King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Looks like the silhouette of a guys legs sitting on top. 011
King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If this was Newcastle, Everton, Villa etc then huge sanctions would be immediate. The delay is scandalous. #nufc 1214614
King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Conceded 21 shots. Against Hull City. At home. We really aren’t very good. #nufc 300
King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Correct me if I’m wrong but I don’t think #nufc have beaten Sunderland in the PL since 2011…so I don’t get the bravado tbh. They are consistently better than us, our record against them is an embarrassment. So id keep this kind of shit in the locker until we are actually capable of beating them. 700
King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Hall will 100% go, even if he signs a new deal. I’m sure that’s already baked into the plan. #nufc 211
King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Me watching that interview with the #nufc CEO David Hopkinson. 020
King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Bournemouth at home is a great fixture because it was a nailed on defeat under Howe. Let’s see how much progress they’ve made. #nufc 4120
King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Fuck sake. Rejected FC strikes again. #nufc 040
King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I don’t doubt that #nufc are desperately trying to sign Gonzalez but it’s clear that he’s not keen. The issue I have with this is the amount of time we waste on chasing players that have no intention of joining. It’s excruciating. 230
King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 20/08/2026This was our biggest issue last season, the inability to defend. Replacing Pope isn’t going to fix that issue…as we’ve already seen in pre-season. #nufc 110
King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 20/08/2026If he really is a “hot prospect” then Barcelona wouldn’t be selling. The next you’ll hear about him will be when he’s joining a lower league Spanish team on loan. #nufc 050
King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Am I the only one who thinks €30m for Palhinha is absolutely crazy? ❌ He’s 31 ❌ High salary ❌ Wants Villa!! If you’re going to sign him then it’s on loan, not a 3 year deal 🤦it’s such a classic panic buy..but that’s what happens when you sell your best player and have no plan. #nufc 160
King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 11/08/2026A reasonably depressing take on the press conference @craighope-dm.bsky.social #nufc 620
King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Fabrizio Romano, clearly on the payroll of certain clubs and agents. That gravy train was always going to run out of track. #nufc 351
King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Breaking News 🚨🚨 Hamza Choudhury has rejected a move to #nufc in favour of remaining at League One Leicester. 2192
King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I think Howes greatest strength (his personal connection with the players) is also perhaps his biggest weakness as a manager. I think it has sometimes made him reluctant to make big calls or drop players that haven’t been performing. #nufc 050
King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 20/07/2026RIP King Kev 😔 Forever a legend. #nufc 1232
King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Clearly if Manzambi had a straight choice between #nufc and Villa the fee would be the same for both clubs. Villa have simply overpaid for the player to the tune of £10m. So Manzambi didn’t actually have a choice. I suspect the truth is that we refused to get into a bidding war and walked away. 240
King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Learn when to walk away #nufc 🤦 he’s clearly not interested. We did this with Pedro, Sesko and Ekitike. It’s fucking excruciating having to watch us beg these players to sign. Have some dignity and move on. 471
King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Manzambi doesn’t sign for #nufc. Bookmark this. 561
King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 07/07/2026So he wants guaranteed minutes? I’m not sure he will get them at #nufc 100
King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 26/06/2026If you’re Bruno then you want to go, surely? With Arsenal he’d be living in London and competing for the PL / UCL. He’s done his bit for #nufc and deserves his big move. Good luck to him. Newcastle have done nothing in this window to suggest they can match his ambition, quite the opposite actually. 210
King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 26/06/2026So Anderson goes for £130m but Spurs want Tonali for £75m? 😂 #nufc 060
King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 25/06/2026We are literally going to sell everyone. Bruno is the heartbeat of that team. #nufc 000
King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 18/06/2026It’s pretty clear that clubs and agents are using Fabrizio to bring other clubs to the table. When he links us to a player I automatically dismiss it. #nufc 051
King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 10/06/2026A lot of images seem to have a circular pattern that’s been edited out. I’m assuming this is the new sponsor logo. #nufc 210
King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 10/06/2026This should be the new sponsor. This shirt will be divisive #nufc 220
King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 04/06/2026I genuinely think that some players will refuse to sign for us purely because they won’t want to be seen in this kit #nufc 200
King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Another one bites the dust. I’ll say it again, players will not chose Newcastle over Chelsea. #nufc 120
King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Anthony Gordon has signed for Barcelona for £70m #nufc 000
King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Good. Did well initially but struggled to motivate himself for games outside of the UCL. His stats have been inflated somewhat by the fact he was on pens. I also can’t see past him getting sent off prior to the cup final. Helmet. #nufc 210
King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 13/05/2026On Anthony Gordon. So either Bayern Munich are breaking FIFAs rules or #nufc have allowed them to agree terms with the player prior to agreeing a fee…..which would be incredibly stupid. 100
King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 10/05/2026ChatGTP designed a better kit in seconds. 010
King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 10/05/2026If this is really the new #nufc home kit then someone needs to be fired. 540
King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 02/05/2026A win is a win but 32% possession at home? Were we playing Barcelona again? That is unacceptable. #nufc 110
King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Apparently Brentford have a 25% sell on fee too 👀 the Wissa deal gets worse & worse for #nufc We will make a huge loss on this guy so whoever made the deal needs to be sacked. In no other business would you survive being responsible for this kind of loss. 220
King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Minus a couple of wins and #nufc would have been right in the relegation mix this season. 450
King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Gary Neville saying Arsenal basically have a free hit against #nufc Its hard to disagree but that should alarm everyone at the club. It shows how big of a backward step this season has been. 070
King of the potato people @kotpp11.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Howe is getting quizzed on this Bruno story by the press. If it was any other player you’d expect the club to just ignore the noise but he’s our club captain! There’s no fire without smoke. He needs to either come out rubbish the rumours or step down as captain. #nufc 300