Johnny THNDR @knoopacabra.bsky.social · 18/04/2026While sorting through the infinite library of the streaming services that I have access to, I had the realization of, "this is what my dad must have felt when we had 50 channels in the 90s." 000
Johnny THNDR @knoopacabra.bsky.social · 24/03/2026My wife, "Ugh, why does the garbage smell so bad?" Me outload, "huh, I dunno." Me in my head, "It's probably all the trash." 000
Johnny THNDR @knoopacabra.bsky.social · 12/03/2026They say you should replace underwear every 6-12 months, but I wait until they're canonized. 000
Johnny THNDR @knoopacabra.bsky.social · 10/02/2026The Grinch and Who Xmas implies Who Christianity which implies Who Jesus which implies Who crucifixion which implies Who Roman Empire which implies Who-lius Caesar 000
Johnny THNDR @knoopacabra.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Did yesterday feel like a million years long to anyone else? 000
Johnny THNDR @knoopacabra.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Played Animal Crossing for the first time in a while and found a great surprise in my mailbox 000
Johnny THNDR @knoopacabra.bsky.social · 05/12/2025If you take psychedelics and look at Dali paintings, will the clocks be normal? 000
Johnny THNDR @knoopacabra.bsky.social · 20/11/2025A comeback I've come up with that I don't think I'll ever get to use. Feel free to steal. Old person: In my day, people respected their elders. You: In your day, the elderly were probably worthy of respect. 000
Johnny THNDR @knoopacabra.bsky.social · 20/11/2025@vivziepop.bsky.social I just finished season 2 pf Hazbin. Season 3 will be out by xmas, right? 000
Johnny THNDR @knoopacabra.bsky.social · 19/11/2025Hey bird people, I saw this guy on the window sill at work. Does anyone know what type of bird he is? 000
Reposted by Johnny THNDRGävlebocken @gavlebocken.bsky.social · 11/11/2025The countdown has started! #gavlebocken #gavle 36223
Johnny THNDR @knoopacabra.bsky.social · 28/10/2025ChatGPT and OpenAI are bound and determined to be on The List 000
Johnny THNDR @knoopacabra.bsky.social · 15/10/2025What if we've been mixing up live and live this whole time? 000
Johnny THNDR @knoopacabra.bsky.social · 01/10/2025Medium take (like jalapeno level mildness, not mild, but not spicy): Nothing has gone viral since the algorithm implemented. 000
Johnny THNDR @knoopacabra.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Pets are a subscription service that you can only cancel by being very sad or a huge asshat. 000
Johnny THNDR @knoopacabra.bsky.social · 16/09/2025@paulapoundstone.bsky.social I'm a few weeks behind on the podcasts but have a question. Does Vic actually take things out or is it more of a running joke? 000
Johnny THNDR @knoopacabra.bsky.social · 15/09/2025When I was in college, my roommate had a cool encyclopedia of mythological/folk/etc. creatures. There was one I read that I swear was the wendigo, but now realized I misremembered. It was a creature from North American indigenous folklore. 110
Reposted by Johnny THNDRGreg @spkr4thedead51.bsky.social · 11/09/2025America has been utilizing political violence to control and suppress the poor and minorities for its entire existence. 111
Johnny THNDR @knoopacabra.bsky.social · 11/09/2025I have nothing but sympathy for Charlie Kirk's kids; losing your dad at that age has got to be unimaginably horrific. That being said, the world is a better place without him in it and hopefully, whoever comes into their lives to fill that role won't be a piece of shit. 000
Johnny THNDR @knoopacabra.bsky.social · 04/09/2025According to my thighs, I'm too old to pick up jogging like i didn't come off a month's long hiatus 000
Johnny THNDR @knoopacabra.bsky.social · 03/09/2025#MildTake: radio, broadcast networks and cable channels were/are all streaming services 000
Johnny THNDR @knoopacabra.bsky.social · 02/09/2025Now that the kiddo is back in school, I'm able to start jogging again. Only got 1.16 km in (according to Pokémon Go), but not a bad start for coming off a 2.5 month hiatus. 010
Reposted by Johnny THNDRDavid Combest @decombest.bsky.social · 29/08/2025Chicago keeping art alive: 233279505567
Johnny THNDR @knoopacabra.bsky.social · 15/08/2025Mildred is sad because three people were on the bed, and no one was petting her. 000
Johnny THNDR @knoopacabra.bsky.social · 04/07/2025I feel like this is a metaphor beyond my dinner 000
Johnny THNDR @knoopacabra.bsky.social · 03/07/2025Make numbers 1 and 3 make sense @harristeeter.bsky.social Not the top results but two of those things don't belong 000
Johnny THNDR @knoopacabra.bsky.social · 01/07/2025If found guilty, Diddy should have to change his stage name to HeDid 011
Johnny THNDR @knoopacabra.bsky.social · 29/06/2025@andykindler.bsky.social when I went looking for you, I inherently search Andy Lindenson and had to google to see why you weren't showing up. #wsgafm #AsCloseToAsSoonAsPossible #actasap 110
Johnny THNDR @knoopacabra.bsky.social · 13/06/2025@tawnyplatis.bsky.social I just heard a Discover ad on a podcast asking if I still watch 30 year old movies and say "cool beans". Is that your voice? 000
Johnny THNDR @knoopacabra.bsky.social · 22/05/2025@paulapoundstone.bsky.social I'm just getting back into podcasts after burnout. I like that the cast was there, but is Adam still on every show? 000
Johnny THNDR @knoopacabra.bsky.social · 21/04/2025I feel like there's at least one person/family that's half-Egyptian/half-Jewish and I hope Passover wasn't too rough for them. 000
Johnny THNDR @knoopacabra.bsky.social · 29/03/2025I was packing for game night and this called to me for some reason. 000
Johnny THNDR @knoopacabra.bsky.social · 14/03/2025The first bowel movement after a GI bug is a real shitshow. 000
Johnny THNDR @knoopacabra.bsky.social · 21/02/2025Are plane crashes this generation's school shootings? www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8YpDUqv/tiktok.comCan't wait for next week's episode. #planecrash #planecrashes #rant #ramble #angry #whatishappening #2025 TikTok video by Fake Goosebumps Guy 000
Johnny THNDR @knoopacabra.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Why are we humoring Elon and calling it DOGE? BLM, FBI, DHS, none of these departments have the 'o' in their initials. Call it DGE and pronounce it dog. 100
Johnny THNDR @knoopacabra.bsky.social · 06/02/2025I think the republican administration thinks the world actually likes the US. Mirroring his personal life, he's about to find out they only hung out with us because of our money and cool toys. 011
Johnny THNDR @knoopacabra.bsky.social · 30/01/2025Great parody of one of my favorite Hazbin songs 040
Johnny THNDR @knoopacabra.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Found Footage movies/podcasts/etc are modern day epistolary books #showerthoughts 000