask remake I'm going to become the worst person you know
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
those AI game mashup videos are driving me insane. I didn't spend 2 hours modding Skyrim to the point of it almost crashing for you to tell me you can put Minecraft in it. show those modders some damn respect and make a Nexusmods account like everyone else does
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
if a cop asks to come into your house just show them a picture of shadow the hedgehog and legally they have to leave
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
is this anything
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
showing the museum curator horizon zero dawn and asking where the fuck the robot ones are
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
okay fine I'll do it. or I won't
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
please Please tell me what to do I'm freaking out over here
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
if you want my attention you have to do it the old fashioned way. by talking about a game I like really loudly and standing a foot away so I keep turning around
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I lived bitch meme of the guy in hospital
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
apart from slay the spire 2. that's my baaaaaby
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
if you think that buying dragons dogma 2 dark arisen tomorrow means I'm going to abandon the 5 games I'm currently playing you'll be damn right. I'm so Fucked
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
anyone know what I'm talking about
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm fortunate I was only diagnosed with funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you?
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
people are so worried about AI husband/wife they forgot about AI dad
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Man Throws Credit Card: Take My Money
Alt: Man Throws Credit Card: Take My Money
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
he's really good with horror, I still recommend haunting of hill house to this day
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
between the two of us we make 1 bad podracer
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I got galactic racer on steam and not even a star wars game will make me forget I'm Terrible at Racing Games please someone take the wheel away from me
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i want to watch digger but only because it's got such conflicting reviews
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
could have done with an extra half day in bed but here I am ready to make the shareholders a lot of money
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
happy birthday!!
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Tidus's Iconic Laugh in Final Fantasy X
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
nothing I say will top that so I'll just say happy birthday!
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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That's Like Two Sames
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
as a people pleaser the amount of people I've pleased is staggeringly low
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
yeah I'm roughly 250 hours in so only a little
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
age yourself with a childhood crush
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Princess Kida from Atlantis: The Lost Empire
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
friends with benefits but the only benefit is me sending you a cool sticker I got on steam every 3-5 months
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
actually yes just don't throw it trust me
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kingofworldpeace @kowp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the government doesn't want you to know you can create your own Pokémon by simply teaching your cat to talk
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