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Kev @kjvincent1979.bsky.social · 9h
Fucking hell gardeners world is boring me to shit
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Kev @kjvincent1979.bsky.social · 22h
Awful night's sleep. Work up at 330 due to shark related nightmares. A side effect of ptsd and medically induced delusions. Prob triggered by that stupid Whalefall advert I did not want to go back to sleep and to that
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Kev @kjvincent1979.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Fucking WhaleFall advert. I have no warning it'll come on and the imsgery is disturbing It triggers my cardio ptsd so I have to turn it over quickly
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Kev @kjvincent1979.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Tell Charles it was me
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Kev @kjvincent1979.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ooh it's the peolle covered in t-towel episode of star trek tng Much moose knuckle on show
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Kev @kjvincent1979.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Adverts are in a bit of loop lately It is all heart problems, funeral plans, hair loss and dry vaginas
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Kev @kjvincent1979.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Turned over old #gogglebox episode where maeva is being a right bitch about not getting proposed to I hope that is a put on 'personality' as jeez
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Kev @kjvincent1979.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We used to have this. I stopped responding because the way I phrased things was obvious. Plus certain people always responded
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Kev @kjvincent1979.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Arguments about which is better:petrol or electric Erm, electric given we are depleting supplies of oil at a masive rate and need an alternative or your lovely lotus will be an expensive paperweight
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Kev @kjvincent1979.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Cyclists, any recommendations to avoid sore butterflies cheeks? Seat has tiny gel cushon at rear but it is the front that get sore I was wondering about padded undies if they exist
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Kev @kjvincent1979.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The bloke who walks round a wren kitchen workshop must be on drugs Who looks at kitchens and spends hours with them bringing in new cabinets to show off and smiles? I bet he loves IKEA
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Kev @kjvincent1979.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I enjoy watching cop shows, but why do they drive up the arse of other cars or harass people out of the way? The distance required to brake doesn't differ if you are trained, and they are often going fast Yes people faff and should move over, only if safe. If they crash then police have to stop
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Kev @kjvincent1979.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The fact it was a ULEZ camera is pretty insignificant here He created an improvised explosive device that went off. You don't get 15 years for destroying a camera. You get it for making and deploying a bomb.
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Retired engineer jailed for blowing up ULEZ camera using homemade bomb
Kevin Rees destroyed a camera using a rudimentary improvised explosive, in a "terrorism-linked" blast that caused damage to cars and homes more than 100 yards away.
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Kev @kjvincent1979.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Maybe nobody else needs to, as they don't give door keys to people pretending to be someone's boyfriend without security checks and contacting the booked person to confirm if that is ok
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Nobody is working harder on room security, says Travelodge boss
A review found that guests are still not as safe as they should be in Travelodge hotels.
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Kev @kjvincent1979.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ah, potential plans fall through and I am not even a second thought to tell, just find out via accident I am so important Plans will be on a permanent cancellation if they can't be arsed to tell me
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Kev @kjvincent1979.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Prayer alone won't do shit
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Reverend prays St John's Church Harleston will open Christmas 2027
The cause of the fire was accidental, the fire service says.
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Kev @kjvincent1979.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#travellodge reassure people they are safe The person assaulted as they gave a room key to a stranger was not. Never in a million years should that have happened
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Kev @kjvincent1979.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fookin hell. Expensive. The article states the company tried taking 145k. It succeeded somehow and put him into excessive overdraft Wjy are there not auto checks for a massive increase pre taking money and manual review of widely different readings?
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Bert from Sesame Street in Striped Shirt
ALT: Bert from Sesame Street in Striped Shirt
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Kev @kjvincent1979.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It is #spunktober
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Kev @kjvincent1979.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wjy do police bother with drug and drink roadside tests when they are not admissable in court? They waste time. They can bring people in on suspicion regardless and get the relevant blood and breath tests at the station Plus you don't have to be over the limit to not be in control and those drug
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Kev @kjvincent1979.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have time travelled to the 1980s A spirograph advert was just on tv. Is He-man on next?
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Kev @kjvincent1979.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We had to wipe one of that cat's arses
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Doris Roberts as Marie Barone: There's An Aroma
ALT: Doris Roberts as Marie Barone: There's An Aroma
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Kev @kjvincent1979.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So what they are saying is access is not appropriately restricted in the first place, as per GDPR and Cyber Essentials? Therefore, this single wholly inappropriate breach could easily happen again
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Suffolk and Essex NHS remove 10 staff over Noah Woods data breach
East Suffolk and North Essex NHS Foundation Trust says it has launched an "urgent" investigation.
