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Kizu

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I’m a soulless cunt with a heart of gold. My life is a running gag with the universe. People tell me I’m awfully sexual. Rejected by God, kept alive by science.

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Kizu @kizuati.com · 17h
yeah he just thinks jeans are comfortable and would wear them even around the house.
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Kizu @kizuati.com · 21h
HUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE thing. they're dragging him.
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Kizu @kizuati.com · 08/10/2026
I feel seen by Northernlion because I don't understand where the jeans are uncomfortable propaganda is coming from.
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lowry Mystery of the Druids floating above his chair
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Kizu @kizuati.com · 30/09/2026
if you read the post you're replying to you'll have this information.
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𝕾𝖙𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖌𝖊 𝕳𝖔𝖚𝖘𝖊 @strangehouse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Kizu @kizuati.com · 26/09/2026
startup idea: you pay us to compress all your skeets,tweets, threads and we try to wrangle a stand-up routine out of it.
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Kizu @kizuati.com · 26/09/2026
thinking of a guy who thinks all the political discourse of right vs left wing is about the twix bars
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Kizu @kizuati.com · 25/09/2026
Dr House checking if the patient has ADHD by dropping amphetamines into their coffee and seeing if they’re better at paying attention.
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Kizu @kizuati.com · 25/09/2026
People are complaining about the level design in Control Resonant meantime I’ve genuinely thought it was some of the most brilliant, fun, unique and well made levels in gaming. Maybe Insomniac were onto something with their Wolverine Trails™️
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Kizu @kizuati.com · 21/09/2026
👀
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Kizu @kizuati.com · 19/09/2026
you really should rub it in.
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Kizu @kizuati.com · 19/09/2026
nope, going to go in completely blind
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Kizu @kizuati.com · 19/09/2026
can you give me a short vibe check for what kinda movie it is? i’ve intentionally avoided all trailers and things for it but im very interested now that i hear a lot of good reviews
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Kizu @kizuati.com · 16/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Hydrogen Bomb Vs Baby
ALT: Hydrogen Bomb Vs Baby
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Kizu @kizuati.com · 16/09/2026
when people ask why i don’t like modern dbd this is exactly why and im not sorry
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Kizu @kizuati.com · 16/09/2026
pretty good balatro run
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Valve @valvesoftware.com · 14/09/2026
Steam Frame is here! Our wireless VR headset + controllers, available now in the following models: Steam Frame 256GB Steam Frame 1TB Sign up now and learn more on @steampowered.com : store.steampowered.com/hardware/ste...
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Kizu @kizuati.com · 14/09/2026
I use my X Money card to pay for a coffee. It declines. I frantically tweet a ragebait. I get 4.25 dollars from the impressions calling me slurs. I get community noted by Grok hallucinating. I can’t pay. The cashier pulls out a gun and shoots me. I can’t pay for the ambulance. My X Premium expired.
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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Kizu @kizuati.com · 13/09/2026
AI needs infinite data, it can’t coherently reproduce the same results, it can’t do anything that isn’t already in it’s data. It needs to be at a large enough scale to fool you into looking legitimate. But at it’s heart it’s a hollow, artless, soulless lie.
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Kizu @kizuati.com · 13/09/2026
There’s always bullshit arguments about AI “art”, but fundamentally what kills the “it’s just like humans learning!!” argument for me is how much data it needs. A human could see 0.000001% of ART a shitty model sees, draw, keep drawing and keep improving.
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Kizu @kizuati.com · 10/09/2026
merry kirkmas to all
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Kizu @kizuati.com · 09/09/2026
i believe it’s a setting to have it be there now
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Kizu @kizuati.com · 07/09/2026
he wants your shoes. for magical reasons.
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Kizu @kizuati.com · 04/09/2026
Reddit is such an awful fucking social media. You can post just an objective experience of “hi i have x hardware and this game is running really badly for me” and a thousand little idiot goblins will run out and tell you how you’re stupid and it WoRkS FiNe FoR tHeM!? Braindead. Fucking hate it.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
lol
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The actual number of moves that are not utterly stupid in chess is tiny and chess will be fully solved one day
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Chess is hard for humans, but not for computers.
One day, it will be fully solved like checkers.
Between now and then, or even after, have fun.
People enjoy many games/sports where machines are vastly betterThere are more possible chess games, by about 40 orders of magnitude, than atoms in the observable universe. To solve chess, you'd have to map them all. Good luck.
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Chess is hard for humans, but not for computers. One day, it will be fully solved like checkers. 

