Reposted by klurpLanz Ervyn @lanzervyn.bsky.social · 16/02/2025I can confirm that @klurp.bsky.social is a real person from my phone now. 1261
klurp @klurp.bsky.social · 18/01/2025just blew a guy who “just got into dudes” and at the end he said I’m better than girls and he’s like “maybe I am bi after all” 1230
klurp @klurp.bsky.social · 10/01/2025need to hire a tax advisor this year bc I have to file in 3 states 😃 this will be fun 050
klurp @klurp.bsky.social · 08/01/2025my hookup blew my back out twice and then folded my thong for me 7620
klurp @klurp.bsky.social · 05/01/2025I ordered food at a restaurant at Newark airport and they called my name and some other guy went up and was like “that’s my name but it’s not what I ordered.” turns out his name is Kurt too. what’re the odds I meet another Kurt at the same restaurant at the same airport 060
klurp @klurp.bsky.social · 05/01/2025can’t wait to be back in SF and not have to come back to NY for 4 months 080
klurp @klurp.bsky.social · 03/01/2025using my DoxyPEP that I have a 30 day supply of for some reason to treat a sinus infection >>> 1100
klurp @klurp.bsky.social · 02/01/2025the way I took m*lly at 11 PM and was in bed at 5 AM and slept until 2 PM 0100
klurp @klurp.bsky.social · 29/12/2024had to ride the subway home with some guy’s cum plastered to my body hair 2290
klurp @klurp.bsky.social · 28/12/2024sorry I just don’t trust anyone whose most frequented bar is the Stonewall Inn 0131
klurp @klurp.bsky.social · 23/12/2024it was 60° in SF when I left and it’s 17° in NY… oh this is evil 060
klurp @klurp.bsky.social · 22/12/2024from a Christmas party to the airport in less than 12 hours 😵💫 1310
klurp @klurp.bsky.social · 22/12/2024I swear the dumbest and sickest people fly on planes during the holidays 😭 030
klurp @klurp.bsky.social · 21/12/2024does a goatee make me look racist? I’m trying to fit in when I go home tomorrow 2260
klurp @klurp.bsky.social · 21/12/2024how do fitted sheets always end up in the craziest scenarios in the dryer 180
klurp @klurp.bsky.social · 20/12/2024waited too long to book a haircut before the holidays and my barber isn’t available 🤠 fantastic 270
klurp @klurp.bsky.social · 18/12/2024Madeon announcing a DJ set in SF right when I change my flights to see Porter in NYC… the world is cruel sometimes… 000
klurp @klurp.bsky.social · 16/12/2024found out a couple broke up after I asked when they were gonna spitroast me 2130
klurp @klurp.bsky.social · 16/12/2024ADHD is fucking stupid what do you mean my doctor needs to prescribe me meth so I can hang this print in my bathroom 2120
klurp @klurp.bsky.social · 15/12/2024new Vyvanse dose hit and I’m still in bed playing a shitty mobile game. eh good enough 090
klurp @klurp.bsky.social · 15/12/2024the vibes at Badlands were absolutely horrible. I didn’t know SantaCon was a thing out here too!! 260
Reposted by klurpklurp @klurp.bsky.social · 15/12/2024I’m gonna post this and then go out. keep this video safe while I’m gone! 😘 41314
klurp @klurp.bsky.social · 15/12/2024I’m gonna post this and then go out. keep this video safe while I’m gone! 😘 41314
klurp @klurp.bsky.social · 14/12/2024drooling and precumming a little bit thinking about going to the Nintendo Museum in Kyoto and then seeing Porter Robinson in Osaka the next dat 0180
klurp @klurp.bsky.social · 14/12/2024I got Nintendo Museum tickets for when I’m in Japan in February 🥹🥹🥹 1160
Reposted by klurpjames tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social · 14/12/2024if u want us to not celebrate the street execution of a health insurance ceo, u must create a world in which we do not want to celebrate the street execution of a health insurance ceo 113932
klurp @klurp.bsky.social · 14/12/2024I had my deviated septum fixed in 2023. not nearly the same, but it cost like $400 each time they stuck a camera up my nose for 15 seconds. after surgery, I went to the ER for continued bleeding and it cost me $600 - more than twice the cost of the surgery, just to get nasal spray 140
klurp @klurp.bsky.social · 13/12/2024when I top I actually care more about the bottom’s pleasure than my own. in case anyone was wondering 🙂↕️ 0100
klurp @klurp.bsky.social · 12/12/2024being hairy is a curse… why am I over here shaving my upper arms and back!! 280
klurp @klurp.bsky.social · 12/12/2024whatever white person invented chicken and dumplings went OFF 0190
