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That was a messy game at times but both teams also showed a lot of defensive strength, even if one of them had to rebuild their team over the offseason. Little too close for my anxiety but I’m still proud of the outcome, go Hawks!

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Andrew Korver @korver4.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

79 from Iowa State running his mouth at Lutmer after blowing his block on 3rd down. Classic Cyclone mentality there

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Andrew Korver @korver4.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

In case you needed something positive in your life

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Andrew Korver @korver4.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Okay he actually had a stroke

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Andrew Korver @korver4.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

This has to be my best StatPad yet

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Andrew Korver @korver4.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

I literally have no idea why people hate Jazz Chisholm Jr. so much

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Andrew Korver @korver4.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Not everyday that I get to put Javy Lopez down twice in Statpad

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Andrew Korver @korver4.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

So I know nobody wins trades against the Rays but it might be time to discuss whether or not the Twins have now done it twice in recent history

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Andrew Korver @korver4.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

I will never understand throwing your hands up like Yaxel just did after committing a foul. No way to make it more obvious that you did something you shouldn’t than that.

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Andrew Korver @korver4.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Chainsmokers in the big 2026, idk if it was just a decision by someone who couldn’t let go of the mid-2010’s to book them or if the 2020’s music scene is so bad that there’s no one better to bring out. Some serious secondhand embarrassment.

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Andrew Korver @korver4.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

The one time I didn’t pick us losing in the Round of 32 and I was somehow right (Just ignore that Troy pick, I could not in good conscience pick Nebraska to win a game)

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Andrew Korver @korver4.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

At some point Bennett Stirtz has to realize it’s not working for him today, dude keeps forcing high difficulty shots as if those are what’s gonna get him out of the cold streak

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Andrew Korver @korver4.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Because of course Florida throws a dude on the ground after the whistle and then tries to get a flagrant called on the other team

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Andrew Korver @korver4.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Nebraska very nearly just had the funniest loss of all time

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Andrew Korver @korver4.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

What the hell is Kansas doing

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Andrew Korver @korver4.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

I’m sorry did I just hear “generate a report on how much water we use” in a ChatfuckingGPT ad

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Andrew Korver @korver4.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Love how I keep getting shown a commercial of Christopher Walken telling a dude to go bother some woman in a bar, wonder how many women where in that writer’s room

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Andrew Korver @korver4.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

New coach, same Virginia Cavaliers

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Andrew Korver @korver4.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

One of my favorite parts of the tournament is watching teams that normally get bailed out by their smaller conference refs losing it when the tournament refs call things fairly. It was fun watching that one white kid from Gonzaga (doesn’t narrow it down I know) have a meltdown last night.

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Andrew Korver @korver4.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

I’ve lost 15 pounds in eight days. My secret? Bronchitis

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Andrew Korver @korver4.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

Just finished season 13 of Drag Race…that was a tough watch all the way through

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Andrew Korver @korver4.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

I’m off to a really terrible start to my day and I needed this

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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

The John Wick series is so effective because it fully embodies the three major tenets of dumb guy fantasy: 1. being able to kick anyone’s ass, 2. living by a code of honor, and 3. paying for things with gold coins

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

"It wasn't murder, and if you say it was murder we will kill you, which again will not be murder."

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Andrew Korver @korver4.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

Got to use three of my favorite Twins, let’s go

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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

The Trump regime’s internal security enforcers murdered an American citizen in broad daylight. The regime is illegally blocking the release of evidence of Trump’s extensive collaboration with Epstein. They’re agitating for war with France and Germany. It’s completely insane anyone supports them.

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Andrew Korver @korver4.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

Vandy with quite possibly one of the dumbest coaching decisions I’ve ever seen

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Andrew Korver @korver4.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

Our safeties have never looked slower than they do today

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Andrew Korver @korver4.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

Iowa’s safeties have played one of the games of all time today

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Andrew Korver @korver4.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

Real talk, Vanderbilt might be the most undisciplined team Iowa has played in a long time

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Andrew Korver @korver4.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

They’re throwing at him nearly every time for a reason

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Andrew Korver @korver4.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

This feels like the USC game all over again. Iowa stomped all over them in the first half just to take their foot off the gas in the second half and let them come back

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Andrew Korver @korver4.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

Please tell me this is TJ Hall’s last game at Iowa

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