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Kizik Coyote

@kizik.bsky.social
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Geology | Fleabag Photographer | HEMA Saber/Longsword | He/Him | Ace of ❤️ | 34 | 18+ NSFWish | Icon @NannerMilk.bsky.social | Banner @nicnak044.bsky.social

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Kizik Coyote @kizik.bsky.social · 21h
Yeah I worked as an affineur for around five years, made cheese for a while, but preferred specializing in aging cheese. I did host a panel at ANE a few years back on cheesemaking, lol.
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Kizik Coyote @kizik.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It became the running joke in my walking group to spit on the kongs and have soneone sit on it before it would be released. Where possible at least.
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Kizik Coyote @kizik.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This emoji is just you getting shoved down a gullet. I don't understand.
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Kizik Coyote @kizik.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What about flubber?
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Kizik Coyote @kizik.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I should've know today would be a good day when I saw the anomalocaris cloud this morning.
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𝖂𝖔𝖑𝖋 ☉∇🐺🌙 @karnste.in · 07/10/2026
her: what's your fucking problem my problem:
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Kizik Coyote @kizik.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I worked as an affineur for a number of years. This is extremely true.
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Yops @psychedelicyops.pet · 02/10/2026
Yote got a vest...
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Kizik Coyote @kizik.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He loaf, He yawn, He stalks chipmunks in the lawn
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Kizik Coyote @kizik.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
IS this STUCK enough FOR you???
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Kizik Coyote @kizik.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
PHOTOSHOP DIDN'T EXIST YET. THE WERE PAINTINGS. PAINTED AFTER THE FACT. A SIMULATION. IS THAT SIMPLE ENOUGH FOR YOUR OBVIOUSLY UNBURDENED MIND?
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Kizik Coyote @kizik.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That's from paintings his hair didn't actually look like that 🤬🤬🤬
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Kizik Coyote @kizik.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They didn't have photos back then idiot
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Kizik Coyote @kizik.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
All the building blocks come together to form the strongest shape.
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Kizik Coyote @kizik.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I know I recently posted about a promotion. That was kinda a stop gap. The machine has to move in a certain way. The real promotion came through today. Hell yeah :3
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Kizik Coyote @kizik.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Agreed, this is one of Gorlock's better projects.
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Kizik Coyote @kizik.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Results back. I do not have hearing loss.
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Kizik Coyote @kizik.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh boy, hearing test for work. Time to find out if I actually am deaf.
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Kizik Coyote @kizik.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Person flirting with me: "You're a tall drink of water, you know that?" My asexual ass pulling Professor Farnsworth: "Why yes, I am tall."
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Kizik Coyote @kizik.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I meeeeeeeeeeeean that is every movie theater. I believe in you, and will testify on behalf of your character.
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Kizik Coyote @kizik.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
An awful lot of vor talk at longsword tonight
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Kizik Coyote @kizik.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Consider the following. It means FOR Kris, no one else eat
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Achai @achai.bark.how · 19/09/2026
i am overwhelmed. porch time
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Jaru @jaru.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Laura, aka Maroon's Mom, is a great supporter of the furry fandom and all we stand for. She has Neurofibromatosis (NF), a genetic condition that affects the nervous system. Please help support Maroon and Laura as they walk and roll for NF research on Sunday! join.ctf.org/team/844287
Laura and Jaru
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Kizik Coyote @kizik.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Lovely
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Kizik Coyote @kizik.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Running into in 1v1s still cracks me up.
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Kizik Coyote @kizik.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Gungame in CS. One of the servers we played on would play music if there was a 1v1 and both players agreed to a knife fight. This was one of those songs.
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🪸🫧 @itsclammy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Kizik Coyote @kizik.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My life is bunnies today. Bunnies at work. Even more, albeit smaller, bunnies at work. And now bunnies at home.
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Kizik Coyote @kizik.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Me wearing a brace: It's not great beacuse you need to build up strength for the joint to heal. Also me after wearing a brace: Shit don't hurt, weird.
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BananasNEon @bananasneon.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
For the gold and glam (COMM WORK)
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Kizik Coyote @kizik.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Oh uhhhh sorry. I just thought.... You know, snack sized and all....
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Kizik Coyote @kizik.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
So cool
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Kizik Coyote @kizik.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Cerf pate joue et cerveau
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Kizik Coyote @kizik.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
TFing you into lunch if you keep shaking me like that
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Kizik Coyote @kizik.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Third time this week...
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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Was watching some Looney Tunes for funsies and discovered a treasure of an image
Wil E. Coyote with big ol eyes looking up as hes about to ge squished
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Kizik Coyote @kizik.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Getting off shift in the hot hot heat, coworker going in reminded me to catch up on electrolytes. Get home, see gatorade powder. Electrolytes... Electrolytes are salt. Salt water... The oceans are salty. Oceans.... The Pacific Ocean... Pacifico. Pacifico.
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Kizik Coyote @kizik.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
A Bostonian once poked fun at my twangyish accent. Which yeah sure okay. I'M the one with the accent, buddy. But my use of soda will forever betray my true origins. Also the strip of grass between the road and sidewalk is called a "devil strip", to throw another wrench in there.
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Kizik Coyote @kizik.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Futurama Fry Eats Bachelor Chow
ALT: Futurama Fry Eats Bachelor Chow
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Kizik Coyote @kizik.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
That's it. I'm turning you into the manager
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Kizik Coyote @kizik.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?
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Bill Murray's Tree Chopping Plans in Moonrise Kingdom
ALT: Bill Murray's Tree Chopping Plans in Moonrise Kingdom
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⚔️ Andrew ⚔️ @criminalist.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Wife and I got out our art supplies after dinner and did some coloring together. I finally got to break out my Meyer coloring book. #HEMA
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okepa @okepamakoi.hyper.wang · 01/09/2026
Omg it's Sneptember, meow meow meow
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Kizik Coyote @kizik.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Mc Conaughey True
ALT: Mc Conaughey True
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Kizik Coyote @kizik.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I vote for the Robert McCall
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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Kizik Coyote @kizik.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Promotion!
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Kizik Coyote @kizik.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dressed up as what? DRESSED UP AS WHAT?
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