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i got banned from twitter for impersonating American Girl

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klit klittredge @klit.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
just remembered me and the boys see the same moon 😭
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klit klittredge @klit.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
lol he’s 26
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
If the folks setting up the new government in Syria want some ideas, I've looked into the situation for the last half hour or so and I think I could help. DMs are open.
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klit klittredge @klit.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
i had a dream i was having a shrek themed wedding and i was looking for something to fill the adage “something old, something meme, something borrowed, something green”
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klit klittredge @klit.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
one time I went to a party full of 35 year olds and one of them was explaining northernlion to the others
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klit klittredge @klit.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
having a nosebleed on the toilet while menstruating
“You know, you could see there was blood coming out of her eyes, blood coming out of her wherever.”
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klit klittredge @klit.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
nothing should ever change
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klit klittredge @klit.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
cute names for a cat: -raincoat -bullet bill -tofu -spatula
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klit klittredge @klit.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
the war between apple and google maps has gone too far. id be one thing if one of them just did what i need it to do, but instead, both of them just piss me off
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klit klittredge @klit.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
people love to ask who you’ve seen at the smallest venue in town and then be like “oh I’ve never heard of them before” girl obviously
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klit klittredge @klit.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
im over here fighting demons (my eyelids)
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klit klittredge @klit.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
this is deadass the try guys
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klit klittredge @klit.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
my fourteen year old ass really thought this would impact my life
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klit klittredge @klit.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
remember when the internet was so small we all gave a shit any the higgs boson or whatever
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klit klittredge @klit.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
My baby here on Earth Showed me what my heart was worth So, when it comes to be my turn Could you shine it down here for her?
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klit klittredge @klit.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
couldn’t do a hear me out cake bc i don’t have a printer but here ya go
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klit klittredge @klit.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
i physically cannot watch any of the wicked press tour memes bc the secondhand embarrassment literally makes me want to jump out a window
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klit klittredge @klit.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
i honestly don’t know how some people sleep at night
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klit klittredge @klit.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
if u represent landlords in eviction court, u will not see the kingdom of heaven
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klit klittredge @klit.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
trying so hard not to reply to a business email with "pog"
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Love to ban trans women from capitol restrooms in order to “protect women and girls” while suppressing a report about the incoming attorney general paying for the statutory rape of a minor while in congress and showing women’s nudes on the House floor
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klit klittredge @klit.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I literally cannot tell which x posts are real and which ones are memes atp
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klit klittredge @klit.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
bought my tickets to the dropout live show today! i was super worried after how difficult it was to get tickets to the MSG show but it wasn’t a problem at all. i did get them right at drop but there wasn’t a queue or anything
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klit klittredge @klit.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
not me. im young and spry. 9/11? never heard of it
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klit klittredge @klit.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
good morning bsky
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 18/11/2024
(Me, genius) I will do this task later when it’s less convenient
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klit klittredge @klit.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
my gender is the girls only mosh at the destroy boys concert
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klit klittredge @klit.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
was charli good in snl? I wanna watch but im so scared ill get secondhand embarrassment
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klit klittredge @klit.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
they should make a metro you can pee on (im a girl)
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klit klittredge @klit.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
can’t wait for the inevitable resurgence of the aphobe block list
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klit klittredge @klit.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
i know a touch tunes hates to see me coming
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klit klittredge @klit.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
i love to add music to the queue
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klit klittredge @klit.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
just remembered this exists lol
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klit klittredge @klit.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
@pfrazee.com why is my name showing up as invalid handle :(
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klit klittredge @klit.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
nobody else follow me! i got the funny number
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klit klittredge @klit.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
me and my friends would’ve killed mclane w hammers, i can tell u that much
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klit klittredge @klit.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
it pisses me off to no end that the harris campaign spent $1 billion trying to court this stupid voter instead of the dozens of twenty-somethings in dc who abstained bc of her position on gaza
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klit klittredge @klit.bsky.social · 29/05/2023
she’s a freak in the sheets (she free bleeds)
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klit klittredge @klit.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
u ever look at someone and just know they’re abt to tell u abt their substack
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klit klittredge @klit.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
many of u are so horny on this app that it frightens my poor bible-belt sensibilities
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klit klittredge @klit.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
not many ppl know this but in the 90s u could take ur registered firearm on domestic flights
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klit klittredge @klit.bsky.social · 08/10/2023
i could never be a domestic terrorist bc lord knows im too fucking lazy to write a manifesto
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klit klittredge @klit.bsky.social · 01/09/2023
sometimes I have thoughts that I think are divinely inspired
Atom driver
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klit klittredge @klit.bsky.social · 27/08/2023
when ur mean to me this is who you’re being mean to
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SneezingWithWetMascara @wetmascara.bsky.social · 18/08/2023
Ask your doctor if acting stupid on the internet is right for you.
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klit klittredge @klit.bsky.social · 18/08/2023
im being so srs i thought this was tyler henry the hollywood medium
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Lex McMenamin (they/them) @lexmcmenamin.com · 09/08/2023
at Teen Vogue I interviewed Boots Riley about "hot labor summer," the potential of the SAG and WGA strikes "creating the experiences that are radicalizing writers," and how he got radicalized at 14 by a group of 14-year-old girls in the 1980s at the Watsonville cannery strikes
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Boots Riley Got Radicalized At 14 By A Group of Teen Girl Organizers
"There's always an opening where the management and bosses don't know what to do, and we're right there right now."
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klit klittredge @klit.bsky.social · 07/08/2023
airport chick fil a out of chicken minis at 8 am
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