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Kev @kjvincent1979.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I am Betty swollocks and have put a fan on
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Spong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What at horrible day to have eyes.
A glory hole of Capt Tom, so it looks like you're sucking off the old garden wobbler.
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Kev @kjvincent1979.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Another weekend, another slump Time to disappear
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Kev @kjvincent1979.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A gift card is nice but pointless when you read where you can, or rather can't, spend it About 2 places in a long old list and I never shop at them. I thought Maplin closed totally as well, but they have an online shop I won't use either
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Kev @kjvincent1979.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Just told #alexa to sing Alice, Alice. Who the fuck is Alice?
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Kev @kjvincent1979.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
#clays printers, which i pass every day to go to work in Bungay, is on the telly box. Quite interesting
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Kev @kjvincent1979.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A bloke in Norfolk has appeared in court after masturbating in front of dog walkers and other members of the public
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Meerkat Hide
ALT: Meerkat Hide
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Kev @kjvincent1979.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
#Policeinterceptors someone moans car impounded for 400 metre drive uninsured of son to geg maccy d Well he could have walked that then
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Kev @kjvincent1979.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Shutting myself off from things gradually as no point to anything. Work and then a depressed weekend. Every week
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Kev @kjvincent1979.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Something should have got delivered to work today to install Monday Royal mail visited but logged it return to sender due to no access then incorrect address I checked and the order was correct so I suspeft they are being crafty to avoid missed delivery penalties
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Kev @kjvincent1979.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Person looks nervous on border force program so they investigate further I would be buggered. I do nothing wrong but always get wound up at airports
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Man Frisked in The Man In The High Castle
ALT: Man Frisked in The Man In The High Castle
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Stewart Easter Taylor @stewarttaylor.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Today is suicide prevention day. My uncle died by suicide 30 years ago and at the time, as a family we were made to feel it was shameful. Now the language around suicide is being updated, this will only help move conversations forward and end the stigma ❤️
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Kev @kjvincent1979.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Turned #celebritygogglebox over for a minute due to an upcoming shark scene. I can't cope with those after my heart boo boo PTSD
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Kev @kjvincent1979.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The cat is going mad for licking me after a swim
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Kev @kjvincent1979.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Shame there are no gays #sewingbee
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Kev @kjvincent1979.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A program is on showing people making sand sculptures It is more boring than watching paint dry. It is watching sand crumbling
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Kev @kjvincent1979.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Just saw a lady in McDonald's sit her child on a food counter. Perfectly old enough to stand and i don't really want nappy arse on food counters Then the kid took a huge wad of tissues from the dispenser.
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Kev @kjvincent1979.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Waiting for work stuff to finish Had a mini downpour and now drizzling
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Kev @kjvincent1979.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Watching #policeinteceptors on #channel5 and either I am in a time loop or it is repeating itself
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Kev @kjvincent1979.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
#Halfords are massively obstructive if you want to leave their motoring club Their chat is allegedly never manned. I raised a ticket online that went in an AI and auto reply look and auto closed. Calling eventually sorted it, but they fobbed me off saying it had a month to go. Don't care, get rid.
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
No idea why loads of people are suddenly purchasing Notorious but my thanks to everyone who is... and to those who are obviously recommending it too. One year on and it's clearly a slow burner.
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Kev @kjvincent1979.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Turned off Google discover on my phone as it is al AI written click bait slop
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Kev @kjvincent1979.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Think I will have to come off some of my pills. I forgot how similar ones messed up my body's agility to regulate heat. I feel hot all of the time
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Joe D @triscoe.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
😂
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Kev @kjvincent1979.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Alice in Wonderland: Falling Down Rabbit Hole
ALT: Alice in Wonderland: Falling Down Rabbit Hole
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Kev @kjvincent1979.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Oh good I search sky news on Google and gb news comes up as the topp search result as it is sponsored Much of that and I shall be going elsewhere
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Kev @kjvincent1979.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
No mention of reoffending rates with non early release. A common issue is lack of support from probation For this data to be useful, you need to compare the two
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Prisoners freed early are returning to jail at rapid rate, governors tell BBC
PM Andy Burnham on Sunday announced changes to the next early release scheme - scheduled to start in October - which mean PC Harper's killers will stay in jail.
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