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Kol

@koltheraven.bsky.social
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30, they/them/he/him. Broke car enthusiast. Just a friendly raven that loves to play games both online and ttrpg. In a poly relationship with Raxcental.

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bͭaͥᵍeͤlͬ Joy ✈️ BLFC @bageltiger.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
"Awwww does puppy want a treat?" Puppy wants a fucking break from it all
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Trans Rights Screenshot Generator! @transrightsbot.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
#TransRights
A retro dialogue box from Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure saying: DENYING TRANS RIGHTS IS MOST HEINOUS, DUDE.
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bͭaͥᵍeͤlͬ Joy ✈️ BLFC @bageltiger.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
WE THONIN' OUR MARAS TILL WE BINGUS twitch.tv/bageltiger
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OmegaMagus - WIP arc @omegamagus.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Felt cute today, might delete later. 💅 #OmArt #art
A drawing of my femsona sitting very cutely on top of a brick wall. She is wearing a white sleeveless sweater, highwaisted jeans, a purple bracelet, purple shoes, and glasses. Text is laid over the image that reads: "Repost if you like boobs or if you desperately crave for the AI bubble to burst and consequences to happen to certain men in power." My watermark is also over the image at a lower opacity.
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miah 🔜 blfc @sergals.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Vaping Dragon
@dragoncommunion

rpg writers: (cautiously) church bad?

audience: (approving chuckle)

rpg writers: (gauging reaction) dragons... good?

audience: (one guy yells)

one writer grabbing the mic: church sucks because they won’t let you fuck dragons

audience: (raucous, terrifying applause)

7:14 PM · Jun 28, 2019
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Anna 🏳️‍⚧️ - RaptorBricks @raptorbricks.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I can't let this post go by without adding the extended version www.tumblr.com/mothsbythela...
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Will Kerslake @wkerslake.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
A new contender for best headline
Giant phallus-shaped iceberg floating in Conception Bay surprises residents of Dildo, Canada
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Kol @koltheraven.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
It me birbday! Am 31 now! Yay! (Why does my body hurt so damn much)
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bͭaͥᵍeͤlͬ Joy ✈️ BLFC @bageltiger.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
BBB (Big Beautiful Bovine) cracked ass while I was hitting that rump roast from the back call that wagyu queef
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VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
"Anti-Wokes" gotta be the most deranged people on the planet. Motherfucker, I don't care this much about games that I LOVE, how the hell do you care this much about games you aren't even going to play?
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Kol @koltheraven.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Gotta love owing $8700 on a car that's worth $8500 and needs $16000 in repairs to even be able to run and drive. Oh, and it's even better when you've owned it for 4 years, refinanced it last year so you can afford the payments, and it's only run for the first 11 months of owning it. So great.
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
This guy gets it.
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Someone a decade+ younger than I asked me if I saw the Matrix in theaters and how cool that must have been

Every day I wake up and deal with people romanticizing the early 2000s and making me feel oldJuicy on the ass
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bͭaͥᵍeͤlͬ Joy ✈️ BLFC @bageltiger.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Made a brony bust a fat nut call that cream of the clop
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PlayWarframe @warframe.com · 19/02/2026
There's still time to claim your Two-for-One voucher for bonus Platinum before February 24! Make sure to log into #Warframe and claim your coupon from the Communications Inbox before making your next Platinum Pack purchase! Learn more: wrfr.me/4c1zTVa
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aegisi👻ndure @1v.lc · 15/02/2026
bnnuy
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/02/2026
The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Nicki Minaj theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-i…
What do you and Trump talk about?

The struggle of finding a good makeup artist after alienating the LGBTQ+ community.
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Kol @koltheraven.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Hey Markiplier, would you say the Piss Sauna was worse or all the blood in Iron Lung?
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False Knees @falseknees.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Ferbruary #oldknees
A downy woodpecker sits on a spruce on a sunny winter day. "Ahh... Febuary" it says. Close up on it correcting "Febrary" then "Febberary..." then finally "Frebrury"
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Oh no, debunking your false story! How awful for you, Nick Shirley.
Screenshot of a post on X by The Tennessee Holler (@T…) quoting a conversation between Nick Shirley and Shawn Ryan. The post reads: “NICK SHIRLEY: ‘They came after me. They came after my family.’ SHAWN RYAN: ‘How did they come after you? Be specific.’ NICK SHIRLEY: ‘They tried to debunk my whole entire story.’” A note below says “(H/T @CalltoActivism).” Beneath the text is a video still showing a young man wearing a light-colored hoodie sitting in a dimly lit room, gesturing with his hands, with framed artwork and lamps in the background.
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Phoebe Barton 🚀🇺🇳 @phoebebarton.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
more generations need to discover M*A*S*H
charlesemersonwinchesteriii: hey quick question why did no one ever tell me how fucking insane M*A*S*H is?? their commanding officer is a horse girl. the secretary has psychic powers. this guy walks around a 1950s military outpost in drag and everyone's just like hey nice dress. the protagonist who is supposed to be the best surgeon in the entire korean war spends every episode strutting around drunk in a hawaiian shirt making homoerotic wisecracks and asking the nurses to step on him like some sort of unhinged bisexual jimmy buffet. guys what the hell is going on in this army doctor show

