klit klittredge @klit.bsky.social · 15/12/2024just remembered me and the boys see the same moon 😭 0250
Reposted by klit klittredge Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 10/12/2024If the folks setting up the new government in Syria want some ideas, I've looked into the situation for the last half hour or so and I think I could help. DMs are open. 1927979229
klit klittredge @klit.bsky.social · 03/12/2024i had a dream i was having a shrek themed wedding and i was looking for something to fill the adage “something old, something meme, something borrowed, something green” 141
klit klittredge @klit.bsky.social · 02/12/2024and I stood there and pretended I didn’t know who he was — I kinda felt like Peter denying Jesus 3 times 030
klit klittredge @klit.bsky.social · 02/12/2024one time I went to a party full of 35 year olds and one of them was explaining northernlion to the others 130
klit klittredge @klit.bsky.social · 30/11/2024having a nosebleed on the toilet while menstruating 070
klit klittredge @klit.bsky.social · 26/11/2024cute names for a cat: -raincoat -bullet bill -tofu -spatula 1470
klit klittredge @klit.bsky.social · 25/11/2024the war between apple and google maps has gone too far. id be one thing if one of them just did what i need it to do, but instead, both of them just piss me off 030
klit klittredge @klit.bsky.social · 25/11/2024people love to ask who you’ve seen at the smallest venue in town and then be like “oh I’ve never heard of them before” girl obviously 0210
klit klittredge @klit.bsky.social · 25/11/2024normal guys watch keith eat the entire taco bell menu, go “that’s crazy”, and log off for the day 040
klit klittredge @klit.bsky.social · 24/11/2024my fourteen year old ass really thought this would impact my life 090
klit klittredge @klit.bsky.social · 24/11/2024remember when the internet was so small we all gave a shit any the higgs boson or whatever 040
klit klittredge @klit.bsky.social · 24/11/2024My baby here on Earth Showed me what my heart was worth So, when it comes to be my turn Could you shine it down here for her? 070
klit klittredge @klit.bsky.social · 23/11/2024couldn’t do a hear me out cake bc i don’t have a printer but here ya go 1100
klit klittredge @klit.bsky.social · 22/11/2024i physically cannot watch any of the wicked press tour memes bc the secondhand embarrassment literally makes me want to jump out a window 090
klit klittredge @klit.bsky.social · 22/11/2024i honestly don’t know how some people sleep at night 010
klit klittredge @klit.bsky.social · 22/11/2024if u represent landlords in eviction court, u will not see the kingdom of heaven 041
klit klittredge @klit.bsky.social · 21/11/2024trying so hard not to reply to a business email with "pog" 120
Reposted by klit klittredge Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Love to ban trans women from capitol restrooms in order to “protect women and girls” while suppressing a report about the incoming attorney general paying for the statutory rape of a minor while in congress and showing women’s nudes on the House floor 9594452823
klit klittredge @klit.bsky.social · 21/11/2024I literally cannot tell which x posts are real and which ones are memes atp 1330
klit klittredge @klit.bsky.social · 19/11/2024bought my tickets to the dropout live show today! i was super worried after how difficult it was to get tickets to the MSG show but it wasn’t a problem at all. i did get them right at drop but there wasn’t a queue or anything 150
klit klittredge @klit.bsky.social · 19/11/2024actually, on this, the other day i was talking to someone like 3 years younger than me and she didn’t know abt the plane in pennsylvania like at all 030
klit klittredge @klit.bsky.social · 19/11/2024not me. im young and spry. 9/11? never heard of it 1110
Reposted by klit klittredge Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 18/11/2024(Me, genius) I will do this task later when it’s less convenient 262001439
klit klittredge @klit.bsky.social · 18/11/2024I 100% balatro on mobile and steam and localthunk liked my tweet abt it. not to brag 030
klit klittredge @klit.bsky.social · 18/11/2024my gender is the girls only mosh at the destroy boys concert 0120
klit klittredge @klit.bsky.social · 17/11/2024was charli good in snl? I wanna watch but im so scared ill get secondhand embarrassment 290
klit klittredge @klit.bsky.social · 17/11/2024they should make a metro you can pee on (im a girl) 080
klit klittredge @klit.bsky.social · 15/11/2024can’t wait for the inevitable resurgence of the aphobe block list 030
