King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Looks like the silhouette of a guys legs sitting on top. 011
King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Wrestling is kinda gay. Change my mind. 200
King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Fuck off, he is not 17. He’s at least 35 150
King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If this was Newcastle, Everton, Villa etc then huge sanctions would be immediate. The delay is scandalous. #nufc 1214614
King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Has to be a CB. When we lost Isak last summer ppl assumed we’d have issues scoring but it was actually our inability to defend a lead that cost us. I think some of those issues have continued, especially when you look at shots conceded. Those stars are unsustainable. #nufc 100
King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Wrong. Thank you for taking the time to respond though. 000
King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Conceded 21 shots. Against Hull City. At home. We really aren’t very good. #nufc 300
King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 19/09/2026That 2nd half was as bad as it gets for #nufc they seem to find new and interesting ways of playing terrible football. I’ll give them a pass due to injuries but fuck me they’ve got to improve. 010
King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Botman needs dropping. He has the turning circle of an oil tanner. Two big injuries have mangled him. 110
King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 17/09/2026He’s not particularly good I’m afraid. 000
King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 17/09/2026He look okay but I’m not sure he will ever be PL quality. 110
King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Away to Everton. That’s the cup run over #nufc 110
King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Brighton are such a great side. Light years ahead of #nufc 020
King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 16/09/2026So what’s the nature of Elanga’s injury? 000
King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I think you’ve misunderstood how social media works. 100
King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 16/09/2026That Fernandez-Pardo lad is clearly a left winger. I’d put him on the left and Toure on the right. Barnes as super sub. Hull to smash us 12-4 #nufc 0101
King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 16/09/2026It was an entirely predictable result because we’ve been giving away so many opportunities in all our games. The only difference in this game was that we ran out of luck. The worry for me is that the stats suggest we are a bottom 3 team. #nufc 110
King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Hull are due a loss, right? #nufcstatic.klipy.comPatrick Bateman's Worried LookALT: Patrick Bateman's Worried Look 240
King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 15/09/2026This is where we see what Jaissle is made of because this defeat was coming. The worry for me is that he’s sent them out there with the exact same game plan week after week. Too many shots conceded not enough created. #nufc 4120
King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Remember when Howe wanted to sign DCL and everyone went mental? 👀 #nufc 230
King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Warning signs have been there. We’ve been awful in most of our matches, especially defensively. We’ve totally forgotten how to defend, whatever the system or game plan is - MJ needs to change it. #nufc 040
King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Genuinely one of the worst performances I’ve ever seen from #nufc suddenly our summer business looks very Poundland. 040
King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Well our luck had finally run out. No idea what the game plan is. Central midfield is non-existent. Getting destroyed by mid-table Leeds. Don’t bother trying to convince me that Leeds are world class. #nufc 010
King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 13/09/2026static.klipy.comNope Brennan Huff from Step BrothersALT: Nope Brennan Huff from Step Brothers 000
King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Yeah and took that excruciating team photo on the pitch. We just need to park that kind of shit until we are capable of beating them on a consistent basis. Which is what we should be doing when you compare the squads over the years. 100
King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Since 2012 we’ve played them 10 times L - 8 D - 2 W - 0 Embarrassing. 100
King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I’m talking about head to heads. They might well be a smaller club but one that consistently beat us. 200
King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Correct me if I’m wrong but I don’t think #nufc have beaten Sunderland in the PL since 2011…so I don’t get the bravado tbh. They are consistently better than us, our record against them is an embarrassment. So id keep this kind of shit in the locker until we are actually capable of beating them. 700
King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 11/09/2026static.klipy.comPanic AttackALT: Panic Attack 000
King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 11/09/2026This watsondt guy is a Sunderland fan btw. 100
King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I’m still annoyed that he didn’t go to the World Cup. #nufc 191
King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 10/09/2026As we all should know by now - contracts mean shit all. They are signed purely to preserve value. 000
King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 10/09/2026static.klipy.comDaddy ChillALT: Daddy Chill 100
King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Genuinely sick of reading about the Lewis Hall transfer. We know he’s off to Man Utd next summer so… #nufcstatic.klipy.comDaddy ChillALT: Daddy Chill 200
King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 08/09/2026He wasn’t great against Bournemouth either. 010
King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Hall will 100% go, even if he signs a new deal. I’m sure that’s already baked into the plan. #nufc 211
King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Newcastle if Eddie Howe had just spent £250m in a transfer window only to then sneak a draw with Bournemouth. #nufcstatic.klipy.comAnime KingdomALT: Anime Kingdom 310
King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 05/09/2026This is what happens when the media blows smoke up your arse. Played ok against Liverpool and Spurs but gave both teams a lot of chances. Defensively we’ve been shocking under MJ. This is the same old Newcastle I’m afraid, making it so easy for Bournemouth #nufc 000
King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Nope. Couldn’t do it could they. #nufc 000
