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Spooky scary nautilus

@kiud.bsky.social
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Minister of agriculture There is hate in my heart but am still jolly Adult

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Spooky scary nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm actually kris from deltarune
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Spooky scary nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 13h
I love blocking people because I thought they were mildly annoying one time
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Spooky scary nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 13h
I think my new pfp is cool af actually
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Spooky scary nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 13h
I asked Ελευθέριος Βενιζέλος what he thought of our debt and he told me he thought we won the great war. I told him we only won the alright war
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Spooky scary nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 14h
The Harry Potter trend is so annoying. I saw so many artists that I used to follow do that shit. I'm sad
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Spooky scary nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 14h
I am actually the weird one here. My whole family loves that shit. And when I say my whole family I mean a lot of people. 4 grandparents 8 uncles and aunts, and like 19 cousins
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Spooky scary nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 14h
Well you see, that is still the case sometimes. But those guys are mostly albanians from north Macedonia or kosovo. My brother has met a bunch of albanians and I think only one was from albania. Also most albanians online seem to be from the north. I am more of a southern albanian
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Spooky scary nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 14h
Ngl I don't like how my mom cooks the dish. I will try to cook it myself to see if it is actually good but I never liked the idea of yogurt with meat
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Spooky scary nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 14h
That may have been true a generation ago but now we actually have university education and can get office jobs. Also we mostly get the shitty jobs in Italy or grecce. If we are in Germany we are chilling
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Spooky scary nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 14h
I googled this and apparently albania is no longer a Muslim majority country. It's now around 45%. Idk how reliable these statistics are but what I can say is that religion was not a big deal anyway. Socialism was our ideology and since the 90s we have been a bit aimless
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Spooky scary nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 15h
Don't worry comrade. I will make sure that the great replacement happens by moving from my majority Muslim ☪️ country (albania) along with my 700 cousins to steal your jobs, eat your food and mix with your race until pure German blood no longer exists
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Spooky scary nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 16h
Albanians go to greece if they are uneducated. They go to Italy if they are educated but have shitty degrees. And finally they move to Germany if they have good a degree that allows them to get a good job there If you are a filthy albanian bourgeoisie you go to America (half joking)
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Spooky scary nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm asking because I think they haven't thought about it at all themselves. Do you think your whiteness is a big part of your identity? Do you want to signal to other white people that you are here? Why? You want to talk to other white people? You feel solidarity in your whiteness?
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Spooky scary nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Or it could simply be cultural pride or celebration. Heritage, music, food, dress, holidays etc. And the people I see put that they are white in their bios are a lot of the type supposedly "woke" so I believe that do it without any thought behind it. I don't think it's a big deal at all
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Spooky scary nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Now why do minorities put race in their bios? It could be a lot of things like: Community affiliation and solidarity Visibility and representation Boundary setting: some may omit race for safety reasons but some may mention it to set expectations about experiences they've had (microaggressions)
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Spooky scary nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I wasn't thinking of you at all. Honestly "yakubian homunculus" is more of a joke. Some people might even miss what you are saying I'm specifically talking about when people just put "White" in their bios.I have noticed it more often lately. I believe they do it because they see minorities do it
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Spooky scary nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm actually kris from deltarune
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Spooky scary nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It could be taken in the wrong way. But I don't wanna be to harsh since I do believe it has genuine effort and love put into it
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Spooky scary nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I can see that. I didn't think it was ill-intentioned at all. I just struggled a bit with the context since it felt like there was an elephant in the room that was being addressed in way, but idk if the way it was addressed was appropriate
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Spooky scary nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I feel like the context of the scene makes this low key fucked up Like, he immediately killed himself after he reached out with his hand. I guess that's the point. But like he literally fucking explodes. It feels a little silly
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Spooky scary nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My posts just giga flop idk why I'm so unsuccessful. How am I supposed to measure my self worth through internet points when I don't get any at all?
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Spooky scary nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I almost forgot. Happy October 7th!
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Spooky scary nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why do people on the internet mention the fact that they are white on their bios?
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Spooky scary nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think the reason I have not been doing well is because it has been a while since I have played video games