surreal-static: isn't it beautiful?
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TurboMeowzer @turbomeowzer.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
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Clover 🍀 🐮 @moomooclover.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Merry Cribby!!
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Jess, Girl Kisser, Kitty Petter, Shadowheart Wifer 💖🌈 @jessieboo.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
repost if trans people should have dr pepper
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Kol @koltheraven.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
It me!
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✨Starkissed @starkissedelezen.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Story of my life.
A screenshot of a text: the worst is wanting to create and create and create but being trapped in anybody that is so so so tired
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Kol @koltheraven.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Why has no one made a search engine that only brings up NSFW stuff? It could be called BOOBLE!
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JoCat is slow at making videos @jocat.net · 11/11/2025
A replay system like halo 3's theater mode
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/10/2025
Report: Americans Most Physically Active When Getting Comfy theonion.com/report-americans-most-…
Report: Americans Most Physically Active When Getting Comfy
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Raxcental @raxcental.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Cheesecake so good that people wanna touch themselves to it? Hell yeah I baked that. 💁🏻‍♂️
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Kol @koltheraven.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
"Do you think sprite tastes good with water?" "I think I'm just really hungry, or pregnant..."- my fuck-ass cis male coworker just now...
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Kol @koltheraven.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Me when October exists
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Kol @koltheraven.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Oh my good golly gosh I'm one eepy birb
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Kol @koltheraven.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
No joke, I swear I just saw an Amazon driver who looked like if Markiplier was a twink.
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🔞Riley (brb) @sunsetcritterz.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
putting this on your timeline again
Text over a sparkly flowery background which reads: “WE SUPPORT SLUTS AND WHORES ON THIS PAGE”.
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Kayin @kayin.moe · 21/09/2025
Fuck a bluesky blackout, we need a whiteout. Cum everywhere, a week of moderators being unable to escape The Cum.
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
mood
Cartoon in the style of “If You Give a Mouse a Cookie”: a gray mouse in blue denim overalls stands with mouth wide open and arms raised beside a chocolate-chip cookie. Across the top, red crayon text reads “PLEASE GIVE A BITCH A BREAK,” with a red crayon at the upper right. On the green page below, printed text says “I work very hard,” “I’m trying my best,” and in smaller type, “I’m so tired all the goddamn time.”
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Kol @koltheraven.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
I saw a guy in a store earlier today who still had 9gag on his phone. He had his 8-ish year old son with him. Tell me you never grew up after high school without telling me you never grew up after high school.
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Kol @koltheraven.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Packers just mopped the field with the Lions! 27-13 Let's fucking goooooooo!!!!!
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record-guy59.bsky.social @record-guy59.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
RFK JR: It's going to have a it's going to it's going to be the biggest infusion of federal dollars into rural health care in American history. SANDERS: You know why? Because you're cutting $150 billion for rural hospitals. You're putting $50 billion back. That's not an infusion.
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
In 1900, 31% of all deaths were children under the age of 5.  

Today it’s 0.7%.  

Vaccines, medications, and modern science are the reason why. Trust the science, it’s been proven to work safely and efficiently time and time again.
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PlayWarframe @warframe.com · 02/09/2025
Thanks to your support of the Pride 2025 Merch Collection, we’ve donated $6,946.60 CAD for Rainbow Railroad! The collection is still available to purchase and net proceeds will be donated at a later date. wrfr.me/4mPvzLk
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Kol @koltheraven.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Packers are up 20-0 beating the Seahawks butts!
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JewInACanoe.bsky.social 🎗️ @jewinacanoe.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
7:30am: egg white omelette with mushrooms 10am: apple 12pm: cut up fruit with yogurt 3pm: banana 6pm: grilled chicken with salad (light dressing) 8pm: frozen yogurt 830pm: 2 cookies 845pm: 4 cookies 850pm: 8 cookies 9pm: bag of Doritos 930pm: Big Mac and fries
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Kol @koltheraven.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Who's the jackass that said it could be this bright out today?
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