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Keter Class Kobold #2 @marismolotov.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

the kobolds are requesting mobile games as part of our new trade deal with their realm

Keter Class Kobold #2 @marismolotov.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

you set up a space heater next to your kobold friend's bed while he had a fever. he is now willing to murder people for your honor

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kobold posting @koboldposting.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

SKONK!

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Keter Class Kobold #2 @marismolotov.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

in a twist of fate, the kobold is handing you a monster energy and showing you how to swear

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Keter Class Kobold #2 @marismolotov.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff

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Keter Class Kobold #2 @marismolotov.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

News Article: A Kobold Doing the Nae Nae is Just The Type of Chaotic Good You Need Today

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Keter Class Kobold #2 @marismolotov.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

milkshakes can be enjoyed by kobolds and dragons alike

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Keter Class Kobold #2 @marismolotov.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

kobold who's crying because it's a good leftist but doesn't want to drop its nitro basic subscription because it really likes posting cute dragon emotes

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Keter Class Kobold #2 @marismolotov.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

kobold who really loves pronouncing human names but is not very good at it

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Keter Class Kobold #2 @marismolotov.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

kobold who loves your ID she loves your passport :]

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Keter Class Kobold #2 @marismolotov.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

this kobold is legally required to verify your age, and if you replace him with another kobold, that kobold will also have to verify your age. so you suppose you can't blame him. but he also has bad history with spreading rumors so you don't trust him. also there's the gambling ads

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Keter Class Kobold #2 @marismolotov.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

kobold who wants to be a boy. kobold who wants to be a girl. kobold who wants to be a kobold.

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Keter Class Kobold #2 @marismolotov.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

why is your "homework" folder full of images of kobolds wielding oversized weapons

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Keter Class Kobold #2 @marismolotov.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

the kobolds and gargoyles have now entered an unprecedentedly beneficial trade deal

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Keter Class Kobold #2 @marismolotov.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

the kobolds and gargoyles have entered the next major stage of their bond

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Keter Class Kobold #2 @marismolotov.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

it was on this day, 22 years ago, when an ice dragon proved that its kind was just as capable of committing arson as a fire dragon

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kobold posting @koboldposting.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

tiamat: hey it’s not like i /lied/ or anything, i just didn’t confirm or deny it. but yeah they just kinda showed up one day. no idea where detroit is though

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Keter Class Kobold #2 @marismolotov.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

new ecological research shows that kobolds were not created by Tiamat, but rather simply chose to exist one day on the streets of Detroit

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Keter Class Kobold #2 @marismolotov.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

kobold who kinda likes it when you call him cute

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Keter Class Kobold #2 @marismolotov.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

the humans in that bar are arguing over whether a kobold can be a twink. you should go in

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Keter Class Kobold #2 @marismolotov.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

BREAKING: the international kobold council has just decided that one additional letter shall be added to the word KOBOLD! options to be voted on this Sunday at the world kobold summit

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Keter Class Kobold #2 @marismolotov.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

you, formerly a dragon, become a kobold then find out your dragon friend has a bunch of old clothes that fit you from when she was a kobold

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Keter Class Kobold #2 @marismolotov.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

yeah you're a kobold but like, you were socialized a dragon. how can we trust that you won't pick us up and fly into the mountains while we're having our picnic

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Keter Class Kobold #2 @marismolotov.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

i will never stop posting about kobolds and dragons becoming each other. it's a gender allegory to me. make your kobold PC assigned-dragon-at-birth. you know you want it

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Keter Class Kobold #2 @marismolotov.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

plot twist at the end of your quest to visit the elder dragon; she actually was the small kobold you picked up for your party at the start of the quest. she wanted to test you for kindness and also she's gender fluid

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Keter Class Kobold #2 @marismolotov.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

it's great posting about kobolds. one of my kobolds named Dave was just trying out his phone on the top of a mountain. I was like aye, no internet up here, sorry mate. then a wyvern flew by the mountain and he got a pop-up saying wy-fi connected and I was like huh fair enough

