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kmkronewrites.bsky.social

@kmkronewrites.bsky.social
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She/Her, scientist, writer, bee enthusiast. I followed the crowd of rats fleeing the sinking ship. Don't lick the science.

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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
If you went to college 1. career goal when you started? 2. your initial major? 3. if you changed majors, what did you change to? 4. what do you do now? 1. Write for National Geographic 2. Double majored: Environmental Science & Archaeology 3. Dropped Archaeology 4. I work at the cow morgue
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
I used to be able to find TEXT AND PICTURE tutorials for how to solve or mod any game and now they're all fucking videos.
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Things I have learned in the new year so far: - Vegan waffles have no structural integrity - My mother needs a health literacy course - Coconut oil will burn so don't use it to grease a waffle iron
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
First pancake or waffle belongs to the dog, but we don't have any animals in the house, so... I guess we're feeding the birds experimental flax waffles?
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
If you get stuff (eggs for me) stuck on the bottom your cast iron skillet, boil a thin layer of water in it to loosen the crud. Just remember to re-oil when putting the pan away.
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Sister in Law: So we made vegan cheesecake last night out of the book you bought your brother Me: and how did that work? My brother: I had no idea how hard it was to get agar to set, so... it's vegan custard.
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
And instead of doing that, they're going to the moon
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Today on anime night with @shmarr.bsky.social: these reverted to stone age people are going to need to re-invent therapy.
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Overheard instructions for the new tradition of vegan lasagna Christmas lunch: "Here's the garlic, and here's more garlic. And there's extra garlic in the basement."
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
*screams in public health*
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Vegetarian Thanksgiving this year is Squash, Corn, and Bean themed. See you tomorrow after I have eaten my weight in vegetables.
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I've been informed that I have at least three gray hairs.
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Anime Night with @shmarr.bsky.social, finishing Eden of the East: The only thing we learned from this show is that billionaires' ideas never solve anything.
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Next week is gonna be the first thanksgiving I will cook with my mom since we all lived in Wisconsin, and I don't actually know what we're having, because we have slowly and steadily rejected all vegetarian turkey substitutes.
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I have gotten ONE answer and it has been provided to me via brazilian soccer.
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Is there a reason you didn't show this to me when we lived in the same town, perhaps?
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
@shmarr.bsky.social : So halfway through this deeply confusing show, how much do you hate me? Me: Well I baseline love you so not really. 1 Episode later: MARR WHAT THE FUCK?
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
When I say I only consume anime that @shmarr.bsky.social hand picks for me, I mean that last night Marr said "Have you seen Eden of the East?" And 21 hours later we are starting the series.
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gochenourabout @sjgochenour.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
my point is both that most people need to think in terms of working as part of a group AND ALSO you don’t need to beat yourself up for not feeling heroically brave. do what you can and more opportunities to help will present themselves.
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
@pixelfish.bsky.social Hi dear! TBH you were the only person I was still keeping up with primarily on the bad place.
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
I fondly remember my last halloween, age 14 escorting my brother (11), dressed last minute as bedsheet romans, ending up 2.5 miles away from home in the dark after being chased down the street by darth vader, shoveling unattended candy into our sacks.
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
Reminder that @shmarr.bsky.social is never allowed to stop being my friend because I would probably forget half of high school if left on my own.
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
I have a joke about the labyrinth but it's a hard thread to untangle
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
Still watching Dr. Stone. Our favorite leek's dad loves him so much that it affected the plot three thousand years later!
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
Democracy accomplished, time for the zero stress environment of anime night with @shmarr.bsky.social
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Your Dinosaurs Are Wrong @ydawtheshow.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
The beautiful thing about science is the changes persistent study and experimenting can reveal. Here's 185 years of Iguanodon reconstructions demonstrating the shifts in our perception of it in less than a minute!
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 15/10/2024
TFW your word processor doesn't know how to spell bloodlust
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 11/10/2024
I officially work at the nerdiest place, we all spent the thursday dead zone literally doing punnett squares like i haven't done since high school bio.
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 05/10/2024
They need to invent birding but for like bacteria so I have something to talk to the outdoor science relatives about.
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 05/10/2024
@shmarr.bsky.social You're being paged
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 02/10/2024
I put a giant ant in every campaign. (Its friendly.)
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 25/09/2024
Not me reliably voting for the gemstones because @shmarr.bsky.social likes pretty rocks. ;)
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 25/08/2024
Got to pet a snake today, will resume normal functioning in 1-2 weeks
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taenia @taenia.bsky.social · 23/08/2024
I also need everyone to appreciate the chonky perfection of this pika
A small, round pika perched on a mossy rock
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 20/08/2024
When friends who grew up with non-scrabble games, like @shmarr.bsky.social ask if you wanna play catan and you have to explain that you have only vague ideas of how to play catan.
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 26/07/2024
Am I in an analytical mood, or am I procrastinating? The author's dillemma
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 07/07/2024
@bskyttrpg.bsky.social duel @shmarr.bsky.social
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 07/07/2024
@bskyttrpg.bsky.social reroll
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Shepherd @neolithicsheep.bsky.social · 22/06/2024
Seriously academics get genuinely excited about this, it is often the best email they will get all month. I once had a professor send me not just the paper I requested but six more that he'd written that related to the topic he was so happy someone outside academia wanted to read his work
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 31/05/2024
There are not many joys in talking politics with relatives BUT my parents are camping out of internet service, so I get to be the one to inform them that consequences have FINALLY started to occur
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 24/05/2024
My first undergrad thesis got confiscated by the TSA
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 21/05/2024
Watching Bridgerton and I did not expect the series villain* to come back for a cameo in episode two *The series villain is the lack of sex ed.
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 11/05/2024
I have been so good about not stalking @shmarr.bsky.social's present but the news that it is a day late and still not "out for delivery" has me refreshing the USPS tracker.
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 08/05/2024
I'm not jealous of people who were able to go into fieldwork, exactly. But my brother is spamming me with pictures of death valley lizards and my mom caught a kangaroo rat on camera today... Meanwhile I'm using a sticky note to try and shoo the laboratory spider off of our centrifuge.
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 04/05/2024
Gotta say, working in public health with animals can kill a dinner conversation. "What did you do at work?" "Cholera."
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 24/04/2024
Discovered that I'm very fond of scientific names on bacteria that tell me where the hell they came from. Sorry Pasteur, but my job is at least 10% easier when nobody wants to namedrop you.
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 24/04/2024
I was told by Hollywood there would be more secret bookshelf doors in my adulthood, damn it.
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 13/04/2024
@shmarr.bsky.social : I think we've successfully brainstormed Me: *staring at the last inch of this blanket* Five. More. Minutes.
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 06/04/2024
Dismayed to realize that "replace smell with other smell" is a thing that is actually possible and not made up by weird candle marketers. The smell I intend to use, however, is vinegar.
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 05/04/2024
I'm going to finish @shmarr.bsky.social 's blanket just in time for it to no longer be cold.
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