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King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

If this was Newcastle, Everton, Villa etc then huge sanctions would be immediate. The delay is scandalous. #nufc

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King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Conceded 21 shots. Against Hull City. At home. We really aren’t very good. #nufc

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King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

That 2nd half was as bad as it gets for #nufc they seem to find new and interesting ways of playing terrible football. I’ll give them a pass due to injuries but fuck me they’ve got to improve.

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King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Away to Everton. That’s the cup run over #nufc

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King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Brighton are such a great side. Light years ahead of #nufc

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King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

That Fernandez-Pardo lad is clearly a left winger. I’d put him on the left and Toure on the right. Barnes as super sub. Hull to smash us 12-4 #nufc

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King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

This is where we see what Jaissle is made of because this defeat was coming. The worry for me is that he’s sent them out there with the exact same game plan week after week. Too many shots conceded not enough created. #nufc

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King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Remember when Howe wanted to sign DCL and everyone went mental? 👀 #nufc

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King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Warning signs have been there. We’ve been awful in most of our matches, especially defensively. We’ve totally forgotten how to defend, whatever the system or game plan is - MJ needs to change it. #nufc

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King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Genuinely one of the worst performances I’ve ever seen from #nufc suddenly our summer business looks very Poundland.

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King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Well our luck had finally run out. No idea what the game plan is. Central midfield is non-existent. Getting destroyed by mid-table Leeds. Don’t bother trying to convince me that Leeds are world class. #nufc

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King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Correct me if I’m wrong but I don’t think #nufc have beaten Sunderland in the PL since 2011…so I don’t get the bravado tbh. They are consistently better than us, our record against them is an embarrassment. So id keep this kind of shit in the locker until we are actually capable of beating them.

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King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I’m still annoyed that he didn’t go to the World Cup. #nufc

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King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Genuinely sick of reading about the Lewis Hall transfer. We know he’s off to Man Utd next summer so… #nufc

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King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Hall will 100% go, even if he signs a new deal. I’m sure that’s already baked into the plan. #nufc

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King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Newcastle if Eddie Howe had just spent £250m in a transfer window only to then sneak a draw with Bournemouth. #nufc

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King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

This is what happens when the media blows smoke up your arse. Played ok against Liverpool and Spurs but gave both teams a lot of chances. Defensively we’ve been shocking under MJ. This is the same old Newcastle I’m afraid, making it so easy for Bournemouth #nufc

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King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

It would be great if we can avoid making Bournemouth look like prime Barcelona today please #nufc

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King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Me watching that interview with the #nufc CEO David Hopkinson.

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King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Bournemouth at home is a great fixture because it was a nailed on defeat under Howe. Let’s see how much progress they’ve made. #nufc

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King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Murphy needs a move, it’s time, but he’s been a legend for #nufc That goal against Spurs will live long in the memory.

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King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

A great away win + the clean sheet was much needed, but the new manager spoke of not getting too high when winning or low when losing. This team will inevitably lose games & it will be interesting to see how they react to those. #nufc

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King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I must admit that I’ve not seen much of him in the past but he looks class. We have been crying out for a player like this, a proper number 6 to help control the game and maintain possession. #nufc

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King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

2-0 up but you just know that Spurs will get about 38 mins of injury time. #nufc

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King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

How can a PL footballer be so shite at taking a corner? #nufc

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King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Lots of people seem pretty confident about beating Spurs today. Yes they lost against Brentford but so will a lot of teams. I expect them to be a lot better today and our defence is still leaking goals. I wouldn’t be surprised if Spurs turn us over #nufc

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King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Is it wrong that I want Gordon to do well at Barcelona? #nufc

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King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

IMO he has to go, as long as we can bring in another attacker #nufc

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King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

If you could only sign one before the transfer window closes? #nufc CB LB RW CF

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King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Got to sort this defence out. That’s already 4 goals conceded in two matches. #nufc

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King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

The worst thing about this will be extra time and then going into the Spurs game knackered. #nufc

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King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Lewis Hall doing his best to get his transfer fee down #nufc

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King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

What’s the crack with this Toure lad, doesn’t play against Liverpool and subbed at half time here. Is he injured? #nufc

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King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Make no mistake, that was a shit half of football from #nufc Woltemade is awful. Willock needs to go.

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King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I think it’s clear that we don’t want a cup run this year. Awful. #nufc

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King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

At this point I think Spurs would be the only club to pay full price for a sofa from DFS. #nufc

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King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Spurs are just signing everyone. I’m desperate for that shit to hit the fan. They are such a car crash of a club. #nufc

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King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

What are people’s thoughts on Woltemade? I just can’t see him ever working at #nufc

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King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Delap at Chelsea: ✅Bought for £30m ✅47 appearances ❌Just 2 goals 😱Sold for £50m £10m profit per goal!!! Make that shit make sense please? #nufc #cfc

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King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Ok ok, i will concede that we would have lost that game last season. So it’s progress. #nufc

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King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

One game into the season and we’ve already dropped 2 points. Same old problems. Change my mind #nufc

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King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Same old #nufc I’m afraid. Just can’t see these games out.

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King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Lots of positivity around #nufc. The thinking seems to be that it’s all new & exciting…despite our squad being weaker than last season. 😂 I suspect that an inevitable thrashing at the hands of Liverpool will bring a little clarity to that situation.

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