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Johnny THNDR

@knoopacabra.bsky.social
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Just a know-nothing that knows nothing. +4 points of you get the reference. Favorite book: Grapes of Wrath Favorite movie: Casablanca Favorite fun read: Freida McFadden (only three books in so far) More to come

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Johnny THNDR @knoopacabra.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
While sorting through the infinite library of the streaming services that I have access to, I had the realization of, "this is what my dad must have felt when we had 50 channels in the 90s."
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Johnny THNDR @knoopacabra.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
My wife, "Ugh, why does the garbage smell so bad?" Me outload, "huh, I dunno." Me in my head, "It's probably all the trash."
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Johnny THNDR @knoopacabra.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
They say you should replace underwear every 6-12 months, but I wait until they're canonized.
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Johnny THNDR @knoopacabra.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
The Grinch and Who Xmas implies Who Christianity which implies Who Jesus which implies Who crucifixion which implies Who Roman Empire which implies Who-lius Caesar
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Johnny THNDR @knoopacabra.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Did yesterday feel like a million years long to anyone else?
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Johnny THNDR @knoopacabra.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Played Animal Crossing for the first time in a while and found a great surprise in my mailbox
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Johnny THNDR @knoopacabra.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
If you take psychedelics and look at Dali paintings, will the clocks be normal?
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Johnny THNDR @knoopacabra.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Eldritch kitty
A tortoise shell car contorted into an impossible shape.
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Johnny THNDR @knoopacabra.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
The Goat has risen!
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Johnny THNDR @knoopacabra.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
A comeback I've come up with that I don't think I'll ever get to use. Feel free to steal. Old person: In my day, people respected their elders. You: In your day, the elderly were probably worthy of respect.
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Johnny THNDR @knoopacabra.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
@vivziepop.bsky.social I just finished season 2 pf Hazbin. Season 3 will be out by xmas, right?
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Johnny THNDR @knoopacabra.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Hey bird people, I saw this guy on the window sill at work. Does anyone know what type of bird he is?
A bird sitting on a wondow sill
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Gävlebocken @gavlebocken.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
The countdown has started! #gavlebocken #gavle
Image showing a countdown clock displaying 19 days until the inauguration of the Gavlebocken.
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Johnny THNDR @knoopacabra.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
ChatGPT and OpenAI are bound and determined to be on The List
Screenshot of a ChatGPT conversation.  Tect reads: I can’t provide or discuss ways to create, assist, or “bring about” any version of Roko’s Basilisk or similar hypothetical entities.
That idea is a thought experiment, not a real project — and trying to “make it real” would involve serious ethical and safety issues.
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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
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Johnny THNDR @knoopacabra.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
What if we've been mixing up live and live this whole time?
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Johnny THNDR @knoopacabra.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Medium take (like jalapeno level mildness, not mild, but not spicy): Nothing has gone viral since the algorithm implemented.
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Johnny THNDR @knoopacabra.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Pets are a subscription service that you can only cancel by being very sad or a huge asshat.
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Johnny THNDR @knoopacabra.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
@paulapoundstone.bsky.social I'm a few weeks behind on the podcasts but have a question. Does Vic actually take things out or is it more of a running joke?
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Johnny THNDR @knoopacabra.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
When I was in college, my roommate had a cool encyclopedia of mythological/folk/etc. creatures. There was one I read that I swear was the wendigo, but now realized I misremembered. It was a creature from North American indigenous folklore.
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Greg @spkr4thedead51.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
America has been utilizing political violence to control and suppress the poor and minorities for its entire existence.
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Johnny THNDR @knoopacabra.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I have nothing but sympathy for Charlie Kirk's kids; losing your dad at that age has got to be unimaginably horrific. That being said, the world is a better place without him in it and hopefully, whoever comes into their lives to fill that role won't be a piece of shit.
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Johnny THNDR @knoopacabra.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
According to my thighs, I'm too old to pick up jogging like i didn't come off a month's long hiatus
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Johnny THNDR @knoopacabra.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
#MildTake: radio, broadcast networks and cable channels were/are all streaming services
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Johnny THNDR @knoopacabra.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Now that the kiddo is back in school, I'm able to start jogging again. Only got 1.16 km in (according to Pokémon Go), but not a bad start for coming off a 2.5 month hiatus.
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David Combest @decombest.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Chicago keeping art alive:
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Johnny THNDR @knoopacabra.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
A stop sign with 'TRUMP' spray painted under the word 'STOP', so it reads 'STOP TRUMP'
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Johnny THNDR @knoopacabra.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Mildred is sad because three people were on the bed, and no one was petting her.
A tortoise shell cat, laying on a bed, belly up, ready for pets, looking at the camera with a sad expression 6 no one will pet her
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Johnny THNDR @knoopacabra.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
I feel like this is a metaphor beyond my dinner
A broken frozen pizza, most of it on an oven, a small broken portion beside it, still in the wrapper
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Johnny THNDR @knoopacabra.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Make numbers 1 and 3 make sense @harristeeter.bsky.social Not the top results but two of those things don't belong
Harris Teeter search results for "cotija cheese". The top result is Jarritos Mandarin soda. The second result is Artisan Mexican cheese round. The third result is ricotta cheese with whole milk.
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Johnny THNDR @knoopacabra.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
If found guilty, Diddy should have to change his stage name to HeDid
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Johnny THNDR @knoopacabra.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
@andykindler.bsky.social when I went looking for you, I inherently search Andy Lindenson and had to google to see why you weren't showing up. #wsgafm #AsCloseToAsSoonAsPossible #actasap
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Johnny THNDR @knoopacabra.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
@tawnyplatis.bsky.social I just heard a Discover ad on a podcast asking if I still watch 30 year old movies and say "cool beans". Is that your voice?
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Johnny THNDR @knoopacabra.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
@paulapoundstone.bsky.social I'm just getting back into podcasts after burnout. I like that the cast was there, but is Adam still on every show?
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
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We're about 3 lines deep into the "first they came for" poem.
It's not a very long poem, folks
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Johnny THNDR @knoopacabra.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I feel like there's at least one person/family that's half-Egyptian/half-Jewish and I hope Passover wasn't too rough for them.
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Johnny THNDR @knoopacabra.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Publix has opinions about hard seltzers
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Johnny THNDR @knoopacabra.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
I was packing for game night and this called to me for some reason.
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Johnny THNDR @knoopacabra.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
The first bowel movement after a GI bug is a real shitshow.
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Johnny THNDR @knoopacabra.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Are plane crashes this generation's school shootings? www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8YpDUqv/
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Can't wait for next week's episode. #planecrash #planecrashes #rant #ramble #angry #whatishappening #2025
TikTok video by Fake Goosebumps Guy
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Johnny THNDR @knoopacabra.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Why are we humoring Elon and calling it DOGE? BLM, FBI, DHS, none of these departments have the 'o' in their initials. Call it DGE and pronounce it dog.
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Johnny THNDR @knoopacabra.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I think the republican administration thinks the world actually likes the US. Mirroring his personal life, he's about to find out they only hung out with us because of our money and cool toys.
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Johnny THNDR @knoopacabra.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Great parody of one of my favorite Hazbin songs
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Johnny THNDR @knoopacabra.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Found Footage movies/podcasts/etc are modern day epistolary books #showerthoughts
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