Reposted by klurpLanz Ervyn @lanzervyn.bsky.social · 16/02/2025I can confirm that @klurp.bsky.social is a real person from my phone now. 1261
klurp @klurp.bsky.social · 19/01/2025I think it was bc he was saying how he’s barely been with guys bc it wasn’t that good but I’m good at what I do so… 000
klurp @klurp.bsky.social · 18/01/2025just blew a guy who “just got into dudes” and at the end he said I’m better than girls and he’s like “maybe I am bi after all” 1230
klurp @klurp.bsky.social · 10/01/2025need to hire a tax advisor this year bc I have to file in 3 states 😃 this will be fun 050
klurp @klurp.bsky.social · 08/01/2025wish I was joking, I don’t even know when he did this either 020
klurp @klurp.bsky.social · 08/01/2025my hookup blew my back out twice and then folded my thong for me 7620
klurp @klurp.bsky.social · 06/01/2025I lived in NJ, worked in NY, and then moved to CA so I have to pay in all 3 100
klurp @klurp.bsky.social · 05/01/2025I ordered food at a restaurant at Newark airport and they called my name and some other guy went up and was like “that’s my name but it’s not what I ordered.” turns out his name is Kurt too. what’re the odds I meet another Kurt at the same restaurant at the same airport 060
klurp @klurp.bsky.social · 05/01/2025can’t wait to be back in SF and not have to come back to NY for 4 months 080
klurp @klurp.bsky.social · 03/01/2025using my DoxyPEP that I have a 30 day supply of for some reason to treat a sinus infection >>> 1100
klurp @klurp.bsky.social · 02/01/2025the way I took m*lly at 11 PM and was in bed at 5 AM and slept until 2 PM 0100
klurp @klurp.bsky.social · 29/12/2024I want this for other people but I never want to be able to read my own 110
klurp @klurp.bsky.social · 29/12/2024had to ride the subway home with some guy’s cum plastered to my body hair 2290
klurp @klurp.bsky.social · 28/12/2024sorry I just don’t trust anyone whose most frequented bar is the Stonewall Inn 0131
klurp @klurp.bsky.social · 23/12/2024it was 60° in SF when I left and it’s 17° in NY… oh this is evil 060
klurp @klurp.bsky.social · 22/12/2024from a Christmas party to the airport in less than 12 hours 😵💫 1310
klurp @klurp.bsky.social · 22/12/2024I swear the dumbest and sickest people fly on planes during the holidays 😭 030
klurp @klurp.bsky.social · 21/12/2024does a goatee make me look racist? I’m trying to fit in when I go home tomorrow 2260
klurp @klurp.bsky.social · 21/12/2024how do fitted sheets always end up in the craziest scenarios in the dryer 180
klurp @klurp.bsky.social · 20/12/2024waited too long to book a haircut before the holidays and my barber isn’t available 🤠 fantastic 270
klurp @klurp.bsky.social · 18/12/2024my brother saw the NYC show and they brought Frost Children out to sing it 😭 210
