Reposted by Connor 🛸🧠illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 15hassigning benjamin netanyahu an essay about why genocide is bad 1274
Connor 🛸🧠 @konnah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Omg, this just in, the Halloween party got pushed off by an extra week so I’ll actually have time to make it nice, kinda excited 🫖 1200
Connor 🛸🧠 @konnah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I’ve been paper mache-ing my Halloween costume so I havnt taken many new slutty photos 😔 3190
Reposted by Connor 🛸🧠Connor 🛸🧠 @konnah.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Might need some bigger briefs 🩲 1622812
Connor 🛸🧠 @konnah.bsky.social · 28/09/2026So crazy to be 900 years old and going to a concert (with two openers) on a Sunday night (with 5 PBRs) 0150
Connor 🛸🧠 @konnah.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Wait has it always told you when someone follows you from a list? Or is this the first time I’ve been on a list someone followed lol 150
Connor 🛸🧠 @konnah.bsky.social · 25/09/20261. Breaking Badstatic.klipy.comSquidward Walking Away with Blue BedALT: Squidward Walking Away with Blue Bed 070
Reposted by Connor 🛸🧠Astra 🔜 NebrasKon @astrawitch.com · 22/09/2026Harvest Festival 🎃 The featured print for October's Curio Coven 5413130
Connor 🛸🧠 @konnah.bsky.social · 21/09/2026One of the lesser talked about benefits of hosting trade is feeling obligated to clean the house for two days and and waking up to a super clean house for like 3 days ☺️ 2260
Connor 🛸🧠 @konnah.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Zero likes and I request Be My Lover by La Bouche at the wedding 91151
Connor 🛸🧠 @konnah.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I kinda wanna see oasis but they are playing Gillette we JUST got a really good example of why we shouldn’t be supporting it 😭 070
Reposted by Connor 🛸🧠The Onion @theonion.com · 14/09/2026Phoebe Bridgers Postpones Concert After Experiencing Twinge Of Happiness theonion.com/phoebe-bridgers-postpo… 8113175
Connor 🛸🧠 @konnah.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Being an old person and getting to the club as it opens lmao 😭😭 0170
Reposted by Connor 🛸🧠illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 11/09/2026not now kitten daddy’s cutting down flock cameras 39318
Connor 🛸🧠 @konnah.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I need to borrow some minoxidil so I can work on my unibrow 290
Connor 🛸🧠 @konnah.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Stayed home from work sick, how many 9/11 documentaries do you think I can watch? 2200
Connor 🛸🧠 @konnah.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Did sports this weekend so you know my fit had to be aesthetic 6680
Connor 🛸🧠 @konnah.bsky.social · 08/09/2026If youre curious enough to ask AI what you’d look like in the 80s, the answer is always “a tremendous loser” 2332
Reposted by Connor 🛸🧠Connor 🛸🧠 @konnah.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Gays when they get a haircut 💇♀️ 111846
Reposted by Connor 🛸🧠Connor 🛸🧠 @konnah.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Hearing messages in the hum of the Ninja Creami 0101
Connor 🛸🧠 @konnah.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I tried the viral “fiberglass saline IV” so that you didn’t have to 080
Connor 🛸🧠 @konnah.bsky.social · 28/08/2026They played stand back at the jock strap party last night and I’ll I could think about was RuPaul saying “Stevie Nicks IS a gay icon” 080
Connor 🛸🧠 @konnah.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Sorry for blasting cuntissimo driving by your grandmas funeral 2180
Connor 🛸🧠 @konnah.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I just automatically tried to “flip my hair out of the way” while washing my face in the shower 😭 2240
Connor 🛸🧠 @konnah.bsky.social · 21/08/2026New singles from Eliza & the Delusionals and Flower Face a week after a new Phoebe album 🫠🫠🫠 020