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Koalatovmocktail

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Cuddly koala & heroic underdog. I love coming on here and reconnecting with my fellow #AVFC fans. #UTV He/Him

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Koalatovmocktail @koalatovmocktail.bsky.social · 1m
Once again an opponent is left unmarked to drift to the top of the box and take a shot!! Barkley was just standing there! #AVFC
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Koalatovmocktail @koalatovmocktail.bsky.social · 2m
Suzuki continues to inspire confidence👏👏👏 #AVFC
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Koalatovmocktail @koalatovmocktail.bsky.social · 7m
Manzambi!!! There’s a name I’m quickly learning to type into my phone! #AVFC
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Koalatovmocktail @koalatovmocktail.bsky.social · 15m
Lovely deep pass from Pau to Mbaye just then. Boy have I missed seeing those. #AVFC
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Koalatovmocktail @koalatovmocktail.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
“I am mediocre at less than most video games” - My child
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Koalatovmocktail @koalatovmocktail.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Overall, annoyed not to have won; relieved not to have lost 🤷🏻‍♂️ #AVFC
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Koalatovmocktail @koalatovmocktail.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Fuck me - Zion giving me Martínez flashbacks there… fortunately a bit quicker to the ball. 😅 #AVFC
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Koalatovmocktail @koalatovmocktail.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Hey Mbaye!
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Bridgit Mendler as Emmy Quinn: Take It Down A Notch
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Koalatovmocktail @koalatovmocktail.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Well that’s Kamara done again. Got any subs? #AVFC
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Firehouse Subs: Delicious Ham Sandwich
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Koalatovmocktail @koalatovmocktail.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Hey Nico! #AVFC
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Bridgit Mendler as Emmy Quinn: Take It Down A Notch
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Koalatovmocktail @koalatovmocktail.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Jesús - you’d laugh if you hadn’t seen the punchline coming 🤦🏻‍♂️ #AVFC 😴
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Koalatovmocktail @koalatovmocktail.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
MCGINN!!!!!! It’s in! Although something is wrong with my TV which has flipped the vision… the goal came from the right hand side, not the left! #AVFC
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Koalatovmocktail @koalatovmocktail.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Fuuuuck - the Iceman almost got goal of the month just then 🫣 #AVFC
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Koalatovmocktail @koalatovmocktail.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Instead of that North Stand netting, why can’t they put up some wicked tifo, just so it adds something - no matter how minimal - to the visual atmosphere. #AVFC
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Koalatovmocktail @koalatovmocktail.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Oof - once again, our own loose possession is causing most of our problems 🫣🫠 #AVFC
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Koalatovmocktail @koalatovmocktail.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
#StanSport in Australia are taking the piss. Halftime in the #AVLBRE game they are broadcasting highlights from the 2018/19 game between cheating Man City v #LFC. Anfield is going to be a fkn cauldron this weekend.
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Koalatovmocktail @koalatovmocktail.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The cheap turn overs are hurting us - not just out of defence (as for the Brentford goal), but those are particularly damaging. It’s not always the fault of the player with the ball - at times there is not enough movement off the ball from other players. #AVFC
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Koalatovmocktail @koalatovmocktail.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I would have banked on SJM to take that rebound 🫣 #AVFC
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Koalatovmocktail @koalatovmocktail.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
McGinn doing a great job of getting in the ref’s ear - and this is the game for it. #AVFC
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Koalatovmocktail @koalatovmocktail.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The cheap turn overs are hurting us - not just out of defence (as for the Brentford goal), but those are particularly damaging. It’s not always the fault of the player with the ball - at times there is not enough movement off the ball from other players. #AVFC
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Koalatovmocktail @koalatovmocktail.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Hahaha - as soon as it fell to him, I knew Buendía was gonna sky it 🤦🏻‍♂️ #AVFC
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Koalatovmocktail @koalatovmocktail.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Such a ridiculous pissing contest during those throw-ins. If the ref actually enforced the quick throw-in rules then there’d be less time for the combat. #AVFC
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Koalatovmocktail @koalatovmocktail.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Im seeing a lot of missed headers from lots of players - I’m guessing without all of the North Stand, the wind is making those high balls a bit unpredictable? #AVFC
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Koalatovmocktail @koalatovmocktail.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Lindelof is such a team player. He didn’t want Mings to feel like the only centre back who could give the ball away cheaply 🤝 #AVFC
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Koalatovmocktail @koalatovmocktail.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Still not used to Matty Cash with the short hair. It’s almost like over the summer he’s gone from 1999 David Beckham to 2000 David Beckham. #AVFC
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Pardz AVFC 🦁 @pardzavfc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Nicholas Jackson, that's what #avfc !!!
