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Klaus Hornbæk Petersen

@klaushp.bsky.social
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retrofuturist words and such occasionally with a poetic inclination

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Klaus Hornbæk Petersen @klaushp.bsky.social · 6m
last man in the geography quiz is making up places
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Dailyfun @dailyfun.bsky.social · 12m
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Ein humorvolles Meme mit dem Text 'Neulich im Knast'. Ein Häftling steht in der Gefängniskantine an der Essensausgabe und hält ein Tablett. Eine Sprechblase an der Essensausgabe fragt 'Zum hier essen oder mitnehmen?', woraufhin der Häftling in einer eigenen Sprechblase antwortet 'Halt's Maul!'.
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Klaus Hornbæk Petersen @klaushp.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Det er på Gran Canaria. Så formentlig noget med Kanariske moms der bliver fucket op i oversættelse.
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Klaus Hornbæk Petersen @klaushp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I am running out of strength but what I have left I will use to avoid jazz
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Klaus Hornbæk Petersen @klaushp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
a brief summary of why I have nothing to add
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Klaus Hornbæk Petersen @klaushp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
don't let me see it coming I asked seeing it coming
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Klaus Hornbæk Petersen @klaushp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
can you still ask yourself who you are
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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Klaus Hornbæk Petersen @klaushp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Klaus Hornbæk Petersen @klaushp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
En lidt bizar reklame at vise til folk der lige vil have lidt ekstra træk til et 3 på række spil. 😲
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Pelle Geertsen @pellechristy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The big reveal of the Galschiøt exhibition in the European Parliament today, hosted by Danish @left.eu MEP @perclausen.bsky.social
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Klaus Hornbæk Petersen @klaushp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
oblivious to storms since I had the wind knocked out of me
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Klaus Hornbæk Petersen @klaushp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Som om PostNord kunne fejle 🙄😅
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Klaus Hornbæk Petersen @klaushp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jeg må også tilstå, at billedet er taget en rum tid før i går.
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Klaus Hornbæk Petersen @klaushp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Klaus Hornbæk Petersen @klaushp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Især på gulvplan. 😁
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Klaus Hornbæk Petersen @klaushp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Så konklusionen på evalueringen af de begåede fejl er, at politiet skal huske at fortælle, at de ikke kommer alligevel. Det er fandme flot.
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Klaus Hornbæk Petersen @klaushp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Korrekt.
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Klaus Hornbæk Petersen @klaushp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fino. Så slipper jeg for at sende dig screenshot vedr. det allerede gældende forbud for dommere. 👍
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Klaus Hornbæk Petersen @klaushp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Du er ikke helt fremme på beatet. Det er allerede forbudt for dommere at bære religiøse symboler.
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Path (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
there's an alternate timeline where shorts are called pants and pants are called longs
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Klaus Hornbæk Petersen @klaushp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Jeg kan ikke se en skid. Fuck tv2 play. 🤬
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Klaus Hornbæk Petersen @klaushp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
But on which lap did it break down? 😏
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Buitengebieden @buitengebieden.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
They’re just sitting and judging people that walk by.. 😅
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Klaus Hornbæk Petersen @klaushp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Long ago I had in my hands a small compilation of Emily Dickinson poems. She didn't give poems titles so the index was the first lines in alphabetical order. Me & the boys made them into a song. Listen to The Red Blaze by A Taste Of Red by vejrner on #SoundCloud on.soundcloud.com/75SDZvvf7IDN...
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The Red Blaze by A Taste Of Red
All Uturn Iturn songs written and played by Klaus Hornbaek Petersen (me) Guitars on Hardcase Harrison versions by Lars Bjerre. All A Taste Of Red songs music by Roland Engelhardt, Pehr Moeller & Klaus
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Klaus Hornbæk Petersen @klaushp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I barely scratched the surface and now there's a crack in everything
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Klaus Hornbæk Petersen @klaushp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Er det mandag?
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Klaus Hornbæk Petersen @klaushp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Staubdunkelwerfer 😏
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kingsleyamis2.bsky.social @kingsleyamis2.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Klaus Hornbæk Petersen @klaushp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Klaus Hornbæk Petersen @klaushp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
do you ever wake up feeling like a green bicycle in geostaionary orbit
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Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Can’t eat a sandwich until you subscribe to sandwiches. Can’t eat today’s sandwich until it has applied daily sandwich updates. Sandwich now has adverts even though you paid for ad-free sandwich. Can pay again to have less sandwich adverts. Now you can eat the sandwich, but it’s smaller.
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Klaus Hornbæk Petersen @klaushp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
👏🙏
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ɐʇǝǝɹʎs @phantomsspleen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’ve been patiently waiting at the back of your junk drawer to hand you your old batteries do you even care about me at all
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Klaus Hornbæk Petersen @klaushp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
now that she should be nothing but first steps she has suddenly become unsure of her footing will I ever see her again the girl with the courage to scare herself
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Klaus Hornbæk Petersen @klaushp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
and then we listened to the sunset and maybe I stopped breathing though it must have taken some breath to keep up the way my heart was beating and the moon rose loudly above the hill
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Klaus Hornbæk Petersen @klaushp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Du ser hår? 😲
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Best actress of the future. Original post
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Klaus Hornbæk Petersen @klaushp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
thank you for making me say thank you for nothing
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@Peg33 @peg33.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Klaus Hornbæk Petersen @klaushp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
🃏🧵
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kingsleyamis2.bsky.social @kingsleyamis2.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
coffee / coffee
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Klaus Hornbæk Petersen @klaushp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
fuck koriander og QR-koder
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Klaus Hornbæk Petersen @klaushp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Klaus Hornbæk Petersen @klaushp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
it is more instinct than it is technique I know what I am doing but I don't know what I am doing as in thinking about doing it like in a native language where there is no grammar to my utterances or a foot in front of a foot when I don't fall over on most flat surfaces
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Klaus Hornbæk Petersen @klaushp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hvis sligt foregik nutildags, ville høreværn være påbudt, så de små pus ikke fik tinnitus af klasket, ifald nogen skulle lande lidt hårdt.
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Thomas L. Vaultonburg @wolftwinthomas.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
the last ferry— a passenger made entirely of rain #haiku #poetry
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Klaus Hornbæk Petersen @klaushp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
jeg har købt et supermassivt sort hul
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