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Spooky scary nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I have looked deep into my heart and asked myself. What do I want? The genuine answer is I want a better pc to play video games and Better internet to play video games. This is literally all I want. I genuinely don't give a single fuck about anything else
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Spooky scary nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You don't have to elaborate on your pronouns kyomoto
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Spooky scary nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Nah. You're good. I was just asleep
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Spooky scary nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I definitely have something undiagnosed with me
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Spooky scary nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
quarter life crisis is upon me
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Spooky scary nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Well the tentacles were supposed to make it a little weird and spooky. Give it more of an alien vibe. But I'm still glad you find them cute
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Spooky scary nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think you should go for something spooky like i did. Maybe an edit of kyomoto in a Halloween costume BTW what do you think of my current pfp?
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Spooky scary nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I should have added teeth or something to make da naut look actually spooky but it would be hard the more i change up things
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Spooky scary nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Probably the most embarrassing thing that i do in my life is watch league of legends pro play
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Spooky scary nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think I'm finally going to do it. I'm gonna come out. Everyone, I'm not actually a nautilus. I'm an alien
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Spooky scary nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My posts just giga flop idk why I'm so unsuccessful. How am I supposed to measure my self worth through internet points when I don't get any at all?
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Spooky scary nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Put a lot of effort into making this spooky scary nautilus but idk how I feel about how it came out
A weird looking nautilus that is sharper and has tentacles with 3 finger thingys
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Spooky scary nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Put a lot of effort into making this spooky scary nautilus but idk how I feel about how it came out
A weird looking nautilus that is sharper and has tentacles with 3 finger thingys
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Spooky scary nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Παράγουμε περισσότερους μαλάκες απ' όσους μπορούμε να καταναλώσουμε We produce more assholes than we can consume
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Spooky scary nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I was actually watching a movie with my brother just now. ( the demon slayer movie) just cuz it looks cool and stuff. And then he left to watch Germany vs greece football match. Crazy coincidence
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Spooky scary nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And starting again with smaller letters i just kept going and so one word is just way larger than the other ones for no reason. It looks really funny to me BTW can you tell what it says ? I remember i typed them when I first posted this but idk if you remember
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Spooky scary nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It is a placeholder until I come up with something else. But I really liked that one. The low quality really enhances this piece in my opinion. It is also technically me I especially liked how I started writing and the letters were clearly too big to fit. But then instead of erasing that one word-
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Spooky scary nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What would be the point? I'm pretty sure nobody was holding out for an elected official in nazi Germany to happen to be a good guy. So idk why everyone tricked themselves into thinking that a usa mayor could salvage the super mega death Empire
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Spooky scary nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Mamdani simply wouldn't get elected if he was truly as far left as everyone wants to believe he is. And even if he was anti zionist and got elected, he would cause so much disruption they would kill him. Nothing else could happen. Because if he was anti zionist and wasn't causing disruption then-
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Spooky scary nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Well the shell already has black stripes so idk how I would make them stick out. Perhaps i woulf make them actually red. But I don't have red paint and I don't feel like buying some just for this
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Spooky scary nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yeah definitely. I feel very sad when I remember the glory days of 0 likes in 0.2 seconds
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Spooky scary nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can't make spooky scary nautilus since my skeleton is technically my shell. Do yall have any ideas?
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Spooky scary nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There was another good one that i can't find but this is my favorite
Twitter 

Quote tweet

" Were there any gay Italian students at Howard's, Ms.Rowling?"

"There sure was! And his name was

The tweet being Quoted 

Actual Names @ActualNames

Giuseppe Da Homo

New York passenger Arrival Lists (Ellis Island), 1892-1924
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Spooky scary nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Every time I try to trick myself into doing stuff by planning to reward myself afterwards I just don't do anything at all. And when I make a list of things I want to do I just go "but what if I just don't do it" I have horrible impulse control I can't do shit
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Spooky scary nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Restorative justice for me would be if Israelis were forced to work at sweatshops for the rest of their lives to found the reconstruction of Palestine. I don't want them to be forgiven or anything. I just want them to be useful in the reconstruction of Palestine which would be the priority
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Spooky scary nautilus @kiud.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Killing someone is easy but not useful. The victim is still hurt and there are more rapist out there. So how about we focus on those things instead of how epic it is to kill people. I get it we want to see the rapist dead but that is not gonna help us that much. They already did the crime
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