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KLURT

@klurt.bsky.social
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 2h
I'd like to see the running back flare out to the flat a little more. Or send a TE out there and let the RB find a soft spot behind the D-line
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 2h
I really like the "Yield 2-12 servings"
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 3h
He's right. It's a good jersey.
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 3h
May the spirits never let them rest
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 3h
I'm starting to think this 8 year old doesn't really understand food science
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 3h
What do they mean by soda pop? This could drastically change the outcome.
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 5h
I worked every day and it still doesn't feel like Thursday (derogatory).
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PWHL @thepwhl.com · 6h
California looks good on us 😎 Be first to know when the new threads land 👉 bit.ly/4j5Ftt9
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 8h
Eating, reading. What's the difference?
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 8h
Imagine doing all that work just to avoid eating a picture book to your own kid. Grounds for divorce.
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 9h
They haven't gotten the hang of Thursdays
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 22h
What in the Blue Bunny is the ice cream truck doing driving through here on October the 7th?
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 23h
What is the Other Mother from Coraline doing in the White House?
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 23h
Stop building houses out of the English. They aren't structurally sound.
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 23h
Same
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My dad visited a couple years ago and offered to buy the kids gifts. My daughter, 7 or 8 at the time, only wanted one thing. A skeleton. It's still in her room to this day.
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sure, why not. Have at it.
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There are certain things we buy through Amazon
3 Amazon about me categories talking about home fragrance
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What's wrong with the spoon?
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Not approved for the job site
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Cursed recession indicator
Is pee a super food?
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Who is Biblical Stud?
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sometimes an unfamiliar food culture can really.... Oh you didn't mean that shit
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ask if they solved the issue where the cyber truck hub caps were destroying tire side walls.
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Looks like I have another reason to go back to Atlanta again
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I thought they were all gone
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What?!
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This guy gets it
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Maybe if you stopped gluing eggs to the bottom of them
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A fruit pie from a vending machine in the YMCA lounge. That's that good shit.
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ope
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I am beginning to believe that I have 1 super power. And that is to normalize the skill level of the college football teams I cheer for. In order for Wake to improve, Wisconsin had to fall.
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
On Wakesconsin
Wisconsin ranked 44
Wake Forest 45
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Holy Grail Killer Rabbit Cave
Alt: Holy Grail Killer Rabbit Cave
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Gotta make sure it's done right
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Next week's matchup has become very intriguing.
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social if I forget, remind me to put "one armed weed whacking a week after fracturing my shoulder" in the running for Most Dad thing next Father's Day.
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
May I share the Wake Forest roster? bsky.app/profile/klur...
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You're a good guy, Gurt
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So far, the team that most challenged Miami this season has been..... Wake Forest
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Thank you to everyone who shared this. We returned him to his family this morning.
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He's been returned to his family this morning
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Huh Wake vs NC State might be a good watch next week
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We'd have to wait until tomorrow, but we got some messages and think we may have found the owners, so we'll head that way tomorrow.
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Well. We have an extra critter in our house. Found a dog who looks to have gotten loose. @surber.bsky.social not sure if you have followers that frequent the Barnes Rd area, but we're reaching wide here.
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Platteville is playing like garbage
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That’s why they wear red
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The ACC review room is the best thing to happen to football broadcasts since HD TV.
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
STEELE PIZZELLA TOUCHDOWN
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Maybe Penn State should think about looking to Iowa State to shake up their coaching
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