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Koalatovmocktail @koalatovmocktail.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
What a reply from Villa and from Jackson! Such a well placed strike… #AVFC
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Lou @laenij.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
should they.... should they not be taking legal action against the club for misusing their money.....???????
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Koalatovmocktail @koalatovmocktail.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Lots of talk recently how cheating Man City targeted #AVFC after the Sheikh Mansour takeover: improperly taking Barry, then Milner, then Delph but don’t forget the ex-City players we got in return, such as Stephen Ireland, Micah Richards, Scott Sinclair, Joleon Lescott… You know what, never mind🤦🏻‍♂️
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Andrew Schreck @andrewschreck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i don't think cis guys realize how much power they can shift in a conversation just by casually telling their friends
"that's fucked up, man" when someone says something
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Koalatovmocktail @koalatovmocktail.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just think - 2 days ago the most pressing issue for English football was whether or not you should be able to sink pints in view of an #EPL game. Now it turns out that for the last 15 years we’ve all been living a lie! #AVFC
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Koalatovmocktail @koalatovmocktail.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And in other news, people aren’t wearing enough hats. #AI #HuggingFace Thank you, @alankohler.bsky.social www.abc.net.au/news/2026-09...
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Teemu Itkonen @karhu1991.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What a whopper.
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bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Unsustainable FC; we don't care about XG!
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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Crikey, Aston Villa have finally won a league match, for the first time this season - and the first time this thread. Only against Tottenham Hotspur, though, so we just pick up the same points as most teams will this season. #AVFC
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Sue Mason-Burns @suemasonburns.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Look at it this way - a large chunk of their fans didn't see their goals because the rats had already disembarked the ship
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Matt Burton @mattburton72.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Speak for yourself!! I’m ecstatic! 3 points away from home? Take that any day of the week.
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Cornwallavfc @cornwallavfc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Thank fuck for that!!!! #avfc
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Jason @jasethevillain.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Thank god for that. #AVFC #UTV
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Koalatovmocktail @koalatovmocktail.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
What a game - thanks to our terrible defending, fans of neither team can be truly happy. #AVFC
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Koalatovmocktail @koalatovmocktail.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This ref has suddenly remembered that one these teams is in the commercial 6. #AVFC
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Koalatovmocktail @koalatovmocktail.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Buendía: ok ref, I can see you are not gonna call it, but this is starting to get awkward. #AVFC
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Koalatovmocktail @koalatovmocktail.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Well done, Spurs 👏👏👏 #AVFC
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Koalatovmocktail @koalatovmocktail.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Well that strike from Buendia is gonna fuck with our xG #AVFC
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Koalatovmocktail @koalatovmocktail.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Lovely powerful shot from Jackson, but oh my god are Spurs not half shit. I assumed that, like #AVFC, they needed time to gel as a team, but they are just terrible. And Villa aren’t half hapless far from our best today.
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Koalatovmocktail @koalatovmocktail.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
What a bollocks call from the ref then 🎭 #AVFC
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Koalatovmocktail @koalatovmocktail.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Lol Spurs finally score and he’s offside 😅 Worth it to see the stadium explode 😭😭😭 😂😂😂🫠 #AVFC
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Koalatovmocktail @koalatovmocktail.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Another stupid fucking yellow card for Jackson #AVFC 🤦🏻‍♂️
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Koalatovmocktail @koalatovmocktail.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I did not have the guts to say this during the half, but my gos Spurs aren’t half hapless. Other teams would have been ahead of #AVFC by 2 goals or more, but Spurs are like the Inspector Clouseau of football 🤦🏻‍♂️
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Koalatovmocktail @koalatovmocktail.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Called it 🙌 I knew he’d be a good un #AVFC
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