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@kittncorn.bsky.social
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tall and slightly dangerous. he/him

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Chad Finn @chadfinn.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Beane sits there quietly, alone in the knowledge that he really wanted Ja’Lynn Polk.
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 19/01/2026
brandon beane did this, constructed the worst bills team of the decade, then ratfucked the head coach to avoid consequences and got a promotion out of it
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Val 🏳️‍⚧️ @kingpin6100.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I have, for literally years, been the "fire mcdermott" lady. I've thought he was never gonna win us the big one. Firing him and keeping Beane, after this season, is unfathomable. He managed to coach a defense of seventh stringers with a WR room from the UFL to what should have been the AFCCG
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 19/01/2026
sean mcdermott just had easily his best season ever. won 12 games with a miserable roster, made it happen on defense with 3rd stringers 32 year olds and scraps. of anybody in the building he is the one who least deserved to lose his job. this is breathtaking stuff
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Val 🏳️‍⚧️ @kingpin6100.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Josh Allen
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 11/01/2026
if you target josh allen in VATS all his limbs and body parts are at like 60% at best
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Incredible performance by Texas, outstanding three phase football, I would rather chew aluminum foil than watch them in the playoff, congrats to them
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
During the 2019 LSU season I kept thinking “which of these people is actually a future superstar and which only looks like one because they’re playing alongside future NFL superstars” and it turns out all the players actually WERE superstars anyway this is a post about Joe Brady
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chris @kittncorn.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
the broncos propaganda this offseason is some of the more nonsensical shit i ever seen 1) the chargers are probably better, and 2) i’d take mahomes reid spags and 52 high schoolers over either of those teams
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 02/09/2025
if you pick anybody but the chiefs to win the AFC west you're an absolute rube
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 02/09/2025
Call Your Ex FC
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 25/04/2025
this is the worst case scenario man
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chris @kittncorn.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
this shit means something to me
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Sammmy @sammmystern.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
I’m buying the Oblivion Remaster on PS5 for Rini too because there’s a zero percent chance of me giving up the Xbox for even a single solitary second LMFAO
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 22/04/2025
oblivion remastered has me honking like a fucking goose and i won't apologize for that
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chris @kittncorn.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
is this a fucking joke
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chris @kittncorn.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
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Matt Harmon @mattharmon.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
It appears the going rate for "we can put you on the field for tactical purposes at the WR position and it's not an outright embarrassment to the franchise" is right around $10 million
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Max Toscano @mtoscano1.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
How many Dalton Kincaids do the Bills need???
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chris @kittncorn.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
other app is cooked?
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chris @kittncorn.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
urinal rules should apply when choosing a rack at the gym
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chris @kittncorn.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
hard to overstate how biblically apocalyptic the weather in boston has been for the past 48 hours
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chris @kittncorn.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
been playing a lot of new vegas lately and it’s astonishing how much i prefer this game to fallout 3
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chris @kittncorn.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
let mikko rantanen go to the opps and overpay for 57 year old JT miller, i have decided to pray on the rangers’ downfall
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chris @kittncorn.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
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chris @kittncorn.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
imma need the rangers to bite the bullet and keep dolan occupied a little longer until the knicks have this whole “team defense” thing figured out
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chris @kittncorn.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
just tried baja blast for the first time and this shit stinks. i’m devastated
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chris @kittncorn.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
do i sleep on my red eye home or do i down a monster at 10:30 PT and watch the last 2 lord of the rings movies
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chris @kittncorn.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
pacific time is crazy man like wdym the knicks play at 4 in the afternoon on a wednesday
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chris @kittncorn.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
every time i go to in n out i’m dumbstruck by how bad the fries are
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chris @kittncorn.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
flight to SFO has TV screens and my entire row is empty, we are LIVING
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chris @kittncorn.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
the win probability chart of the average bills loss looks like a topographical map of nepal
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Pete Blackburn @blackburn.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
"Jacob Trouba, Duck" has been said so many times before but never in this way
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chris @kittncorn.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 29/11/2024
bringing this one over
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chris @kittncorn.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
it makes me physically ill when i line up a crowded jaywalking sequence perfectly and then a driver stops in the middle of the road bc they think they're gonna hit me
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chris @kittncorn.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
i’m fully convinced anyone who says fall is the best season is only counting through october, this shit is disgusting and we have another month of it to go
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chris @kittncorn.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
i for one would love to be the GM of a cursed franchise with a meddling owner, aging roster without a QB under 35, looming cap hell, and missing day 2 picks each of the next two drafts
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chris @kittncorn.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
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chris @kittncorn.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
anyone who believed even for a second that the jets might win this game is beyond saving
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chris @kittncorn.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
ahmad gardner just fortnite cassius vaughn 💔
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chris @kittncorn.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
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chris @kittncorn.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
after five (5) months of having natural hair it has dawned on me that i don’t need to keep using color protection shampoo and conditioner
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chris @kittncorn.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
are we leaving hate on the other app or can i talk about matt patricia on here
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chris @kittncorn.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
halloween people need to annex november, i can’t do two months of this
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Nick Zararis @nickzararis.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Can we collectively agree to ignore the people who nuked the Twitter experience that are coming over here because they feel left out?
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