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Keter Class Kobold #2 @marismolotov.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

kobold bard who rolls to seduce the human king

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Keter Class Kobold #2 @marismolotov.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

it can get tiring posting about kobolds sometimes. some people will always see you as a kidnappable little bimbo lizard and there's really nothing you can do about it. humans be asking why kobolds never join their adventuring party, then share another meme about "adopting" a kobold

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Keter Class Kobold #2 @marismolotov.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

kobold who wants to be in a polycule with every single bug

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Keter Class Kobold #2 @marismolotov.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

you respect your friend's identity but you gotta admit it's kinda odd to use bun/buns pronouns as a kobold

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Keter Class Kobold #2 @marismolotov.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

real life talk: i have drafted the query letter for my novel. will let it sit in the fridge for a week, then return to it, edit it, and then uh, start sending it out i guess! i plan on using snail mail. more personal. AI doesn't know how to use mail! 👆🐕 i won't let myself be terrified. kobold.

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Keter Class Kobold #2 @marismolotov.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

kobold who accidentally enchanted her favorite dragon plush so that her actual dragon feels all the hugs and squishes done to it

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DaThings Quotes @dathingsquotes.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Coming up: the Mythsters lose their human rights.

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Keter Class Kobold #2 @marismolotov.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

kobold who really likes to watch you sleep

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Keter Class Kobold #2 @marismolotov.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

the kobold sniffs and twitches the whole time you're cuddling on the couch together during your movie date. you think something's wrong with them, until they reach deep into the couch and pull out one of your long lost DVDs. they hand it to you then continue cuddling.

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Keter Class Kobold #2 @marismolotov.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

another isekaied friend of yours returned as a kobold :/ you're starting to wonder what exactly is happening in that other world

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Keter Class Kobold #2 @marismolotov.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

kobold who adopts every other kobold they meet into their party

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Keter Class Kobold #2 @marismolotov.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

the guard told you that the kobolds were bigger around here, but you had no idea what he'd meant

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Keter Class Kobold #2 @marismolotov.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

one of your kobolds is mildly telepathic and you can't figure out which one it is. they keep beaming you pictures of drinking straws bent into abnormal shapes

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Keter Class Kobold #2 @marismolotov.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

kobold who sometimes takes a dragon form "for convenience", although you cannot imagine any situation where that would be convenient

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Keter Class Kobold #2 @marismolotov.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

dragon who sometimes takes a kobold form "for convenience", although you're starting to think she just likes being spooned

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Keter Class Kobold #2 @marismolotov.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

kobold NPC who's so cute that you abandoned your whole quest just yo settle down and be with her

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Keter Class Kobold #2 @marismolotov.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

kobold that's gonna blow you to pieces with her bomb bullshittery

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Keter Class Kobold #2 @marismolotov.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

so pleasant to just be a kobold, sitting around, and a moth lands on your horn

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Keter Class Kobold #2 @marismolotov.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

a kobold excitedly runs up to you, yipping "look what i can do!". the kobold concentrates really hard for a few moments, and you look up in horror as discord goes down

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Keter Class Kobold #2 @marismolotov.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

let your werewolves be dark and edgy i care not for this sanitized golden-retriever monster prom werewolf trope

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Keter Class Kobold #2 @marismolotov.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

your kobolds have begun discussing rumors of a giant Fanta bottle buried deep within the earth

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Keter Class Kobold #2 @marismolotov.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Kobold 1: "Babe could you play the dragon tonight?" Kobold 2: "Yea sure babe" *starts growling and gets visibly more feral* "Rrrrrrr..... raaaaaaaaah >:)" Kobold 1: "And could we cuddle on the top of the snowy mountain together?" Kobold 2: ... Kobold 1: ? Kobold 2: *sweating*

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