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Minister of agriculture There is hate in my heart but am still jolly Adult

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Nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sometimes i open Tumblr because I'm stupid and I enjoy punishing myself
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Nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me when i remember that the word "aura" is greek and pronounced with a V sound in modern greek
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Nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 5h
Look at these balls
Me holding your balls
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Nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I like coming here and just talking to myself. No one will see this. This is one of the most anglosphere dominated websites but I do it anyway on principle to honor my culture or something
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Nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ξέρω πως τώρα είναι της μόδας στα greeklish να χρησιμοποιούμε h για η και w για ω. Όμως πιστεύω πως μία χαρά ήμασταν μόνο με το i. Καταλαβαίνω όταν γράφουμε (einai) "είναι" επειδή το "ine" φαίνεται περίεργο αλλά δεν θα καθίσω να γράψω "iuo8ethsei"
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Frost! 🐏☀️ VTuber @frostsheepy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Been really into doing absolutely nothing since forever
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Nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just noticed lyre has deleted every single post he made on his alt account except one repost of Yuri art. Based honestly
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Nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Im woke with chud characteristics
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Nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There aren't any wolves inside me! The fuck??? No way i would let that happen. I'm not a furry.
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bic 🦝✌️ @shogiboyplus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i have always wanted to make one of these!
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Nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One time I posted an actual self portrait and one person liked it before I deleted it. I am now fully committed to transitioning into a nautilus and spend the rest of my life swimming backwards just over the ocean floor
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Nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me when i remember that the word "aura" is greek and pronounced with a V sound in modern greek
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Aura @aurahack.ca · 29/09/2026
brutalist buildings look so fucken cool when it rains man
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Nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sometimes i open Tumblr because I'm stupid and I enjoy punishing myself
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Nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have been informed that Uzbekistan has won the chess olympiad. Glory to the greatest country of all time
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Clare @shigarakitomura.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When coming up with the story of Centuria, Kuramori [ @noririn4696.bsky.social ] got the inspiration from a painting of a slave boat. Oil paintings seem to be a constant source of inspiration for his majestic craft. Chapter 103 of Centuria continues the trend.
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Nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have no drive to do anything. I can't get anything done unless I force myself or someone else forces me
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Wings of Silver @silverwingprime.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The importance of harnessing the power of legacy brands to deliver maximum shareholder value
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Nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I was sorta kinda fired from my job today. Too many people were working on the field and it became disruptive because you can't coordinate as well and also a butch of other reasons. One had to go and it was me despite the fact I am like top 4 employee out of 16
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Nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Melatonin didn't do shit
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Nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The psychiatrists just tell me to take more drugs
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Nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I try not to, but I look down on people who have never done manual labor
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nda🔞 @ndasfw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Stop hate watching propaganda made by Nazis, I beg of you all. I feel like a lot of right wing outlets and pundits would’ve gone under by now if not for the attention their opposition gives them for free, giving them more content to feed off of. They rely on you, stop feeding them ffs
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The Rebecca (IQ = 277 (real)(not fake)) @s666132.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m not meant to work fast food. I’m meant to be an idiot sitcom husband with a nondescript office job that pays enough for me to have a large house and a nice car and also get into shenanigans every week
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Nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This has so far been a very hard year. Almost Didn't work at all. But I showed up today and immediately regretted it. I will carry and dump buckets full of apples into plastic bins for 8 hours. I have witnessed what may be the worst buckets that have ever existed
The worst bucket ever filled with apples. You can't see it but the bucket is smooth at the bottom so it's very hard and annoying when I have to put the apples in the bins. Which is basically all I'm doing for 8 hours
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Nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I need to do more drugs
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Nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You can try to believe on every god so that you go to heaven no matter what but there are 2 issues -in many religions you get punished if you believe in other gods -the one true god may be a Proto-Indo-European fertility goddess you don't know about
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Nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A lot of my oomfs reside in burgerland so there is a big timezone difference between us so they post stuff when i am asleep. But then i witness firstname who resides in the 4th Reich, shit posting at 2:30 am. Based honestly
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Nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I don't know if anyone ever caught it but when I did a cock reveal ( a photo of me holding a rooster) I put the "nudity" label on it
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Nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I don't want to get political but I just don't really like apples
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Nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's funny how when I'm playing geoguessr I can just tell when it's greece. Idk how but I can just tell. The dirt and grass just look different. Albania is even easier but tbh it's very clearly the doom and despair that stand out
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Nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
artists, qrp with your favorite portrait you’ve drawn!!
A self portrait of me !!

A nautilus
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Nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Supermarket stopped selling the juice I like 😔
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Mallory! 🏳️‍⚧️ (マロリー) @mariogirl17.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
people be like “yeah i listen to music” and it’s some boring shit not from video games
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Nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I cannot get the Bulgarian chat gpt song outta my head
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Nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Niche internet microdrama is humanity's most pathetic and annoying aspect. Would wish it on my worst enemies because I'm evil like that
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Nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You can try to believe on every god so that you go to heaven no matter what but there are 2 issues -in many religions you get punished if you believe in other gods -the one true god may be a Proto-Indo-European fertility goddess you don't know about
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Nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I have been informed that he was not wearing shoes in the photo that I used as a reference for this drawing. He was in fact wearing some weird sandals. Apparently everyone wore that shit back in the day cuz it was cheat and easy to repair. They wore sandals up until December
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Nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
One of the funniest things about the YouTuber kraut is that he thinks China is communist because he views them as evil. " Many are are wrong to assume China is not communist anymore because if you look closely you will notice that I dislike the country and therefore it's communist"
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Nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
No fucking way that shit might be fake. Potentially the most elaborate fucked up scam I have seen
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Nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
When some shit annoys you so much you low key gotta become a Buddhist monk and chill
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Nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My dad when he was young
A drawing of a teenager from the 80s. He is wearing white pants, black shoes and a white jacket over a striped shirt. He is holding a radio
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Nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It's finally cold again!!!!!!! Global warming made me like the cold now 😭😰
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Nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A kid really did spend $118.000 on his YouTube channel using his dad's company card. Sad, really. Lesson of the story. Don't buy your child stuff online using your company card
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Nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Apparently my mom was really sad to find out she is 1,53 meters tall
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Nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I don't know man. Like, it depends
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Nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Kosovo's first prime minister has been sentenced to 25 years in prison for going beast mode on the Serbians a little too hard. What a guy. What a nation. First ever leader did war crimes the old fashioned way and went to jail for it. I know kosovo has a bright future
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Nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hell is real. You go there for laying eggs
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Nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I procrastinate on procrastinating
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