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kmkronewrites.bsky.social

@kmkronewrites.bsky.social
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She/Her, scientist, writer, bee enthusiast. I followed the crowd of rats fleeing the sinking ship. Don't lick the science.

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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
They do not jump! They do the next best thing, which is creep up in places you don't expect and stick to you.
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
If you went to college 1. career goal when you started? 2. your initial major? 3. if you changed majors, what did you change to? 4. what do you do now? 1. Write for National Geographic 2. Double majored: Environmental Science & Archaeology 3. Dropped Archaeology 4. I work at the cow morgue
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Purrl wants to be knit.
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Yeah, like... try for a girls only or "just like old times" hang every once in a while!
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
I used to be able to find TEXT AND PICTURE tutorials for how to solve or mod any game and now they're all fucking videos.
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
exactly. The isolation enables the abuse.
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
When I read the first news story I was like "well MINIMUM they have been habitually using their fans for deeply discounted labor, this makes every other accusation of coercion extremely credible."
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
God damn I used to wake up to ESSAY responses to comments and posts.
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Ah, the joys of salivary bacterial exchange
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
I learned it pretty late, to post sims screenshots on Livejournal.
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
I pretty much always eat the same breakfast, because I need breakfast to be a zombie meal. I am not human before the sun comes up.
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
I'm jealous, because today I pipetted and answered the phone.
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Honestly your sheep stories have been very useful at my job as a vet labtech.
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
The only inherent drawback in the concept is needing specific cookware, trapping you into buying cookware new... but in execution, oh boy are there drawbacks!
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Things I have learned in the new year so far: - Vegan waffles have no structural integrity - My mother needs a health literacy course - Coconut oil will burn so don't use it to grease a waffle iron
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Curly haired and I work in vetmed: vinegar works for me (very coarse hair) to rid my hair of smells if I put a LOT of conditioner in afterward.
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
For my elderly dog, glucosamine pills crumbled very well into the yolk of a runny egg.
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
I obtained a stool when I got my own place so I can sit the heck down to clip my toenails, but it is also great for popping the laptop onto when I want to watch netflix in a long bath.
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Sorry, but the only cure for that is time. Source: I was that teenager
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
First pancake or waffle belongs to the dog, but we don't have any animals in the house, so... I guess we're feeding the birds experimental flax waffles?
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
If you get stuff (eggs for me) stuck on the bottom your cast iron skillet, boil a thin layer of water in it to loosen the crud. Just remember to re-oil when putting the pan away.
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Sister in Law: So we made vegan cheesecake last night out of the book you bought your brother Me: and how did that work? My brother: I had no idea how hard it was to get agar to set, so... it's vegan custard.
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Me, my mom, and my brother's fiance are planning to spend the day shouting CHEESECAKE until my brother makes some, so...
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
I walk very badly and even I know "walkable cities" does not mean that your only option is walking! The transit she mentions is a huge part of it!
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
It sank!
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
And instead of doing that, they're going to the moon
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Today on anime night with @shmarr.bsky.social: these reverted to stone age people are going to need to re-invent therapy.
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Because they're farming engagement from the Oliver fans coming to hit them with pitchforks
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
the physical therapist may have instructed me a decade and change ago to not actually cook my foot with massagers or electric blankets...
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
If I had to guess, battery life? Heating up? Which are plausible for the difference between a hospital grade item and a consumer one.
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Overheard instructions for the new tradition of vegan lasagna Christmas lunch: "Here's the garlic, and here's more garlic. And there's extra garlic in the basement."
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
put it on a fancy wooden board with a decorative fruit and I will walk directly under the obvious box propped up with a stick.
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Most reliable: extra sharp cheddar. I can get it even out here, in the cheese-deprived land of the desert. Actual favorite: Manchego but try finding manchego and not having a dedicated cheese budget.
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Yikes. If i find out how to lobotomize cloud storage and force a computer to save to disk I will let you know.
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
*Glances at the nation* firehouses, yep.
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
*squints* I do not like that Nevada has apparently not been doing any monitoring...
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
THEM! Giant! Horrible! ANTS! (that was briefly a thing in my household when my dad decided to watch int on some classic movie channel. A classic it is not.)
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Oh yeah, blew youngest cousin's mind that oldest cousin's kids would have grown up with me and my brother (The tail end of the "middle" grandkids) if we hadn't been halfway across the country. There's like 24 years between oldest and youngest cousin.
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Oh yeah, at the last great grandparent gathering we had the same trouble. Anna Maria Katherine and Catherine Mary-Ann, and every fifth in law is one of the location-Fritzes because there are too many Fritzes in the midwest. We go matrilinealy for introductions. I'm "Angie's Carla's Kenna"
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Oh god. I'm so thankful I don't keep up with anyone past the first cousins. (There's only - 'only' ten of us. And a cumulative seven in laws and seven kids from those.)
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
To be fair I ALSO want the fries and I'm not a bloodhound.
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Your island is a hexagon
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
If they also sing like they were told the high notes are the stairway to heaven, they're my grandma.
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
My snake relocation policy is that I need an expert to tell me that it's nonvenomous and then I will pick it up like a bratty jump rope. BUT I grew up with someone whose life ambition is to become the next Steve Irwin. At some point your brother handing you snakes becomes passe.
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
*screams in public health*
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Will do. :)
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
I'm sending this one to my brother, he's doing a biology phd.
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Vegetarian Thanksgiving this year is Squash, Corn, and Bean themed. See you tomorrow after I have eaten my weight in vegetables.
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
I'm not sure this guy knows how averages work.
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kmkronewrites.bsky.social @kmkronewrites.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Counterpoint: how soup or potion-like is the plant?
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