Ben, a Cuddly Kitteh @kitteh.tea-cats.co.uk · 27/08/2026As a highly available developer, I ensure I keep everything at a n+2 redundancy. For example, we normally expect a steady rate of 0 mistakes, but I ensure that I am always making at least 2 mistakes at at time for proper redundancy. 012
Reposted by Ben, a Cuddly KittehBen, a Cuddly Kitteh @kitteh.tea-cats.co.uk · 11/05/2026In response to the sheer amount of image data on web pages, I'm adding "this image could have been a vector" next to "this meeting could have been an email" on the wall of stock lines. 123
Ben, a Cuddly Kitteh @kitteh.tea-cats.co.uk · 23/05/2026Remember to give your Discord guilds appropriate enrichment based on their interests. For example, some discords may find having a spreadsheet they can fill out and keep up-to-date an excellent communal bonding activity. 010
Ben, a Cuddly Kitteh @kitteh.tea-cats.co.uk · 11/05/2026In response to the sheer amount of image data on web pages, I'm adding "this image could have been a vector" next to "this meeting could have been an email" on the wall of stock lines. 123
Reposted by Ben, a Cuddly KittehRedScharlach @redscharlach.bsky.social · 21/12/2025Rare footage of St Paul’s Cathedral testing its giant flamethrower 10979291569
Reposted by Ben, a Cuddly KittehAubo 🏳️⚧️ Shop update 10/24! 👻🧡 @aubryjoi.bsky.social · 15/07/2025Eepy enby kitty stack 🥱💜 [ #nonbinary #cuteart #non-binary ] 101187344
Ben, a Cuddly Kitteh @kitteh.tea-cats.co.uk · 29/06/2025Cursed #kubernetes idea: a ManualReviewScheduler that, wherever a new Pod resource is created, raises a service ticket back at corporate asking which node it should be assigned to. Each pod becomes a line item in a change management meeting. 221
Ben, a Cuddly Kitteh @kitteh.tea-cats.co.uk · 18/06/2025Very honoured to go on a tour of a polyhedral dice mine; here’s a photo of raw dice before polishing, numbering, and balancing. 130
Ben, a Cuddly Kitteh @kitteh.tea-cats.co.uk · 23/05/2025Hey, that Displacer Beast is my emotional support animal! (The emotion is “fear”) 000
Reposted by Ben, a Cuddly KittehPhilippa East (Author) @philippaeast.bsky.social · 30/04/2025Holy shit. Sex Matters, LGB Alliance, Transgender Trend and Genspect have gone full mask off. If you want to look, you can see the link in post below. I’ll be writing to every MP I can to alert them to this. Flip sake. Go to watch #StewartLee and come back to this.media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is singing into a microphone while standing on a stage .Alt: a man in a suit and tie (comedian. Stewart Lee) is making goofy faces and noises into a microphone 1710330
Reposted by Ben, a Cuddly KittehSy Brand @tartanllama.xyz · 08/04/2025"Professionalism" is a ploy to stop more programmers from wearing cat ears because it makes them too powerful 1432350
Reposted by Ben, a Cuddly Kittehvaguely reassuring state machines @happyautomata.com · 11/03/2025🌸🌹🌼🍁🍂🍃🌲🌳 1154
Reposted by Ben, a Cuddly KittehSwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 11/03/2025Rhetoric is a skill entirely separate from "being correct." 1029029
Ben, a Cuddly Kitteh @kitteh.tea-cats.co.uk · 11/03/2025Today in review, through the medium of version control branch names: - INC-1483 - INC1483 (for the one system that can't handle dashes in slugs) - nya - raise-the-technical-deficit-ceiling - nyaaaa - nyaaaaaaaa.a 010
Ben, a Cuddly Kitteh @kitteh.tea-cats.co.uk · 28/02/2025Cat Realtor: "So this next box is a knock-through for extra space" Cat: "...this is stack of delivery pizza boxes with the middles clawed out" Realtor: "A knock-through!" 000
Ben, a Cuddly Kitteh @kitteh.tea-cats.co.uk · 20/02/2025we'll snugg and we'll mewl, like true sleepy kitties snugg and we'll mewl amongst soft blankies 'til we fall sleeping in the channel of fair dreaming from sundown to sunrise is a long 40 winks 000
Ben, a Cuddly Kitteh @kitteh.tea-cats.co.uk · 12/02/2025Developers Hate Him For Following This One Secret Technique (actually reading the JIRA ticket) 011
Ben, a Cuddly Kitteh @kitteh.tea-cats.co.uk · 11/02/2025My role in the polycule? I give headpats to all cuties who do not headpat themselves. 110
Ben, a Cuddly Kitteh @kitteh.tea-cats.co.uk · 09/02/2025Time is inexorably slipping into the past. There is a darkness at the periphery of things. Time to do laundry. 120
Reposted by Ben, a Cuddly KittehSwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 06/02/2025Quick! ChatGPT is down send a litmus test to all your coworkers to see if they actually know anything. 1832948
Ben, a Cuddly Kitteh @kitteh.tea-cats.co.uk · 29/01/2025There's a sleepy kitteh on your time line Do they know know what's going on this time? If you ask a sleepy kitteh, if they're getting dreamy, An incident waddles in and sleepy kitteh's gone. 210
Reposted by Ben, a Cuddly Kittehpeterb from Tea Leaves Programming @peterb.bsky.social · 28/01/2025"Dick Pick died at age 56 due to stroke complications" oh COME ON. 0341
Reposted by Ben, a Cuddly KittehAlice Averlong 🏳️⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 28/01/2025computers are a completely normal field where there are databases built on descendants of PICK OS, a database made in the 60s to organize parts for a helicopter that never existed, for a system called Generalized Information Retrieval Language System (GIRLS), as created by a guy named Dick Pick. 25878199
Reposted by Ben, a Cuddly Kittehvaguely reassuring state machines @happyautomata.com · 24/01/2025💗💜💙 081
Ben, a Cuddly Kitteh @kitteh.tea-cats.co.uk · 25/01/2025Not getting enough meow in your day? $ curl -X mraaow tea-cats.co.uk (other meow verbs are available) 110
Ben, a Cuddly Kitteh @kitteh.tea-cats.co.uk · 24/01/2025Combinyatorics is a complexity field, but purrmutations can create cats in frightening new forms. 010
Ben, a Cuddly Kitteh @kitteh.tea-cats.co.uk · 24/01/2025hewwo world :3 Fun fact: signing up takes a bunch longer if you decide to run a PDS and then flip your handle. I could have just "signed up" but no, first I had a pressing desire to rebuild a docker image as a debian package... 140