Between now and then, or even after, have fun. People enjoy many games/sports where machines are vastly better.
Elon Musk

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Wrong, all legal chess positions are ~40 oom less than the estimated atoms in the Universe. And ASI will figure out ways to solve and compress that are far beyond what we could possibly comprehend. 

(Here I am arguing with some random intern at a chess website 🤦‍♂️)
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Wrong, all legal chess positions are ~40 oom less than the estimated atoms in the Universe. And ASI will figure out ways to solve and compress that are far beyond what we could possibly comprehend.
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even my friends don't text me back that fast
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Kizu @kizuati.com · 04/09/2026
PLEASE
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Kizu @kizuati.com · 04/09/2026
Steam comments having a normal one
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DarkViperAU @darkviper.au · 04/09/2026
GTA 5: Michael gets cucked by Amanda, Trevor is bi & talks about fucking guys, and Franklin spends half the game crying over his ex. No one cared in 2013 but imagine it released in today’s grift-hate economy like GTA 6? Rockstar didn’t change, idiots got more sensitive & whinier.
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Kizu @kizuati.com · 03/09/2026
Is there a sneeze equivalent to the WIlhelm screen?
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Kizu @kizuati.com · 03/09/2026
Loved the story you built and loved playing it day one!
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Kizu @kizuati.com · 03/09/2026
context: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IPhone_...
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iPhone 6 - Wikipedia
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Kizu @kizuati.com · 03/09/2026
I can't believe anyone thinks that Apple isn't the industry leader in foldable technology when they already made a foldable back in 2014 with the iPhone 6.
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Kizu @kizuati.com · 28/08/2026
I've noticed much the same. I'm not really sure that video added anything except more opportunity for exclusive contracts with people to drive them off Youtube to Spotify. I don't think they care for people to actually do video content.
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Kizu @kizuati.com · 28/08/2026
and is gonna be even worse on lower tiers.. man the fuck are they thinking
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Kizu @kizuati.com · 28/08/2026
I know cycling should be made safer, but fuck's sake arguing against wearing protection is silly.
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Kizu @kizuati.com · 28/08/2026
My one and only big crash was having my steering wheel catch in the fence, stopping me instantly and sending me through the sky flying at frightening speeds. If I didn't Dark Souls roll my way into the ditch, I'd have my neck fucking snapped like a twig.
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Kizu @kizuati.com · 28/08/2026
I heavily endorse wearing helmets for others, even if I'm too reckless to myself. And I say this as someone who has cycled since I was a little kid, on roads, swamps and highways and down stairs, basically anywhere you can think.
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Kizu @kizuati.com · 26/08/2026
А у меня дома в комнате 35 градусов месяцами… Постараюсь послать к тебе как-нибудь…
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Kizu @kizuati.com · 26/08/2026
I’m so happy I got my 500 dollar mac mini that now costs 800! Holy shit.
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Kizu @kizuati.com · 25/08/2026
People can't convince me this is not the @deadbydaylight.com pallet in RE9.
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Kizu @kizuati.com · 25/08/2026
it’s a good watch!
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Kizu @kizuati.com · 25/08/2026
the gaming harry one? he’s quite good with them
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Kizu @kizuati.com · 25/08/2026
Also he’s satan. It’s complicated.
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Kizu @kizuati.com · 25/08/2026
They wrote it after him!
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Kizu @kizuati.com · 25/08/2026
Check out revelations!
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Kizu @kizuati.com · 25/08/2026
Thinking about how the final thing that made the Doom Slayer entirely unbeatable is getting therapy. That’s so fucking aura.
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Kizu @kizuati.com · 24/08/2026
soul from deltarune:
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