Reposted by @bookofcalm.bsky.socialSarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026 53128992576
bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026#engspa England team wearing bin bags before kick off. Spain might shove us in the rubbish. 000
bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Dr Villa survived the first half flattened them in the 2nd then felt terrible for Spurs so just conceded two. Patient survived barely. Still three points #utv #avfc 010
bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026This commentator has a completely different pronunciation for all of our players? Who is Ale Garnacho? And I can’t even spell how he’s pronouncing Bogarde. #avfc #utv 000
bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Ross can read what we were all saying about him #utv #avfc 010
Reposted by @bookofcalm.bsky.socialNicholas Newberry @whyaccordion.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Overall a good showing today. A bit unlucky on giving away the penalty. Hemmings is showing some good raw talent, could have had a few goals this season already. It seems like we needed our first European game last year too before we started to get going, so hopefully this is a good sign. 012
bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Both Brugge and Villa players appear to have decided a couple of times that the ref meant to blow and just forgot so seemed to stop and wait for him. (Or he’s really quiet with it?) #avfc 000
bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Has some asked Pau to be an attacking midfielder? He’s great at it! #avfc #utv 230
bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I’ve enjoyed the first 25 minutes much more than against Brighton… #avfc #utv 030
bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Line up is expected I think, classic Unai - no one goes in until they do what he wants. Hang on to your hats Villians this is not going to be a 0-0 (unless we’re very lucky). Up the Villa! #AVFC #UTV!!! 000
bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Martinez to Chelsea? Sky sports reporting it now. Don't want to play against him! #avfc #utv 000
bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I’m going to watch the 2nd half with the Benny Hill music playing. #avfc 110
bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 16/08/2026List of negative things I will say about Emi “Master of Shithousery” Martinez (now we assume he’s really really leaving this time). . End of List #AVFC #UTV Thanks for the memories you mad bastard* (not considered a bad thing in a goal keeper) 040
bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Oh no! If #AVFC don't move quickly then we may lose out on the opportunity to sell one of our best players for less than he's worth! We could be left holding a beloved England International in our team! And have to see him play for Villa every week? Madness! www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...bbc.co.ukJarell Quansah: Arsenal express interest in signing Bayer Leverkusen defenderArsenal express an interest in signing Bayer Leverkusen and England defender Jarell Quansah. 1100
bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Schrodinger's Cup either the first Silverware of the season or a meaningless preseason friendly. You can only tell which when we see who won. #avfc #utv 110
bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Rewatched the Bayern highlights. Gomez’s goal was outside the box. Unsustainable FC is BACK BABY. #AVFC #UTV #XG 020
bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 07/08/2026This Bayern team are pretty good! Lets nick it anyway! #avfc #utv (also this is a great “lets get the third shirt cursed/lucky” match opportunity 000
bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 07/08/2026What are they doing to these poor pandas? #utv #avfc 000
bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 28/07/2026#avfc #utv Hemmings seems good? Will he stick or become another Barenchea? (And my God he’s back!) 100
Reposted by @bookofcalm.bsky.socialjam @socialistboat.dad · 24/07/2026We were talking about what if The Talented Mr. Ripley was Jason Bourne and I uh 628373
bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Anyoje have a list of squad numbers for this friendly? #avfc #utv 000
bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Fucking referring; so late with the hydration break. #avfc #utv (its just blatant disrespect waiting this long) 020
bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 18/07/2026#Engfra obviously I’d prefer we were in the final. But this is funny as fuck… come on England! Stagger over the line! 010
bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Olly on = Great. Rashford off = Early Sign Of Dementia? #AVFC #UTV 030
bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Jed Spence is having the game of his life! Has now every player been given the yellow? #England 000
bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Nyland! We need you to be more “Villa” Nyland than, you know, good. #AVFC #England 000
bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Ezri’s unobservant knee nearly with goal of the world cup #avfc #england 010
bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 24/05/2026I ask my wife “God how many times have they been in the box in the opening five minutes” - “Once, we’ve never left it” #avfc #utv #idk 000
bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Tomorrow the Villa players will take to the pitch at Man City; still holding cans of beer. “Theeres that Haaaaland … he’s not from Manchester… he’s well blond! Go On big man! How long do we have to sit here for ? Fuck the balls knocked over me beer; who got the cans? Was a Carling …” #avfc #utv 010
bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 20/05/2026How are we Villians? Personally terrified and so so grateful to have seen this team play #avfc #utv 220
bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Freiburg keeper’s clearances are awful. But I’m still terrified obviously. #avfc #utv 110
bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 20/05/2026OH MY FUCKING GOD VILLIANS HERE WERE GO #avfc #utv 020
bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Lets talk about how there definitely isn’t a bias to the big clubs. But also you can catch a ball with your wings. They’re not hands. Hand Ball - Q.E.D. #AVFC (imagine if that relegated a team!) 020
bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 15/05/2026We’re winning and I’m more nervous. What is wrong with me. #UTV #AVFC 110
bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 11/05/2026The quality of leeds vs tottenham is actually making me feel better about our weekend! #avfc (Tottenham fractionally shading it…) 000
bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Oh dear my Villians. Now we need to concentrate on Friday. No more sitting on the beach for us. #AVFC #UTV!!! 000
bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Aston Villa ... come on... this lot are terrible. Truly we can beat them. (Present evidence should be ignored obviously) #avfc #utv 010
bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 10/05/2026#AVFC GOD DAMN IT - STOP MAKING IT INTERESTING! #UTV 010
bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Did anyone see that coming? In Unai we Trust! #avfc #utv John McGinn my holy god how Did You Do That? 000
bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 07/05/2026This is horrifically anxiety provoking. I hate it - wow Buendia - wow #avfc #utv 000
bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 02/05/2026I love it when Villa old boys do well. Jaden P scoring to get ipswitch to the pl! But of course, next season- #UTV #AVFC 010
bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 19/04/2026There are goals I think of as Emery goals. Morgan’s, our bloody third and the nine player sequence midweek are so so good to see! #avfc #utv 110
bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 19/04/2026This Sunderland team are good and we’re doing what we’re doing to them! Statue of John McGinn? #avfc #utv!!! 020
bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 16/04/2026#AVFC Right stop panicking; i’m a fiotball historian. What happened to Morgan used to be called a “ponalty” its a rarely used ceremonial dance mainly used to give your players a break. Doesn’t really matter where the player kicks the ball its more a gesture of defiance. Luckily they are super rare! 000
bookofcalm.bsky.social @bookofcalm.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Chicago school economists would be so disappointed in me. Ah well. 000
